Snake bites man’s penis while he’s sitting on toilet

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  RogerBailey Posts: 1,959

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  15/07/13 - 21:02 #2

  I hate it when that happens.

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  Hugh Jboobs Posts: 15,316

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  15/07/13 - 21:07 #3

  the unnamed 35-year-old was able to joke about the attack afterwards.

  
  I'm glad that he adder good enough sense of humour to be able to do that. His mates will be taking the hiss out of him for weeks for this!

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  [Deleted User] Posts: 7,182

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  15/07/13 - 21:11 #4

  Better a snake than a crocodile.

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  Creamtea Posts: 14,682

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  15/07/13 - 21:12 #5

  I like how the Metro considerately includes a picture of a man sitting on the toilet, just in case we couldn't envision such a situation for ourselves.

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  sodavlac Posts: 10,607

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  15/07/13 - 21:12 #6

  He must be fangful the snake wasn't poisonous.

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  agrainofsand Posts: 8,693

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  15/07/13 - 21:13 #7

  I bet the snake gets bigger every time he tells the story.

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  Pumping Iron Posts: 29,891

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  15/07/13 - 21:13 #8

  LMAO Jason are you just searching for the weirdest stories today mate?!

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  exlordlucan Posts: 35,375

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  15/07/13 - 21:13 #9

  Toilet snakes and one eyed bed ones never get on with each other.

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  blitzben85 Posts: 3,020

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  15/07/13 - 21:14 #10

  Christ, i actually have a fear about snakes coming up the toilet, this does not help ease my fear.

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  peroquil Posts: 1,526

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  15/07/13 - 21:15 #11

  Asp'ose the guy made a full recovery?

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  exlordlucan Posts: 35,375

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  15/07/13 - 21:17 #12

  blitzben85 wrote: »

  Christ, i actually have a fear about snakes coming up the toilet, this does not help ease my fear.

  
  Keep a Mongoose in it, you'll be safe as houses.

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  Cheetah666 Posts: 16,036

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  15/07/13 - 21:17 #13

  Why was the snake in the toilet?

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  Kapellmeister Posts: 41,322

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  15/07/13 - 21:18 #14

  lolz - it's soooo funny when men have painful things happen to their genitals...
  
  :sleep:

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  SJ_Mental Posts: 16,138

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  15/07/13 - 21:20 #15

  Cheetah666 wrote: »

  Why was the snake in the toilet?

  
  Sometimes pets escape and can travel through plumbing and sewers etc, Even more likely to happen in a country that has it's own wild population.

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  abh Posts: 1,139

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  15/07/13 - 21:20 #16

  such sort of things, just make me skeptical about blowjobs from women we dont know... there have been news incidents of penises being bitten off... eeeee...

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  BellaRosa Posts: 36,549

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  15/07/13 - 21:20 #17

  Who had to suck the venom out

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  Cheetah666 Posts: 16,036

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  15/07/13 - 21:21 #18

  SJ_Mental wrote: »

  Sometimes pets escape and can travel through plumbing and sewers etc, Even more likely to happen in a country that has it's own wild population.

  
  That's a bit creepy. Lucky for us St. Patrick got rid of all our snakes.

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  exlordlucan Posts: 35,375

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  15/07/13 - 21:23 #19

  Cheetah666 wrote: »

  Why was the snake in the toilet?

  
  Wanting to do the crossword.

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  [Deleted User] Posts: 3,181

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  15/07/13 - 21:24 #20

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  A snake reared up and bit a man’s penis while he was sitting on a toilet, paramedics in Israel have said.
  
  Fortunately, it was non-venomous and the unnamed 35-year-old was able to joke about the attack afterwards
  
  You don't expect me to swallow that.:eek:

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  Addisonian Posts: 16,377

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  15/07/13 - 21:24 #21

  Kapellmeister wrote: »

  lolz - it's soooo funny when men have painful things happen to their genitals...
  
  :sleep:

  Relax, even the victim was able to joke about it.

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  exlordlucan Posts: 35,375

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  15/07/13 - 21:26 #22

  ecckles wrote: »

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  A snake reared up and bit a man’s penis while he was sitting on a toilet, paramedics in Israel have said.
  
  Fortunately, it was non-venomous and the unnamed 35-year-old was able to joke about the attack afterwards
  
  You don't expect me to swallow that.:eek:

  
  That's what the snake said too.

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  15/07/13 - 21:35 #23

  On a David Attenborough once, they showed a large rat emerging into the total bowl in the dead of night (was in the UK) and jumping out of the loo and scurrying around the bathroom. My toilet seat has been shut every night since, and I can never pee in the dark without checking first.

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  peroquil Posts: 1,526

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  15/07/13 - 21:39 #24

  Kapellmeister wrote: »

  lolz - it's soooo funny when men have painful things happen to their genitals...
  
  :sleep:

  
  Surely you can see the humour in a snake coming up the toilet to bite a guy on the penus?

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  Jason Posts: 76,557

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  15/07/13 - 21:42 #25

  Pumping Iron wrote: »

  LMAO Jason are you just searching for the weirdest stories today mate?!

  
  Hehe . I saw this story and the 'porn addict' story on the same page !

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  blueblade Posts: 88,859

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  15/07/13 - 21:44 #26

  blitzben85 wrote: »

  Christ, i actually have a fear about snakes coming up the toilet, this does not help ease my fear.

  
  Probably won't happen here in the UK.
  
  Relax.

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