Emmerdaily 20/12/12: ❄ Ding(le) Dong Merrily on High (Court) ❄
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Evening you lovely, filthy lot. I'm filling in (oo, er!) For Gulfie because he, I dunno, has a life or something (how very dare he?!?!)
Hope you've all got your Christmas cracker type jokes ready. Here's mine:
I stole Judes newspaper this morning. Well, technically it was The Sun of a preacher man.
Moving swiftly on,...
First thrilling instalment,...
Second thrilling instalment,...
Xmas Disco
Now, a lot of the requests simply said, "STFU - About Jude". Now I can't find either the band or the song on YouTube so I'm afraid you'll have to make do with these. Click and boogie,...
Fairytale of New York - Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl
Driving Home for Christmas - Chris Rea
Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses
December Will Be Magic Again - Kate Bush
And for the poet of the Soap Forums,...
Don't anyone ask about his name
My dog loves this and it's not even Punk/Ska
Nannan-tastic!
Xyn needs his prescription reviewing
Merry Christmas everybody. Hope it's a flippin' belter!
Started this thread early so there's just time before the ep. for Jude to fill me with...
... Christmas cheer! Extra stuffing anyone?
Hope you've all got your Christmas cracker type jokes ready. Here's mine:
I stole Judes newspaper this morning. Well, technically it was The Sun of a preacher man.
Moving swiftly on,...
First thrilling instalment,...
Source: DS
Cameron hasn't slept and is a wreck. He snaps at Alex as he is paranoid about giving his evidence and is trying not to freak out. At the same time, over at Mill Cottage, Jimmy is torn between doing the right thing for Chas or his family, as Nicola tells him that he needs to lie in court or he could end up getting sent down himself.
Later, Jimmy struggles to fight tears as he is questioned about Carl by the prosecution and asked if his brother is capable of murder. Jimmy is distraught after the questioning as he believes he has blown it for Chas, while Charity revels in it.
Soon afterwards, Cameron is terrified as he is called into court and Debbie smiles, hoping they will tear him apart. Cameron pulls himself together as he declares the oath and tries to cover his fear as he smiles at Chas.
Cameron tells the court how much Chas is suffering for what she has done and says that she doesn't deserve to be punished anymore. Cameron is frustrated as he tells the prosecution that he knows Chas is not capable of murder. He tells the barrister that he'd like to say something, stating that he knows Chas didn't kill Carl…
Meanwhile, Cain is ready to go to France to see Aaron and wishes Debbie a happy Christmas. Moira arrives wanting to talk to him, but is exasperated to discover that Cain is running away. Vanessa calls on Moira and suggests they should try again as they have got off on the wrong foot. Soon Vanessa and Moira are bonding and Moira fills her in on everything.
Elsewhere, David feels the pressure as Priya insists that he must tell Alicia the truth, Rachel makes Ruby apologise to Sam, Jai frantically tries to get news on Archie but Rachel ignores his calls, while Amy wonders where to spend Christmas Day and soon a plan is hatched to share it with Victoria.
Cameron hasn't slept and is a wreck. He snaps at Alex as he is paranoid about giving his evidence and is trying not to freak out. At the same time, over at Mill Cottage, Jimmy is torn between doing the right thing for Chas or his family, as Nicola tells him that he needs to lie in court or he could end up getting sent down himself.
Later, Jimmy struggles to fight tears as he is questioned about Carl by the prosecution and asked if his brother is capable of murder. Jimmy is distraught after the questioning as he believes he has blown it for Chas, while Charity revels in it.
Soon afterwards, Cameron is terrified as he is called into court and Debbie smiles, hoping they will tear him apart. Cameron pulls himself together as he declares the oath and tries to cover his fear as he smiles at Chas.
Cameron tells the court how much Chas is suffering for what she has done and says that she doesn't deserve to be punished anymore. Cameron is frustrated as he tells the prosecution that he knows Chas is not capable of murder. He tells the barrister that he'd like to say something, stating that he knows Chas didn't kill Carl…
Meanwhile, Cain is ready to go to France to see Aaron and wishes Debbie a happy Christmas. Moira arrives wanting to talk to him, but is exasperated to discover that Cain is running away. Vanessa calls on Moira and suggests they should try again as they have got off on the wrong foot. Soon Vanessa and Moira are bonding and Moira fills her in on everything.
Elsewhere, David feels the pressure as Priya insists that he must tell Alicia the truth, Rachel makes Ruby apologise to Sam, Jai frantically tries to get news on Archie but Rachel ignores his calls, while Amy wonders where to spend Christmas Day and soon a plan is hatched to share it with Victoria.
Second thrilling instalment,...
Source: DS
Cameron freezes in court, knowing it's now or never. However, he can't bring himself to confess and instead mouths "I'm sorry" to Chas. The prosecution and defence sum up to the jury and Cameron is convinced that he has sealed Chas's fate, terrified he hasn't done enough. The judge finishes summing up the day's proceedings and Chas is taken down. Chas breaks down as she asks her solicitor when she will find out her fate.
