Simon Cowell is he or isn't he??? (Part 2)

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,450
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    As funny as this all is, I'm sure Mezghan will still show up Bikini clad with her ridiculously oversized boobs and her annoying :D.
  • allie5allie5 Posts: 4,554
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    2010 Moobalicious Pics that look EXACTLY the same as the previous years - except no Ryan lurking behind a palm tree :D . No hang on, hang on, I think that those might be new shorts! Not seen white ones with blue flowery pattern before...;)

    Even if Kerching DOES roll up once her contract has been re-negotiated, ooops silly me, once she has finished Xmas shopping and keeping the builders entertained, it still cannot take away from the fact she was LEFT BEHIND in the first place.
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    allie5 wrote: »
    2010 Moobalicious Pics that look EXACTLY the same as the previous years - except no Ryan lurking behind a palm tree :D . No hang on, hang on, I think that those might be new shorts! Not seen white ones with blue flowery pattern before...;)

    Even if Kerching DOES roll up once her contract has been re-negotiated, ooops silly me, once she has finished Xmas shopping and keeping the builders entertained, it still cannot take away from the fact she was LEFT BEHIND in the first place.
    Wow the armpits are a bit hairy, nicer view of the chest on Holy Moly! - I suppose he's he trying to get a tan before she arrives. It must of been a dream come true for him, what an excuse, sorry darling the builders are here next week, can you stop at home to supervise, I've been so busy with Cheryl so so need a rest . the perfect beard.................
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    The whole thing makes no sense whatsoever anymore (not that it ever made much sense in the first place) and I mean that from the "PR coverup" perspective. She flew over to London for a few days but then stayed there rather than go to Barbados? :D Of course, it's not making sense from any other angle either.
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    I think it's just a case of Simon not being arsed to follow through all the time and/or him feeling like he can do pretty much anything and get away with it. And think about it. The tone from most people is "Well, that's just Simon! He loves his harem!"
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    Probably the only reason she's joining him is to colour his hair and eyelashes and any other beautifying that's required!
  • allie5allie5 Posts: 4,554
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    C14E wrote: »
    The whole thing makes no sense whatsoever anymore (not that it ever made much sense in the first place) and I mean that from the "PR coverup" perspective. She flew over to London for a few days but then stayed there rather than go to Barbados? :D Of course, it's not making sense from any other angle either.

    I think it had been planned that Kerching WAS going to Barbados -otherwise , what was the point of her coming over for 1 day? And they have been filming Idol Hollywood week this past week so that would have been at least a plausible explanation for her being AWOL if they wanted one. They have used her "work" before. Snit tweeted on Tuesday there had been a delay, so my theory is, Si and Kerching had an epic bust up of galactic proportions which resulted in her being left behind. It's also likely that it was Kerching who leaked to the press she had been left. The comments on the tabloid articles mainly slate Simon for sodding off with his "exes" and "poor old fiancee" being left home alone.
  • Agent KrycekAgent Krycek Posts: 39,269
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    allie5 wrote: »
    I think it had been planned that Kerching WAS going to Barbados -otherwise , what was the point of her coming over for 1 day? And they have been filming Idol Hollywood week this past week so that would have been at least a plausible explanation for her being AWOL if they wanted one. They have used her "work" before. Snit tweeted on Tuesday there had been a delay, so my theory is, Si and Kerching had an epic bust up of galactic proportions which resulted in her being left behind. It's also likely that it was Kerching who leaked to the press she had been left. The comments on the tabloid articles mainly slate Simon for sodding off with his "exes" and "poor old fiancee" being left home alone.

    You know, I'm 99% certain that she left Idol at the same time as Simon, distinctly remember reading it. I think the reason given was to be with Simon and she'd be too busy planning the wedding *stop sniggering* I think a farewell party was thrown for her as well.

    But yes, I can see an almighty bust up. It should be very interesting when she does get her P45. Yes, she'll be locked into a contract, but lets see what little hints she manages to drop ;) The advantage with Terri was that they obviously got on as friends and there was genuine affection for each other there, Kerching and Simon don't even appear to the remotest chemistry and appear to dislike each other. Bad bad casting from such promising material
  • allie5allie5 Posts: 4,554
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    I think she DID leave Idol BUT they have still been using her " heavy work schedule" as an excuse as to why she has been in LA for 3 months without him. To the casual onlooker, who would never remember she doesn't actually have a job anymore ( well apart from her contract to look Smitten on demand and play at pretend fiancee for the odd day :D) at least The pretence of the Idol job would have thrown off all but the most tenacious of nosey parkers ;) .

