I'm Really Worried About Posh Spice

RampentRampent Posts: 523
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Her pics make her look well bad toady. If she gets any thinner her eyes might pop out. I reckon she poo's peanuts.

What can we do about this?

Opines?
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  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    Rampent wrote: »
    Her pics make her look well bad toady. If she gets any thinner her eyes might pop out. I reckon she poo's peanuts.

    What can we do about this?

    Opines?

    Well i think we should all chip with a few quid to ensure she get's help, the help you feel she so desperately needs.
  • BillyBattyBillyBatty Posts: 6,956
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    It's the stress of being so unbelievably lucky in life, too much to handle.
  • OhWhenTheSaintsOhWhenTheSaints Posts: 12,531
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    Frankie Boyle: She'd be the perfect kidnap victim. Imagine how cheat it'd be to start sending her body parts back..."Send a finger..Actually, sod it, fax it!". I reckon she goes for a dump about once every 4 years...Infact that's probably how David knows there's a world cup coming up.
  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    OP, we could stop feeding her the oxygen of publicity...
  • RampentRampent Posts: 523
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    HaloJoe wrote: »
    Well i think we should all chip with a few quid to ensure she get's help, the help you feel she so desperately needs.


    Just set up a paypal fund up for her. Frack all interest at the moment. Must be late :D
  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    Frankie Boyle: She'd be the perfect kidnap victim. Imagine how cheat it'd be to start sending her body parts back..."Send a finger..Actually, sod it, fax it!". I reckon she goes for a dump about once every 4 years...Infact that's probably how David knows there's a world cup coming up.

    Lol :D:D
  • RampentRampent Posts: 523
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    BillyBatty wrote: »
    It's the stress of being so unbelievably lucky in life, too much to handle.

    She only poo's once a year! Can't be that bad!! :D
  • RampentRampent Posts: 523
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    OP, we could stop feeding her the oxygen of publicity...

    Agreed :D:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,579
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    :p I like her. Don't get the hate.
  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    Rampent wrote: »
    She only poo's once a year! Can't be that bad!! :D

    She poos less than you're cat then? :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 32,379
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    Rampent wrote: »
    Her pics make her look well bad toady. If she gets any thinner her eyes might pop out. I reckon she poo's peanuts.

    What can we do about this?

    Opines?

    Nothing, she's a millionaire and so is her husband.

    I don't really give a shit.
  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    Ditto.
  • kaiserbeekaiserbee Posts: 4,276
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    I wouldn't worry about her OP - her kids can go to private school, get the best private healthcare, they will each have their own homes and a wealth of access to film/tv/music/fashion industy; they can go to the most expensive luxury hotels and resorts around the world whenever they like, their parents and grandparents will never have to worry about getting old and having no pension, or working until they drop, and none will get starved to death on an understaffed, overrun NHS geriatric ward.

    Quite why you wish to spend one moment of your life worrying about them is a mystery.
  • RampentRampent Posts: 523
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    HaloJoe wrote: »
    She poos less than you're cat then? :D

    My cat drinks Stella from a pint pot and eats pizzas - her name is Vic and she is horrible. Her farts are worse than mine (amazing as I only poo every 6 weeks - my bowels are the size of a small room) and when I do poo I have to do it outside my bedsit on the ground because I always block the pan. I blame Thatcher for this.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 32,379
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    kaiserbee wrote: »
    I wouldn't worry about her OP - her kids can go to private school, get the best private healthcare, they will each have their own homes and a wealth of access to film/tv/music/fashion industy; they can go to the most expensive luxury hotels and resorts around the world whenever they like, their parents and grandparents will never have to worry about getting old and having no pension, or working until they drop, and none will get starved to death on an understaffed, overrun NHS geriatric ward.

    Quite why you wish to spend one moment of your life worrying about them is a mystery.

    With stupid names they have it's probably the best option.
  • RampentRampent Posts: 523
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    Ditto.


    She needs our help. Becks is too thick to see her wasting away. I just phoned 101 and got cut off :D
  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    She needs our help

    Someone does....
  • RampentRampent Posts: 523
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    kaiserbee wrote: »
    I wouldn't worry about her OP - her kids can go to private school, get the best private healthcare, they will each have their own homes and a wealth of access to film/tv/music/fashion industy; they can go to the most expensive luxury hotels and resorts around the world whenever they like, their parents and grandparents will never have to worry about getting old and having no pension, or working until they drop, and none will get starved to death on an understaffed, overrun NHS geriatric ward.

    Quite why you wish to spend one moment of your life worrying about them is a mystery.

    Bang on ^^^^^^

    But, she is a icon. Very much a ' I CON' - can't even bloody sing icon :D:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 32,379
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    Rampent wrote: »
    She needs our help. Becks is too thick to see her wasting away. I just phoned 101 and got cut off :D

    New member, boring and WUM posts.Not very original:(
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,579
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    woodbush wrote: »
    With stupid names they have it's probably the best option.

    prob the only equality in the world. Stupid new names and horrible hand me down names that are all going to get you mercislessly ripped in any other school
  • jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    kaiserbee wrote: »
    Quite why you wish to spend one moment of your life worrying about them is a mystery.

    Some people need to realise that when you press the create thread button, it has to be regarding something, which is at least remotely serious.

    VB and her over moneyed hubby can sort their own sh out, without needing (additional) funding from third parties. I could live off the interest alone from what they are earning.
  • RampentRampent Posts: 523
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    woodbush wrote: »
    New member, boring and WUM posts.Not very original:(

    Hence you took the effort too reply. Yer posts are anazing - NOT!!

    Get ter bed nobby :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,579
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    Rampent wrote: »
    She needs our help. Becks is too thick to see her wasting away. I just phoned 101 and got cut off :D

    Yes she is thin. sometimes very so but she has carried 4 children full term so I don't think we need to worry about her too much
  • RampentRampent Posts: 523
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    Yes she is thin. sometimes very so but she has carried 4 children full term so I don't think we need to worry about her too much

    And she has no stretch marks :o

    I think Becks needs our help. If she gets any thinner we might need zoom lenses to spot her.
  • priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    She's fine, her life perfect you don't need to worry about her.
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