Back in the village, Cameron is in a complete mess. Close to a panic attack, Cameron unburdens himself and makes his shocking confession to a fellow villager…
Meanwhile, Alicia is worried when Pollard asks whether she and David are getting a divorce now she is out of prison. She tries to put on a brave face as she suggests to David that they should get a divorce, but it's not what she really wants. Alicia is determined to make the most of their time together and covers to Bernice by saying that she has a stomach bug. David worries about what he has let himself in for.
Back home, Jacob and David pick a film and Alicia gives David a present. She snuggles down with him, happy to have another chance at making things work.
Elsewhere, Nicola is grateful to Jimmy for putting his family first, Edna asks Jimmy whether Carl really did murder Tom, Victoria tells Adam that she plans to set Amy up with Robbie, Adam clears the air with Moira about Cain, while Zak advises Moira to walk away from her new romance.
Cameron freezes in court, knowing it's now or never. However, he can't bring himself to confess and instead mouths "I'm sorry" to Chas. The prosecution and defence sum up to the jury and Cameron is convinced that he has sealed Chas's fate, terrified he hasn't done enough. The judge finishes summing up the day's proceedings and Chas is taken down. Chas breaks down as she asks her solicitor when she will find out her fate.
Back in the village, Cameron is in a complete mess. Close to a panic attack, Cameron unburdens himself and makes his shocking confession to a fellow villager…
Meanwhile, Alicia is worried when Pollard asks whether she and David are getting a divorce now she is out of prison. She tries to put on a brave face as she suggests to David that they should get a divorce, but it's not what she really wants. Alicia is determined to make the most of their time together and covers to Bernice by saying that she has a stomach bug. David worries about what he has let himself in for.
Back home, Jacob and David pick a film and Alicia gives David a present. She snuggles down with him, happy to have another chance at making things work.
Elsewhere, Nicola is grateful to Jimmy for putting his family first, Edna asks Jimmy whether Carl really did murder Tom, Victoria tells Adam that she plans to set Amy up with Robbie, Adam clears the air with Moira about Cain, while Zak advises Moira to walk away from her new romance.
Xmas Disco
Now, a lot of the requests simply said, "STFU - About Jude". Now I can't find either the band or the song on YouTube so I'm afraid you'll have to make do with these. Click and boogie,...
Fairytale of New York - Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl
Driving Home for Christmas - Chris Rea
Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses
December Will Be Magic Again - Kate Bush
And for the poet of the Soap Forums,...
Don't anyone ask about his name
My dog loves this and it's not even Punk/Ska
Nannan-tastic!
Xyn needs his prescription reviewing
Merry Christmas everybody. Hope it's a flippin' belter!
Started this thread early so there's just time before the ep. for Jude to fill me with...
... Christmas cheer! Extra stuffing anyone?
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Did you hear about Billy the Brown-nosed reindeer?
He runs just behind Rudolf but he's not very good at braking.
Evening Dailians, should be exciting tonight! :eek:
Here's my Christmas cracker joke:
What cereals do cats like?
Mice crispies:D:o
Thanks for the Christmas music!
Great start JR!
My Christmas cracker joke courtesy of This Morning:
Have you ever heard of Rudolph the brown nosed reindeer?
He never stopped in time and bashed into the reindeer in front!
:D
EDIT: Got to go out shopping now - DAMN YOU CHRISTMAS! :mad::D
Cute thread, Fluffer-nutter--thanks!
That was Juhmazing (like jahmazing but with a Jude lol) Enjoyed thread very much- evening all! Fluffy ty again!
Christmas Wrapping an underrated Xmas tune brilliant it is although i only clicked a few months ago that its called "Christmas Wrapping" because they are indeed rapping!
BiB 1 - Eh??:D
BiB 2 - you copied my joke, (which I guess we both heard on TM today, only you got it slightly wrong) :D
My Christmas cracker joke -
it's sort of Jude related.....
Q: what do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?
A: Rev
heee heee heee joke wars!
Hi maggie! Yes, they're predicting rain and floods until after Christmas. I might just curl up in a ball like a hedgehog and not come out until NYE :mad:
Fabulous thread Fluffball!
and of course, the Christmas Cracker joke....
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man.
Sounds like a good plan! Pics in your newspapers this a.m looked grim.
Did you ses Shane R on This Morning? Think I heard even HE was surprised re: shagger. Personally, I'd tired of the S/L from the start. :yawn:
I don't watch EE, but I am curious to know which character it is.
When are they revealed?
It actually hasn't rained that much here today, for once!
Well if it turns out to be Toad-face, I'm not surprised he's surprised.:D:D
I only watch EE about once a week, so tonight will be it, just for a laugh at Shane's dramatic 'acting', (whilst no doubt slurping out of an empty mug as usual). :rolleyes::D
Evening All and MrB
Great title!
My favorite dessert? How did you know?
Loving all the cracker gags. Especially,...
It reminds me of one of my all time favorite vicars, Rev. Lionel Fanthorpe (yes, I have favorite actual vicars )
Its more predictable who its gonna be than it was the identity of who brained Cain! :rolleyes:
Wonder if Jude has a leather biker jacket?
Think I might have seen him in Matlock one Bank Holiday.
Great thread Fluffy!!
Zak Dingle has slept with Kat Moon?????????????? :eek:
Hello there all you lovely Dailians ;)
Hi JW :)
Did you see your FF?