    You are spot on though, however watertight her final payoff contract is, I doubt she will be able to resist dropping some juicy hints about her time as the 2010 Beard In Chief. I also doubt very much whether she will be included in future gatherings of the harem, huddled round Si on his jet ski :)
  • ~Jane~~Jane~ Posts: 2,338
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    I wonder if she'll turn up in Barbados just before xmas and try look "smitten' with her "finace"
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    Mezhgan is still in London, perhaps her flight is delayed...
    It takes a strong woman to allow her fiancé to spend Christmas with an ex-girlfriend.
    But Mezhgan Hussainy is clearly made of tough stuff - or she was just putting on a very brave face for the cameras.
    The make-up artist, who got engaged to Simon Cowell on Valentine's Day this year, was snapped out for dinner with his fellow X Factor judge Louis Walsh in London last night.

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  • Mrs BBVMrs BBV Posts: 3,003
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    dexydal wrote: »
    Mezhgan is still in London, perhaps her flight is delayed...



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    Louis Vuitton iphone holder and Marc Jacobs tat for a bag. Honey get yourself some Chanel whilst you still can and before that p45 lands.

    **Wonders what favour Louis was repaying whereby he had to escort the bosses's bit of fluff out to dinner?**
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    Louis lost his hand somewhere in those pics!! :eek:
  • allie5allie5 Posts: 4,554
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    Mrs BBV wrote: »
    Louis Vuitton iphone holder and Marc Jacobs tat for a bag. Honey get yourself some Chanel whilst you still can and before that p45 lands.

    **Wonders what favour Louis was repaying whereby he had to escort the bosses's bit of fluff out to dinner?**

    Utterly hilarious! I do love this continuing saga...Bloody hell, has she moved onto Louis now? :D Didnt think he went in for beards, but hey ho, I guess she must be desperate now the Cowell Cashflow looks like it could be drying up. Louis isnt short of a bob or two, I guess the gold plated JCB has been out dig, dig, dig dig digging. Would love to see a story on how she "fell for Louis after being abandoned by SImon" :D

    My crystal ball sees into February's Daily Mail: :cool:

    "Love blossomed as the pair found themselves stranded in London as the winter weather closed in. Sources say that Mezhgan (37 - lying cow), was lonely having been abandoned by her then fiancee, Simon Cowell. Louis was due back in Ireland for Christmas but found himself trapped in London as record breaking snow fall fell, closing all the airports.

    The two met for a friendly dinner, but sparks soon ignited as Mezhgan became enchanted by Louis' sense of humour, cheeky sense of fun and healthy bank balance.

    "I know he's not my normal type" says Professional Gold Digger, Mish "But he's kind, loving, has a black Amex and doesnt have an army of exes to sod off with to the other side of the world. As far as Im concerned, he's perfect!"

    Sources added the couple have been spotted holding hands and looking smitten during long walks through London's parks. Mish is planning on relocating to Dublin to be with Louis 24-7. With her valuable make up skills, Louis is certain he can land Mish a job on one of Irelands top TV shows.

    "Donegal's Got Talent" has long needed someone handy with a mascara brush" smiled Louis happily. "Mish will be ideal! Im sure she will get the job!"

    No word yet whether the pair plan to get engaged. Mezhgan had her fingers burnt with the ill fated relationship with Cowell and isnt eager to enter into any more long term commitments too soon.

    However, sources say they have never seen Louis so happy and it wont be long before he pops the question.

    Close friend and Mezhgan's ex, Cowell, declinded to comment, although his publicist, Max Clifford issued a statement saying "You are welcome to her mate".
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    Love your latest mills and boom up date Allie.
    Can't see the engagement ring, has she accidently forgotten to put it on, or is it a statement to simon...She's not the shy retiring type, who doesn't take every opportunity to remind us he's hers.....Unless the beard has flown the nest.
  • allie5allie5 Posts: 4,554
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    Keep the thread warm kids, Im off on my holidays tomorrow - although Im never far away from t'internet, so I shall find time to have a look at the happenings now and then!

