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Your "The Big Bang Theory" Favourite Quotes
PrincessEssex
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So what are your favourite quotes from The Big Bang Theory across all series?
Mine are:
Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
Leonard: What's that?
Sheldon: Tea. When people are upset, the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages. (a pause as he tries to think of what to do next, then he says awkwardly) 'There, there'. (another pause) You wanna talk about it?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Good! 'There there' was really all I had.
Sheldon: Bazinga Punk!
Penny: What are we gonna do?
Leonard: We? No, no, no. You had your chance to be "we" for like a year and a half now. Right now, you are you and you are screwed!
Mine are:
Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
Leonard: What's that?
Sheldon: Tea. When people are upset, the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages. (a pause as he tries to think of what to do next, then he says awkwardly) 'There, there'. (another pause) You wanna talk about it?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Good! 'There there' was really all I had.
Sheldon: Bazinga Punk!
Penny: What are we gonna do?
Leonard: We? No, no, no. You had your chance to be "we" for like a year and a half now. Right now, you are you and you are screwed!
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Penny: Happy Valentines Day!
Sheldon: "I'm Not insane. My Mother had me tested"
but the episode a few weeks back where Sheldon's mum (who is always just perfect) confirmed it is probably my favourite
"Actually I had him tested as a child. Doctor's says he's fine. Although I do regret not following up with that specialist in Houston"
So many quoteable lines though, throughout each episode really.
Sheldon is the standout for me though.
Sheldon to Penny when trying to teach her physics, handing her a notebook "here. It's college ruled. I hope that's not too intimidating"
Leonard: Well, have you considered telling her how you feel?
Sheldon: Leonard, I'm a physicist, not a hippie.
Leonard: All right, well, let me see if I can explain your situation using physics. What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?
Pause, Sheldon thinks about it.
Sheldon: Screwed! [he realizes what he said]
Also when Leonard's asking Sheldon about Penny's feelings about the North Pole trip...
Leonard: Do you think she'd be upset if I'd be gone the whole summer?
Sheldon: That feels like a bonus question. I'm going to stop right here and say I've had a great time.
The rock paper scissors lizard Spock sequence
Sheldon: *to buttered toast* I have no difficulties believing your not butter. (I say this every time I take the butter outta the fridge! )
*Pennny sleeps on the guys couch, meaning Sheldon can't watch doctor who*
Leonard: you've got a tv in your room Why can't you just watch it there?!
Sheldon: Because I am neither an invalid nor a woman celebrating mothers day.
Penny: "Okay, all I'm giving you is the napkin, Sheldon..."
Leonard: You convinced me. Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet.
Sheldon: You don't think that crosses the line?
Leonard: Yes... For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?
Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign?
Penny: And what kind of doctor removes feet from asses?
Sheldon: Depending on the depth, it would be a proctologist or a general surgeon....
Leonard holds up a sign saying SARCASM.
Sheldon: Oh...
Raj: I ended up being paired off with some vegan dude to make our chicken and rice dish. Do you know what vegan chicken and rice is? RICE!
Also when the gang are working on Howard's top secret space toilet and Stewart from the comic book store comes over:
Stewart: Hey, what is that thing?
Howard: What, you mean you don't know what this is?
Stewart: No.
Howard: Good. Get out.
And of course:
Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitate lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporises rock, and as always, rock crushes scissors.
Raj: ...he just went colon capital O
Amy: "Are you familiar with meme theory?"
Sheldon: "I'm familiar with everything, but go on"
Sheldon: "Now, should that happen, I would ask you to find some way to suppress your libido."
Penny: "I could think about you"
Howard: "May I say, Penny, not a lot of women could look as hot as you do with such greasy hair?"
Leonard: You changed the address on the building? What about mail?
Sheldon: No worries. I explained our predicament to our letter carrier. He was sympathetic. His exact words were "Got your back Jack. Bitches be crazy!"
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