Simon Cowells trick:
1. Take what is considered a pretty person.
2. Give them only a few lines to sing in the song and drown out the rest on the chorus with 25 backing singers.
3. Autotune the hell out of the bits the pretty person sings.
4. Book them everywhere and anywhere and get them to mime along with the track to people paying to see them.
It demonstrates how amazing he is that even when being knocked over he's still thinking of his fans and carries on singing. What a trooper. Always putting others before himself.
I read an article last week (think it was on the NME's facebook page) about a rapper who was given a blow job while on stage and managed to carry on rapping!
I read an article last week (think it was on the NME's facebook page) about a rapper who was given a blow job while on stage and managed to carry on rapping!
Let it never be said that rappers aren't professional!
Because no-one could endure a Justin Bieber concert unless they were a fan. There's suicide bombers and then there's people who would put themselves through torture to attack their victims. I don't think he was one of them.
That's kind of what you pay bodyguards for. It's not all shagging Whitney Houston, you know.
Yeah but that prat jumped in front of a bullet and didn't put his bullet proof vest on what kind of Bodyguard knowing there is a killer after the person your protecting doesn't wear a bullet proof vest.
Simon Cowells trick:
1. Take what is considered a pretty person.
2. Give them only a few lines to sing in the song and drown out the rest on the chorus with 25 backing singers.
3. Autotune the hell out of the bits the pretty person sings.
4. Book them everywhere and anywhere and get them to mime along with the track to people paying to see them.
Rinse and repeat every year.
I thought we were talking about Bieber, not Cheryl Cole!
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Just like that situation where he was dressed up like 2pac and had a go at the photographers
Miming!
Simon Cowells trick:
1. Take what is considered a pretty person.
2. Give them only a few lines to sing in the song and drown out the rest on the chorus with 25 backing singers.
3. Autotune the hell out of the bits the pretty person sings.
4. Book them everywhere and anywhere and get them to mime along with the track to people paying to see them.
Rinse and repeat every year.
... how to get money from stupid people.
2pac
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTa6R3LAbLY
wannabe 2pac
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW2yOQbW9EY
And they knew this how?
Let it never be said that rappers aren't professional!
Because no-one could endure a Justin Bieber concert unless they were a fan. There's suicide bombers and then there's people who would put themselves through torture to attack their victims. I don't think he was one of them.
Yes, because no one has ever been murdered by a deranged fan before.
Again, how would they know that?
That's kind of what you pay bodyguards for. It's not all shagging Whitney Houston, you know.
Lol
Yeah but that prat jumped in front of a bullet and didn't put his bullet proof vest on what kind of Bodyguard knowing there is a killer after the person your protecting doesn't wear a bullet proof vest.
I thought we were talking about Bieber, not Cheryl Cole!