Good morning folks.
My minder has gone shopping so i am gong to take this oportunity to tell you a story.
I hope ds does not object as in a slight (i really dont know how ) way it does apply to John and Josie.
I was lying in bed last night thinking (as you do) and i started to feel inspired to write this.
Dont know why or how but lets put it down to utter boredom.
If i am bored why should'nt everyone else be bored too.
So i will bore you with my story.
Long ago there were two tribes living in the same valley in Brazil or some such place.
One tribe were called Chocopoopoos and the other tribe were the Coffeecackers.
Each tribe thought they were better than the other and each week they would meet and have their version of a war.
This entailed the king of each village dancing round each other gesticulating with their fists and pulling faces eg poking their tongues out etc.
One such occasion the meeting was taking place as usual.
Firstly the king of the chocopoopoos rose and made his impassioned speech as to why the chocpoopoos were better than the coffeecackers.
"We are a nourishing people, warm and cosy . We snuggle and cuddle each other especially
on a cold winters night. We get lots of sleep too".
Then the king of the coffee rose grandly to his feet and gave his impassioned speech.
"We are the people who never sleep , we are always on the alert and always lively
and full of beans"
Thus the battle began
Each tribe gesticulated and pulled faces at each other.
At the height of the battle they resorted to shouting insults at each other too.
Suddenly a stranger appeared .
The two tribes looked at him in amazement.
WHO ARE YOU they shouted at him.
The stranger smiled and said " i live in the valley yonder ".
The chocopoos and the coffeecackers were dumbfounded .
they had not realised that other people were so close to them.
"Yes" said the stranger" i am a Teawallla,
but there are two more tribes that live in our valley.
There is the Lemonaders who are a rude ignorant people because all they do is sit around burping,
and there are the Boozebingers who are a waste of space because they cant even walk two feet without falling over and laughing hysterically.
Us teawallas are the best because we cure all ills Depression, Shock, Tiredness etc, you name it we cure it.
Also to top it all we have good taste".
So the two tribes ate him.
The moral of this story is.............................................
..............................................DONT BRAG.
Thats it from me , see you soon ( if i am not sent on holiday) and
If i can escape from my minder ( who thinks the internet is evil). :eek::D
Much love to all ...........Shemxx
Reading back i suddenly realised how pathetic i am .:eek::o
Well they say you learn something new every day dont they.
Did not want to learn that though to be honest.
Never mind ay:cool:
Disgruntled and slightly (very slightly) ashamed......Shem xx
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hello Suebloore.:) how are you today.xx
never knew Josie had a new lodger..wonder how long the lodger is staying for.xx
stay warm.xxxx
My minder has gone shopping so i am gong to take this oportunity to tell you a story.
I hope ds does not object as in a slight (i really dont know how ) way it does apply to John and Josie.
I was lying in bed last night thinking (as you do) and i started to feel inspired to write this.
Dont know why or how but lets put it down to utter boredom.
If i am bored why should'nt everyone else be bored too.
So i will bore you with my story.
One tribe were called Chocopoopoos and the other tribe were the Coffeecackers.
Each tribe thought they were better than the other and each week they would meet and have their version of a war.
This entailed the king of each village dancing round each other gesticulating with their fists and pulling faces eg poking their tongues out etc.
Firstly the king of the chocopoopoos rose and made his impassioned speech as to why the chocpoopoos were better than the coffeecackers.
"We are a nourishing people, warm and cosy . We snuggle and cuddle each other especially
on a cold winters night. We get lots of sleep too".
"We are the people who never sleep , we are always on the alert and always lively
and full of beans"
Thus the battle began
Each tribe gesticulated and pulled faces at each other.
At the height of the battle they resorted to shouting insults at each other too.
to prepare for the next weeks battle.
The two tribes looked at him in amazement.
WHO ARE YOU they shouted at him.
The stranger smiled and said " i live in the valley yonder ".
The chocopoos and the coffeecackers were dumbfounded .
they had not realised that other people were so close to them.
but there are two more tribes that live in our valley.
There is the Lemonaders who are a rude ignorant people because all they do is sit around burping,
and there are the Boozebingers who are a waste of space because they cant even walk two feet without falling over and laughing hysterically.
Us teawallas are the best because we cure all ills Depression, Shock, Tiredness etc, you name it we cure it.
Also to top it all we have good taste".
The moral of this story is.............................................
..............................................DONT BRAG.
If i can escape from my minder ( who thinks the internet is evil). :eek::D
Much love to all ...........Shemxx
Well they say you learn something new every day dont they.
Did not want to learn that though to be honest.
Never mind ay:cool:
Disgruntled and slightly (very slightly) ashamed......Shem xx
hope your knee is on the mend.xx
how are you today.
very windy and cold..roll on the summer.xx
im fine thanks, had a sleep this afternoon, then reading court papers about the philpotts