Read. Rubbish, I am "Mr Sex-God". End of Story, What a fantasy that was! I dreamt that I was really sexy and everyone agreed. But then I woke up. The End.
Right you lot, it's time to really own this thread!!
I shall unleash the most mindblowingly sexual piece of music ever on you all! For maximum effect [and it's long!!!] turn phone off, lights off, get rid of all people that might interrupt, start the music and lie naked in the warm darkness and allow your mind to clear itself....imagine you are lying at the edge of the sea on a deserted shore at sunset....the water is lapping over your body.....[you'll hear it] and then allow yourself to think whatever you want to while the music continues. It will surprise you. It will build....it will flow....it is liquid....it will take you out of your body into other realms.....and you will feel it as a physical thing.
Don't do it while posting on DS, multi-tasking or driving as I did earlier - went straight through a red light due to being blissed out :D
Right you lot, it's time to really own this thread!!
I shall unleash the most mindblowingly sexual piece of music ever on you all! For maximum effect [and it's long!!!] turn phone off, lights off, get rid of all people that might interrupt, start the music and lie naked in the warm darkness and allow your mind to clear itself....imagine you are lying at the edge of the sea on a deserted shore at sunset....the water is lapping over your body.....[you'll hear it] and then allow yourself to think whatever you want to while the music continues. It will surprise you. It will build....it will flow....it is liquid....it will take you out of your body into other realms.....and you will feel it as a physical thing.
Don't do it while posting on DS, multi-tasking or driving as I did earlier - went straight through a red light due to being blissed out :D
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& thanks so much for the welcome
i still hold the title though
Big Melons !!
is that your final word:D
... for the time being ... other than the sexy one is about to retire for the night.
knowing that you retire with Big melons on your lips is a fitting way to say goodnight
Not quite gone yet ! Big melons ... IN ..my lips !!!!
twass would be proud:D
morning
very wet here, in north London :mad::p
Very wet here in Thurrock. In fact we had a heavy electrical storm last night! :eek::eek::(
same here thunder & lightning, was fantastic i love it
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I shouldn't bother mate. She cuts all the fingers off 'em and uses them for other domestic purposes.
Read. Rubbish, I am "Mr Sex-God". End of.
Nothing to do with me guv. Honest.:D
I shall unleash the most mindblowingly sexual piece of music ever on you all! For maximum effect [and it's long!!!] turn phone off, lights off, get rid of all people that might interrupt, start the music and lie naked in the warm darkness and allow your mind to clear itself....imagine you are lying at the edge of the sea on a deserted shore at sunset....the water is lapping over your body.....[you'll hear it] and then allow yourself to think whatever you want to while the music continues. It will surprise you. It will build....it will flow....it is liquid....it will take you out of your body into other realms.....and you will feel it as a physical thing.
Don't do it while posting on DS, multi-tasking or driving as I did earlier - went straight through a red light due to being blissed out :D
OK - who dares to take a trip with me?
http://youtu.be/Hcmqaef3Z28
:cool::p:eek::o:cool:
Ahh Twass nostalgia is a terrible thing:D
Not sexy either
If you think it aint sexy, you haven't done it properly. I pity your lack of sexiness
Try LSD....that should send you!!
My sexiness is too pure
Pure, you? You're about as pure as Jordan's tits! :p
Now go and polish your ornaments and leave me in peace to enjoy my sexy thread!