Alfie - that comment by Emma always makes me smile - does she not realise she's not famous? I bet more people could name big brother contestants than the family Chawn.
What, the Divine Miss Chawner not famous? She is, she's famous for her bad temper, lack of work ethic, delusions of being somebody and just generally not being a very nice person.She's certainly not as famous as Jade Goody was ,she was a hard worker who took every opportunity given to her and ran with it.
In a year or so people will be saying'emma who?' and all the Chawners will be forgotten, unless they astound us by finally losing weight and cleaning up their act .Then the tv crew might be interested in them again.
What? But .... but .... but ..... THEY'RE SO FAMOUS! :eek::eek::eek:
(well, in Emma's and Phil's heads anyway )
This thread will NEVER die.:eek:
Or will it? I must admit it is becoming harder and harder to sustain an interest in a family that do absolutely bog all. I might pop over to Phil's facebook wall and see what the dear man is wittering on about tonight.
I wonder if the ex-magistrate neighbour, the one that Phil reckons pretends to be disabled but secretly isn't, (just like the him) is still the hot topic of conversation?
Phil has refused to respond to this fantastic idea from one of his facebook friends, I wonder why?:D
"Phil, what you and your family need to do is make your own videos and put them on Youtube to show what total liars Bio were. Most modern phones can take video these days.
Show the world the truth about the Chawners!"
Phil has refused to respond to this fantastic idea from one of his facebook friends, I wonder why?:D
"Phil, what you and your family need to do is make your own videos and put them on Youtube to show what total liars Bio were. Most modern phones can take video these days.
Show the world the truth about the Chawners!"
The world knows the truth about the Chawners, they couldn't show us anything different.Phil's gone awfully quiet about his seeing Bio for misrepresentation hasn't he?
In fact he's gone awfully quiet altogether, it must be the threat of Court hanging over him, even though he didn't do anything, after all 'It's not their fault'!
The world knows the truth about the Chawners, they couldn't show us anything different.Phil's gone awfully quiet about his seeing Bio for misrepresentation hasn't he?
In fact he's gone awfully quiet altogether, it must be the threat of Court hanging over him, even though he didn't do anything, after all 'It's not their fault'!
This whole disorderly conduct business should be kept off facebook.
If me and my family got fined £80 each for swearing in the street, and we had video evidence to prove we were elsewhere at the time, I wouldn't be creating merry hell about it on facebook. I'd be down Citizen's Advice, contacting a solicitor for free legal advice and dealing with the police directly.
What I wouldn't do is take covert video footage of the person I thought had reported me, then tell the world and his wife I thought they were a benefits cheat.
Phil Chawner is definitely a chicken portion short of a KFC family bucket. I know it's not it's fault, but he was last in the queue when they were handing out intelligence, wasn't he?
Phil Chawner is definitely a chicken portion short of a KFC family bucket. I know it's not it's fault, but he was last in the queue when they were handing out intelligence, wasn't he?
I'm not sure Phil knew there was a queue, much less could be bothered to stand in it
He can't stand for long, he's got bad legs, it's the lorry diabetic and it's not his fault.
All together now:
"I can't feel my fingers
I can't feel my toes
Diabetic neuropathy all around me
And so the feeling goes"
Haha. That's the best version of that song I've heard. I got SO sick of it when it stayed in the charts for a gazillion weeks.
Poor Chawners have probably got no posh phones now, let alone ones that take videos. After all, it's not their fault that they've had their money cut and had to lose their Sky.
They can get a phone like mine, £10 pay-as-you-go from Asda. I put a tenner in about a year ago and think I've got about £7 left. It's for emergency use only, as you can tell. I've got to grips with most new technology but mobile phones defeat me. I could make a comedy sitcom about me trying to send a text!
How would Philth manage without ringing Princess and Sam up every 5 minutes checking to see they are up to no hanky panky? He'd genuinely make himself ill with the stress of it.
Haha. That's the best version of that song I've heard. I got SO sick of it when it stayed in the charts for a gazillion weeks.
Poor Chawners have probably got no posh phones now, let alone ones that take videos. After all, it's not their fault that they've had their money cut and had to lose their Sky.
They can get a phone like mine, £10 pay-as-you-go from Asda. I put a tenner in about a year ago and think I've got about £7 left. It's for emergency use only, as you can tell. I've got to grips with most new technology but mobile phones defeat me. I could make a comedy sitcom about me trying to send a text!
How would Philth manage without ringing Princess and Sam up every 5 minutes checking to see they are up to no hanky panky? He'd genuinely make himself ill with the stress of it.
You've got a Smart Price phone instead of a Smart phone - superb.:D Phil and co should take heed.
I never could work out how Emma could afford an iphone, she must have it on a contract and the cheapest is about £25 a month - how does someone with zero income afford it? I wonder if it was one of the 'payments in kind' from Bio, so it wouldn't muck up their money?
You've got a Smart Price phone instead of a Smart phone - superb.:D Phil and co should take heed.
