What's the worst song ever written?

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Is there a song worse than Yellow Submarine?
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,100
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    The song that gets on everybody's nerves is probably the worst song every written.
  • LandslideBradLandslideBrad Posts: 5,085
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    Jenna Rose - My Jeans
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XMy9WeI_fw

    But I'm assuming she had nothing to do with the writing but it's so bad it's funny which makes me like it :D:rolleyes:
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  • zummigummizummigummi Posts: 320
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    I think Mmm Bop by Hanson is just dreadful.
  • PamthehoundPamthehound Posts: 5,333
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    Anything sung or written by Cheryl Cole Tweedy
  • d56d56 Posts: 5,471
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    Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd
    Promise This - Cheryl Tweedy
  • speedy_gonzalesspeedy_gonzales Posts: 1,167
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    She's Electric - Oasis
  • Rip the TV EyeRip the TV Eye Posts: 1,687
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    Nicki Minaj - Stupid Ho
  • Grabid RanniesGrabid Rannies Posts: 4,588
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    Angels. As the first and by far the biggest of RW's biggest 'let's think up random fulsome, simplistic rhyming crap' lyrical efforts, it's the most dire and sophomoric, and so damned imprinted everlasting as it is upon the consciousness of the dim-witted karaoke hordes, who are only interested in the 'and through it aaaaaaaaalllllllllllllll' bit anyway.
  • gold2040gold2040 Posts: 3,049
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    98% of today's chart
  • ashtray88ashtray88 Posts: 1,531
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    gold2040 wrote: »
    98% of today's chart

    That doesn't even make any sense.
  • cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd
    Friday - Rebecca Black
    Promise This - Cheryl Cole
    Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
    No Way No Way - Vanilla
    I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas
  • Grabid RanniesGrabid Rannies Posts: 4,588
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    Belfast Child by Simple Minds must be one of the worst (best?) examples of pop going woefully misguided. Tedious hours of musically soporific 'worthiness', that fortunately never gets resurrected for public exposure these days.
  • chuck_wipplchuck_wippl Posts: 5,099
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    3 words - Cheryl and Will.i.am

    Especially Will.i.am's bit where he goes:

    "I told her you are the love of my life and
    One day you gonna be my wife and
    We are gonna have some babies together"

    AND

    "I said, i - l - o - v - e - y - o - u
    I'm so into you girl
    She said m - e - t - o - o
    It's obvious I'm so into you boy"
  • Pink KnightPink Knight Posts: 24,773
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    I would say Come on Eileen but that song just gives me a migraine.
    Possibly Jeremih - Birthday Sex. I just want to poke his eyes out for the sentiment and the spelling of his name.
  • aquasplash3aquasplash3 Posts: 764
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    Aqua - Barbie Girl
  • Grabid RanniesGrabid Rannies Posts: 4,588
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    I would say Come on Eileen but that song just gives me a migraine.

    No, please say Come On Eileen, it is truly utter shit. Turaluraluralurayaaay? Oh, kneesaapmavvabraaahn man, FFS :mad: :cry:

    Relax is also up there with my 'must turn off/skips', which is especially annoying when it seems to be included mandatorily on any and every 80s/electro album going. 'Ooh listen to us, we're saying 'come' :rolleyes:
  • SexSex Posts: 44,161
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    Aqua - Barbie Girl

    :o:o:o:oone of my faveourite songs
  • Rip the TV EyeRip the TV Eye Posts: 1,687
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    Aqua - Barbie Girl

    I still have an original copy of the CD.

    Ah, 90s pop...truly shit.
  • grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,685
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    zummigummi wrote: »
    I think Mmm Bop by Hanson is just dreadful.

    I like that song :):o A cheery song but quite thoughtful and profound imo at the same time.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 209
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    Single Ladies - Beyonce

    I hate that song more than any other song ever released.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 443
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    It's probably Cry by Kym Marsh. That song has always stuck with me because of its awfulness. The lyrics are particularly bad.
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    I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas

    come on, My Humps, terrible song..
  • misslibertinemisslibertine Posts: 14,306
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    3 words - Cheryl and Will.i.am

    Especially Will.i.am's bit where he goes:

    "I told her you are the love of my life and
    One day you gonna be my wife and
    We are gonna have some babies together"

    AND

    "I said, i - l - o - v - e - y - o - u
    I'm so into you girl
    She said m - e - t - o - o
    It's obvious I'm so into you boy"

    That's definitely up there. I'd love to say Angels by Robbie too but while my hate for that song is everlasting I don't think its quite as bad as the above. Or Swagger Jagger - who knew you could make such an annoying song out of Oh My Darling Clementine.
  • cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    No, please say Come On Eileen, it is truly utter shit. Turaluraluralurayaaay? Oh, kneesaapmavvabraaahn man, FFS :mad: :cry:

    I can't stand that song. The annoying part of it is that it's a staple at parties and you can't escape it :mad:
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