Don't think of it as a film review for people trying to decide if they want to go and see/buy it. Think of it as a discussion of a film that people have already watched, a bit like a book group.
Book groups are more timely, also.
Before I see films, I'm very wary of spoilers, but I enjoy reading/hearing the insight of others after I've actually watched something. So this "review" suited me just fine.
I fell right into their cunning trap this morning by deliberately NOT buying their product. To be honest, I thought the advert was a Brooker joke - until I saw all the Andrex bog rolls in Sainsburys this morning had 'SCRUNGE OR FOLD' written all over them. Just disgusting.
I was still laughing at the pope woman at the 6th time but I've no idea why I thought it was still funny!
It might've worked better if they'd tightened it up for further repeats. She said, I think, four brief things, with a massive gap between 2 and 3, which just felt longer the more it was repeated. Cut it after the second, and it would've worked better.
You don't at all sound like you run a DVD reviews website Is your site only for people that have already seen the film on the DVD that you're reviewing?
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Book groups are more timely, also.
Well, if you want to be behind the curve, fine.
Scrunch, rather than scrunge.
It might've worked better if they'd tightened it up for further repeats. She said, I think, four brief things, with a massive gap between 2 and 3, which just felt longer the more it was repeated. Cut it after the second, and it would've worked better.
And there was me thinking that Elvis was the only celeb to die on the toilet...
I prefer scrunge
I thought it just waffled on and left me feeling cold. I can't stand Cox at the best of times, so this meant nothing to me.
oh yes
Anyhoo, might have to look up some of his standup, he's pretty good.
Haha, "pissweak musical farts"
I'm never going to be able to hear those Mumford people now without thinking of that.
even funnier because it's actually a better name.