I never could work out how Emma could afford an iphone, she must have it on a contract and the cheapest is about £25 a month - how does someone with zero income afford it? I wonder if it was one of the 'payments in kind' from Bio, so it wouldn't muck up their money?
Evidently Asda offers Smart Price bras now too, I saw them mentioned in a thread in the advice forum here on DS.
Having seen the colour of Aud's bra I doubt finding new undies is a big priority. She must have had it for donkeys years. Bravissimo does bras up to a size L (!).
That would mean he'd have to measure the girls
~shudder~
So that's why he groped Emma. It wasn't a pervy old man feeling up his daughter at all. He was just measuring her cup size to make her a bra. Well that's solved that mystery of why he'd feel his daughter's boob in front of a camera.
So that's why he groped Emma. It wasn't a pervy old man feeling up his daughter at all. He was just measuring her cup size to make her a bra. Well that's solved that mystery of why he'd feel his daughter's boob in front of a camera.
Sadly, I think you may be right.:( Phizzle the Chawn is not a nice man.
Is it still quiet on the Chawnbook Front? Wonder what is up with the Flab Four?
They probably have jobs, and are spending Sunday like most people do, catching up, having fun with friends and family, enjoying the break from routine.:D:):D
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I don't know if I should be offended or pleased?
Alfie - that comment by Emma always makes me smile - does she not realise she's not famous? I bet more people could name big brother contestants than the family Chawn.
In a year or so people will be saying'emma who?' and all the Chawners will be forgotten, unless they astound us by finally losing weight and cleaning up their act .Then the tv crew might be interested in them again.
What? But .... but .... but ..... THEY'RE SO FAMOUS! :eek::eek::eek:
(well, in Emma's and Phil's heads anyway )
Or will it? I must admit it is becoming harder and harder to sustain an interest in a family that do absolutely bog all. I might pop over to Phil's facebook wall and see what the dear man is wittering on about tonight.
I wonder if the ex-magistrate neighbour, the one that Phil reckons pretends to be disabled but secretly isn't, (just like the him) is still the hot topic of conversation?
"Phil, what you and your family need to do is make your own videos and put them on Youtube to show what total liars Bio were. Most modern phones can take video these days.
Show the world the truth about the Chawners!"
The world knows the truth about the Chawners, they couldn't show us anything different.Phil's gone awfully quiet about his seeing Bio for misrepresentation hasn't he?
In fact he's gone awfully quiet altogether, it must be the threat of Court hanging over him, even though he didn't do anything, after all 'It's not their fault'!
If me and my family got fined £80 each for swearing in the street, and we had video evidence to prove we were elsewhere at the time, I wouldn't be creating merry hell about it on facebook. I'd be down Citizen's Advice, contacting a solicitor for free legal advice and dealing with the police directly.
What I wouldn't do is take covert video footage of the person I thought had reported me, then tell the world and his wife I thought they were a benefits cheat.
Phil Chawner is definitely a chicken portion short of a KFC family bucket. I know it's not it's fault, but he was last in the queue when they were handing out intelligence, wasn't he?
I'm not sure Phil knew there was a queue, much less could be bothered to stand in it
All together now:
"I can't feel my fingers
I can't feel my toes
Diabetic neuropathy all around me
And so the feeling goes"
Haha. That's the best version of that song I've heard. I got SO sick of it when it stayed in the charts for a gazillion weeks.
Poor Chawners have probably got no posh phones now, let alone ones that take videos. After all, it's not their fault that they've had their money cut and had to lose their Sky.
They can get a phone like mine, £10 pay-as-you-go from Asda. I put a tenner in about a year ago and think I've got about £7 left. It's for emergency use only, as you can tell. I've got to grips with most new technology but mobile phones defeat me. I could make a comedy sitcom about me trying to send a text!
How would Philth manage without ringing Princess and Sam up every 5 minutes checking to see they are up to no hanky panky? He'd genuinely make himself ill with the stress of it.
I never could work out how Emma could afford an iphone, she must have it on a contract and the cheapest is about £25 a month - how does someone with zero income afford it? I wonder if it was one of the 'payments in kind' from Bio, so it wouldn't muck up their money?
Evidently Asda offers Smart Price bras now too, I saw them mentioned in a thread in the advice forum here on DS.
And Smart Price knickers, but They don't do ones large enough for Sam and Emma. I've often wondered where they buy their clothes and underwear.
Thank you for ruining my meal Simi.
Talking of food, though, I've just discovered a job for Audrey in the culinary line:
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/urine-cooked-eggs-a-delicacy-china-city-virgin-boy-eggs-spring-tradition-dongyan-article-1.1053444
That would mean he'd have to measure the girls
~shudder~
:eek::eek::eek:
So that's why he groped Emma. It wasn't a pervy old man feeling up his daughter at all. He was just measuring her cup size to make her a bra. Well that's solved that mystery of why he'd feel his daughter's boob in front of a camera.