Running down the stairs - bit silly
Running down the stairs wearing high heels - stupidity
Running down the stairs with hands in pockets - utter madness
Running down the stairs wearing high heels and with hands in pockets - downright insane
CV's change of persona lately, preening as a glamorous celebrity dressing like mutton dressed as lamb, has been winding me up lately. And any thoughts that she is intelligent has just gone out the window.
Another one in the same ilk is Katherine Jenkins - like CV doesn't look so natural any more but thick with makeup and tarted up.
Happened to me once, not very nice.
Same thing, high heels ( laboutins) lost my footing in them whilst hoovering and took a tumble down the stairs and through the front door as my other half opened it.
Ended up with a pair of black eyes, one from the door frame and the other courtesy of the wife when she came home unexpectedly and caught me in her favourite LBD.
She threw me out in the snow and left me to the mercy of a coven of fifteen year old school girls who subjected me to an hour of humiliation and beatings.
Happened to me once, not very nice.
Same thing, high heels ( laboutins) lost my footing in them whilst hoovering and took a tumble down the stairs and through the front door as my other half opened it.
Ended up with a pair of black eyes, one from the door frame and the other courtesy of the wife when she came home unexpectedly and caught me in her favourite LBD.
She threw me out in the snow and left me to the mercy of a coven of fifteen year old school girls who subjected me to an hour of humiliation and beatings.
It's a shame though that happened and I hope she gets well soon. You can't be too careful with stairs though especially running down stairs in high heels.
Me too. Only last week I thought she looked like she had 'work done'. Her cheeks looked like they had been filled to appear plumper, but one side looked fuller than the other. She started looking plastic imo
My first thought when I heard this story was 'nose job' and what a great way to announce it as an 'accident'
Happened to me once, not very nice.
Same thing, high heels ( laboutins) lost my footing in them whilst hoovering and took a tumble down the stairs and through the front door as my other half opened it.
Ended up with a pair of black eyes, one from the door frame and the other courtesy of the wife when she came home unexpectedly and caught me in her favourite LBD.
She threw me out in the snow and left me to the mercy of a coven of fifteen year old school girls who subjected me to an hour of humiliation and beatings.
Hopefully next time she'll break her neck. Chortle!
Wait...I sense I may have gone too far. Someone should make some sort of diagram so I know which injuries are okay to laugh at and which aren't.
I'm guessing minor bone and cartilage injuries for Vorders are okay for a giggle. Cilla Black getting ripped up in a threshing machine is okay to have a good knee-slap at. Jordan can be anything short of liquefied in a freak acid explosion. Minor wounds to Rihanna are okay for a titter as long as Chris Brown didn't inflict them.
Wow.
Sometimes people try too hard. I'm embaraased for you.
Am I missing something but why is a woman falling down stairs and breaking her nose funny? I wear shoes with 4 inch heels and more every day of my life so I suppose I'd be fair game if I have an accident according to some of you.
Happened to me once, not very nice.
Same thing, high heels ( laboutins) lost my footing in them whilst hoovering and took a tumble down the stairs and through the front door as my other half opened it.
Ended up with a pair of black eyes, one from the door frame and the other courtesy of the wife when she came home unexpectedly and caught me in her favourite LBD.
She threw me out in the snow and left me to the mercy of a coven of fifteen year old school girls who subjected me to an hour of humiliation and beatings.
Get well soon Carol x
But you were doing the hoovering. Some people are never happy. She should have been happy you were pulling your weight with the housework.
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I was just starting to wonder if i was the only person who still likes Carol, everybody seems so nasty towards her these days.
Running down the stairs wearing high heels - stupidity
Running down the stairs with hands in pockets - utter madness
Running down the stairs wearing high heels and with hands in pockets - downright insane
CV's change of persona lately, preening as a glamorous celebrity dressing like mutton dressed as lamb, has been winding me up lately. And any thoughts that she is intelligent has just gone out the window.
Another one in the same ilk is Katherine Jenkins - like CV doesn't look so natural any more but thick with makeup and tarted up.
Oh I'll join that club alright. Can't be doing with hamster cheeks at the best of times but those ads give me the squirms.
Same thing, high heels ( laboutins) lost my footing in them whilst hoovering and took a tumble down the stairs and through the front door as my other half opened it.
Ended up with a pair of black eyes, one from the door frame and the other courtesy of the wife when she came home unexpectedly and caught me in her favourite LBD.
She threw me out in the snow and left me to the mercy of a coven of fifteen year old school girls who subjected me to an hour of humiliation and beatings.
Get well soon Carol x
Call me a cynic but that was the first (and only) thought that entered my mind when I heard the story.
:D:D
Of course she has.:rolleyes:
Think how many adverts for " reconstructive rhinoplasty" she can get out of it.
We'll go to hell together...along with my boy, who said "Bet those fake boobs made her bounce".
:D:D:D:D
First thought that popped into my head!
Wonder if she did the comedy windmill arm movements as she fell.. that would have been so very very funny
Me too. Only last week I thought she looked like she had 'work done'. Her cheeks looked like they had been filled to appear plumper, but one side looked fuller than the other. She started looking plastic imo
My first thought when I heard this story was 'nose job' and what a great way to announce it as an 'accident'
That said, I like Carol
You are not alone, I like her, don't understand the hatred,,,
Funniest post of the day for me. :D:D
Wow.
Sometimes people try too hard. I'm embaraased for you.
I don't get it either.....
But you were doing the hoovering. Some people are never happy. She should have been happy you were pulling your weight with the housework.
Vowel, vowel, consonant, consonant ! :eek:
Perhaps instead of being 'embaraassed' for me you should spend your time maligning your typing skills.
By the way, that post, much like this one, took about 30 seconds of my time. I'm flattered that you think actual effort went into it.