Do not watch porn when you are in the same room as your parrot.

darkjedimasterdarkjedimaster Posts: 18,620
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As the title states, this is why you shouldn't watch porn in the same room as your parrot.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/08/16/why-you-shouldnt-watch-porn-in-the-same-room-as-your-parrot/

:D:D:D:D:D

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  • len112len112 Posts: 4,156
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    I think the Parrot's faking it.
  • PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    'I'll have what she's having'
  • glitterlady08glitterlady08 Posts: 3,032
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    :D WOW......That is a Love bird Alright.....:D......:eek:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,606
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    I used to have a parrot, and he witnessed a lot worse ;)
  • glitterlady08glitterlady08 Posts: 3,032
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    len112 wrote: »
    I think the Parrot's faking it.

    :D ohhhh :D:D
  • glitterlady08glitterlady08 Posts: 3,032
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    I used to have a parrot, and he witnessed a lot worse ;)

    :eek: What happened to him..;)...
  • PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    I used to have a parrot, and he witnessed a lot worse ;)

    I used to have a chicken but i choked it whilst watching porn.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,606
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    as far as I know he's still alive, ex got custody of him in the split. He witnessed actual sex!! :eek
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,334
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    The parrot probably wanted a good stuffing.
  • KJ44KJ44 Posts: 38,093
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    Urban myth #999: don't film hotel smut with your phone or camcorder, if the TV screen is reflective ... :eek:
  • NortherlyNortherly Posts: 1,232
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    I used to watch Parrot Porn

    My fave movie was "Pollyfilla"

    It got too seedy so I stopped
  • KJ44KJ44 Posts: 38,093
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    Northerly wrote: »
    It got too seedy so I stopped

    Its beak could crack nuts, that's when I switched off. :eek:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,334
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    Northerly wrote: »
    I used to watch Parrot Porn

    My fave movie was "Pollyfilla"

    It got too seedy so I stopped
    I heard Polly really wanted those pair of crackers...
  • evil cevil c Posts: 7,833
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    A woman went into a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.

    There was a sign on the cage that said £20.00.

    "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.

    The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I have to tell you that this bird has lived in a House of Prostitution for the past twenty years and sometimes it says some pretty rough stuff."

    The woman thought about this, but eventually decided that at the price she had to have the bird anyway. So she took it home, hung the parrot's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

    The parrot looked around the room, then at her, turned his head to one side and said, "New house, new Madam!"

    The woman was a bit offended at the implication, but then thought, "Well, it could be worse."

    When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, "New house, new Madam, new girls!"

    The girls were also a bit offended by the parrot’s comments, but then they began to laugh, considering how and where it had been living for the past twenty years.

    A few minutes later, the woman's husband Frank came home from work.

    The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Frank."
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,606
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    Parrot death metal. Truly a beautiful thing :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYeximOhaUk
  • cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    Northerly wrote: »
    My fave movie was "Pollyfilla"

    That sounds more like some dodgy DIY porn :eek:
  • xp95xp95 Posts: 2,439
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    Where's HarrisonMarks when we need him? :(
  • d'@ved'@ve Posts: 45,453
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    len112 wrote: »
    I think the Parrot's faking it.

    Yup. Human huffs and puffs speed changed/pitch shifted. Pinky & Perkyfied! There's even a couple of blatant edits (silence at joins) in the middle of it. :rolleyes:
  • WanderinWonderWanderinWonder Posts: 3,719
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    I loved that. Makes me want to construct an aviary and fill it with parrots. :)
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