Jordan - Just full of class again

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http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a436783/katie-price-leandro-penna-gave-me-cystitis-all-the-time.html

Telling us the information we all needed to hear that Leo had such a big c*ck that she always got cystitis.

No such thing as a self edit or TMI in her world is there? Especially when she's got something of hers to promote
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  • Saltydog1955Saltydog1955 Posts: 4,134
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    Ho hum.

    She's always got to come out with a jibe about her bloke's genitals, she did it with Andre ('size of an acorn' or ' size of a Sky remote' depending on how generous she was feeling) and IIRC Reid too, but she's such a coward she only does it after she's chewed 'em up and spat 'em out. (The men, that is, not the genitals). ;):D
  • Tweacle Tart IITweacle Tart II Posts: 5,079
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    You can fool some of the people some of the time....but she cannot help reverting to type :rolleyes:
  • rammsteinqueenrammsteinqueen Posts: 514
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    Ho hum.

    She's always got to come out with a jibe about her bloke's genitals, she did it with Andre ('size of an acorn' or ' size of a Sky remote' depending on how generous she was feeling) and IIRC Reid too, but she's such a coward she only does it after she's chewed 'em up and spat 'em out. (The men, that is, not the genitals). ;):D

    It probably looked the size of an acorn next to her massive gash.
  • tellywatcher73tellywatcher73 Posts: 4,181
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    With the possible exception of Peter Andre (who just isn't that bright), no self respecting man would want to get themselves involved with Katie Price. She is just going to spend her life trawling through a list of fame junkies until she is too old to even be able to attract them. Maybe if she got some self respect but you can't teach an old dog new tricks...
  • RealityRocksRealityRocks Posts: 4,215
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    I don't even get it. *Do* big ones cause cystitis? Maybe she just needs to drink more cranberry juice ;)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,414
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    Yes when she said PA's diddler was as big as a Skyplus Pad..
    now there was a chance missed by sky ;)
  • johartukjohartuk Posts: 11,320
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a436783/katie-price-leandro-penna-gave-me-cystitis-all-the-time.html

    Telling us the information we all needed to hear that Leo had such a big c*ck that she always got cystitis.

    No such thing as a self edit or TMI in her world is there? Especially when she's got something of hers to promote

    The woman has no self-awareness, no class and no knowledge of what actually causes cystitis!:rolleyes:
  • aggielaneaggielane Posts: 5,356
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    johartuk wrote: »
    The woman has no self-awareness, no class and no knowledge of what actually causes cystitis!:rolleyes:

    Frequent and/or vigorous sex increases the chances of physical damage or bruising, which in turn makes the likelihood of cystitis developing higher.
    Sexually active women have a higher risk of bacteria entering via the urethra.
  • lozengerlozenger Posts: 4,881
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    Ugh..! I was always under the impression cystitis is caused by bacteria - so I guess Leo has a skanky kn*b?
  • MrMarpleMrMarple Posts: 3,424
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    It probably looked the size of an acorn next to her massive gash.

    :D:D:D:D:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,139
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    If we & the media ignored her, she'd eventually go away
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,301
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    It probably looked the size of an acorn next to her massive gash.

    Lol I think the size of her latest victims c*ck depends on the mood she is in! She really has no class at all what normal man would want her!
  • Betty BritainBetty Britain Posts: 13,721
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    TMI as far as I'm concerned ... I don't need to know about Leo's bits
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,888
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    Tiny bit TMI. I didn't want to know.
  • fredsterfredster Posts: 31,802
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    Ho hum.

    She's always got to come out with a jibe about her bloke's genitals, she did it with Andre ('size of an acorn' or ' size of a Sky remote' depending on how generous she was feeling) and IIRC Reid too, but she's such a coward she only does it after she's chewed 'em up and spat 'em out. (The men, that is, not the genitals). ;):D

    I wonder if leo will reply likewise about her?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,596
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    lozenger wrote: »
    so I guess Leo has a skanky kn*b?

    *spits out coca cola laughing*
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,596
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    fredster wrote: »
    I wonder if leo will reply likewise about her?

    Hopefully! Why dont they play her at her own game? :)
  • tellywatcher73tellywatcher73 Posts: 4,181
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    fredster wrote: »
    I wonder if leo will reply likewise about her?

    I doubt he'd be able to add anything we don't already know (or have seen ;))
  • Angelica1973Angelica1973 Posts: 352
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    For the sake of your children Katie Price, please, please keep your nasty gob shut. Better to keep quiet and let people think you're a classless nasty tart, than to open it and let them know you are a classless nasty tart.

    And I'm no fan of any of her ex's either, all 347 of them :D
  • artlesschaosartlesschaos Posts: 11,345
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    Oh good, glad to see she has moved on and matured. :rolleyes:
  • skp20040skp20040 Posts: 66,872
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    aggielane wrote: »
    Frequent and/or vigorous sex increases the chances of physical damage or bruising, which in turn makes the likelihood of cystitis developing higher.
    Sexually active women have a higher risk of bacteria entering via the urethra.

    And as Katie has probably got a dual carriageway down their she probably suffers often with all the traffic . I heard she is opening a picnic site there so people can pull over and take a rest.
  • Starry EyedStarry Eyed Posts: 1,569
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    The worst thing is there is a generation of young women and girls who aspire to be Jordan and no doubt will copy her behaviour when it comes to the nothing is private style mouthing off. Except this to continue into the future with all the wannabes out there. Horrible.
  • MicrokorgMicrokorg Posts: 2,670
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    Vile chav
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,596
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    skp20040 wrote: »
    . I heard she is opening a picnic site there so people can pull over and take a rest.

    Would that be like throwing a sausage down oxford street?
  • Michelle_ClarkeMichelle_Clarke Posts: 1,140
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    SCDchick wrote: »
    Would that be like throwing a sausage down oxford street?

    LOL :) she has no class. Zero. I cannot wait for the next few years to go by so that we don't have to see her every day in our papers. Unfortunately I think she is going to grow old disgracefully and it won't be long before we are seeing pics of her children shame faced trying to hide from paparazzi, as they are hounded for comments about their mother flashing her boobs/arse/blackwall tunnel in some club aged 50.
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