Exclusive ! Scott's sex-chat line revealed...

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A young man with a ludicrously fruity voice picks up the phone....

"Good evening dear sirs and gentle lady-folk - welcome to Scott's Sinful Sexual Seraglio - purveyors of the highest form of perversion on the telephonic apparatus in the English-speaking world.

For your delectation and delight this evening...

Press button 1 for furious frottage...Press 2 for delights of the nether regions...Press 3 for glorious gamahuching...Press 4 for our tempestous intercourse with a tribadic threesome.

We guarantee your conversation will conclude with a copious discharge from your membrum virile...

Calls cost one pound, two shillings threepence farthing per minute after twilight...telephone communication through wireless apparati may incur considerable charges"

Call Macclesfield 1212 - post-haste !

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 369
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    Hhahah :D:D
  • B L ZeebubB L Zeebub Posts: 9,134
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    You forgot to leave the number. :o
  • lightdragonlightdragon Posts: 19,059
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    Heavy breathing... "What are you wearing?"

    Scott "Well it's a very nice Edwardian suit, finest cashmere, and those rather fantastic knee socks. The shoes are okay, but I'd prefer the regency ones."

    Click.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 183
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    I enjoyed that post but I must admit I had to Google gamahuching.
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    Steerforth wrote: »
    I enjoyed that post but I must admit I had to Google gamahuching.

    I have read a lot of Victorian erotica in my time...:D
  • Colbert BumpColbert Bump Posts: 3,614
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    I need some tissues.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 183
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    RayRidley wrote: »
    I have read a lot of Victorian erotica in my time...:D

    I didn't even know they did that in those days. It was only very occasionally available in the late 1970s when I started :(
  • B L ZeebubB L Zeebub Posts: 9,134
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    Steerforth wrote: »
    I enjoyed that post but I must admit I had to Google gamahuching.

    It's a bit of a mouth full!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 183
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    Very good :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 988
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    Heavy breathing... "What are you wearing?"

    Scott "Well it's a very nice Edwardian suit, finest cashmere, and those rather fantastic knee socks. The shoes are okay, but I'd prefer the regency ones."

    Click.

    Excellent ! :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 988
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    Steerforth wrote: »
    It was only very occasionally available in the late 1970s when I started :(

    What - gamahuching or Victorian erotica? :D

    The Romance of Lust (in two volumes) is my favourite - deleriously crazy and has more sexual combinations than you ever thought possible.
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    Heavy breathing... "What are you wearing?"

    Scott "Well it's a very nice Edwardian suit, finest cashmere, and those rather fantastic knee socks. The shoes are okay, but I'd prefer the regency ones."

    Click.

    :D:D:D lol
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 183
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    RayRidley wrote: »
    What - gamahuching or Victorian erotica? :D

    The Romance of Lust (in two volumes) is my favourite - deleriously crazy and has more sexual combinations than you ever thought possible.

    :D

    I was referring to the gamahuching not the literature - I only ever read the straight stuff. I blame the teachers!
  • muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    Great post OP :)
  • KarmaKarma Posts: 3,263
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    Sara in the background saying, I don't wanna talk about this right now.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 401
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    I always wondered where the word gamming came from. Thanks to this post, now I know. :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 989
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    Haha :D
  • SallyforthSallyforth Posts: 7,404
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    I am sure he will be rrregaling rrrandy rrrapscallions and have them wrrrithing with rrrapture! :D
  • **JennaJ****JennaJ** Posts: 5,041
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    Very good post OP.....:D

    Particularly the furious frottage....:cool:

    Makes a nice change .....:)
  • PerditaXNittPerditaXNitt Posts: 12
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    Heavy breathing... "What are you wearing?"

    Scott "Well it's a very nice Edwardian suit, finest cashmere, and those rather fantastic knee socks. The shoes are okay, but I'd prefer the regency ones."

    Click.

    Genius :D
  • rosariofirerosariofire Posts: 343
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    Loving this thread OP, well done, God knows we need a bit of humour on here.......:D
  • kimotagkimotag Posts: 11,064
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    Steerforth wrote: »
    I didn't even know they did that in those days. It was only very occasionally available in the late 1970s when I started :(

    I read 'The Pearl' in my teens, so I remember the words used!:D
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