    So goodbye snow helloooo sun (as long as my plane takes off ;) ) - keep an eye on the pap pics, you never know, I might divert and you will see me clinging to Si's moobs on the back of his jet ski. More likely me than Kerching anyway :D
  • Agent KrycekAgent Krycek Posts: 39,269
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    allie5 wrote: »
    Utterly hilarious! I do love this continuing saga...Bloody hell, has she moved onto Louis now? :D Didnt think he went in for beards, but hey ho, I guess she must be desperate now the Cowell Cashflow looks like it could be drying up. Louis isnt short of a bob or two, I guess the gold plated JCB has been out dig, dig, dig dig digging. Would love to see a story on how she "fell for Louis after being abandoned by SImon" :D

    My crystal ball sees into February's Daily Mail: :cool:

    "Love blossomed as the pair found themselves stranded in London as the winter weather closed in. Sources say that Mezhgan (37 - lying cow), was lonely having been abandoned by her then fiancee, Simon Cowell. Louis was due back in Ireland for Christmas but found himself trapped in London as record breaking snow fall fell, closing all the airports.

    The two met for a friendly dinner, but sparks soon ignited as Mezhgan became enchanted by Louis' sense of humour, cheeky sense of fun and healthy bank balance.

    "I know he's not my normal type" says Professional Gold Digger, Mish "But he's kind, loving, has a black Amex and doesnt have an army of exes to sod off with to the other side of the world. As far as Im concerned, he's perfect!"

    Sources added the couple have been spotted holding hands and looking smitten during long walks through London's parks. Mish is planning on relocating to Dublin to be with Louis 24-7. With her valuable make up skills, Louis is certain he can land Mish a job on one of Irelands top TV shows.

    "Donegal's Got Talent" has long needed someone handy with a mascara brush" smiled Louis happily. "Mish will be ideal! Im sure she will get the job!"

    No word yet whether the pair plan to get engaged. Mezhgan had her fingers burnt with the ill fated relationship with Cowell and isnt eager to enter into any more long term commitments too soon.

    However, sources say they have never seen Louis so happy and it wont be long before he pops the question.

    Close friend and Mezhgan's ex, Cowell, declinded to comment, although his publicist, Max Clifford issued a statement saying "You are welcome to her mate".

    I could actually see this happening, I mean, she did claim a 'relationship' with Clay Atkin, so anything is possible ;)

    Have a lovely hols allie, and don't forget the sunblock for you know who's moobs :D
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    Stunty wrote: »
    Way hey, Simon's on holiday.


    I'm sure I saw the same pictures last year!!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1339469/Simon-Cowell-shows-action-man-moves-Barbados.html

    Woo, nice moob shot! But I wonder why his beloved Mish hasn't joined him! :D
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    allie5 wrote: »
    2010 Moobalicious Pics that look EXACTLY the same as the previous years - except no Ryan lurking behind a palm tree :D . No hang on, hang on, I think that those might be new shorts! Not seen white ones with blue flowery pattern before...;)

    Even if Kerching DOES roll up once her contract has been re-negotiated, ooops silly me, once she has finished Xmas shopping and keeping the builders entertained, it still cannot take away from the fact she was LEFT BEHIND in the first place.

    I don't understand why you're being so cynical, allie. I'm sure Mish has just stayed behind for a few days to prepare the marital home to-be for them both for when they return and start re-discussing the forthcoming nuptials.
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    Loved how Louis explained the meal the other day on this mornings tv. Said he just happened to bump into each other shopping and decided to go for dinner. Hilarious!!
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    Mezhgan has arrived in Barbados.

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    Oh thank goodness! Now we can all sleep at night!
  • Agent KrycekAgent Krycek Posts: 39,269
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    dexydal wrote: »
    Mezhgan has arrived in Barbados.

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    I have a vision on her out on the runways of Heathrow, flame thrower in hand, manically clearing the snow, shaking her fist at the sky and muttering nearly incomprehensible comments about Snit and Terri :D
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    I have a vision on her out on the runways of Heathrow, flame thrower in hand, manically clearing the snow, shaking her fist at the sky and muttering nearly incomprehensible comments about Snit and Terri :D

    or perhaps the "quotes" in the Daily Mail about not knowing whether she was engaged or not elicited this spiriting away on a private jet. Can't have the papers speculating again...
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