The only way she will have any success is if she has an overly auto-tuned track under a different name. Not sure her name against an album is a selling point in this instance. Her other products sell well because they are synonymous to her.
Her novels and endless autobiogs sell by the truckload,
why cant she do the same with vynl ?
Her first LP could become a must have purchase... esp if it
is a club dance album
She ll be doing promos on This Morning, Alan Titmarsh, Graham Norton,
Jonny Dross, you name it !
The only way she will have any success is if she has an overly auto-tuned track under a different name. Not sure her name against an album is a selling point in this instance. Her other products sell well because they are synonymous to her.
Even under another name it would fail... she can't sing... all the auto tune in the world cannot disguise her monotone... she will sell more if she promotes it... of course she will gain more ridicule as well... this is actually one thing I think she would love to succeed at.
Why does she keep doing this? Everytime it bombs she says "it was just a bit of fun i wont be doing it again!" (after eurovison, after the album with peter, after the song while she was with Alex) yet here she is (again).:rolleyes:
Why does she keep doing this? Everytime it bombs she says "it was just a bit of fun i wont be doing it again!" (after eurovison, after the album with peter, after the song while she was with Alex) yet here she is (again).:rolleyes:
Cos she is Pwicey and she wants to. And she is hoping more people google Danes big toe to see her at her best.
And this time she is hoping she can hide her catterwauling behind Chubby Bowers catterwauling.;)
When it flops she can blame him as well,which is a bonus for her cos it is always someone else's fault innit ?:D.
Damn! I lost my bet on how long this thread would go without you mention that, I was tried for two hours, so I lost.
A toe, a mobile phone... dont forget about PA nose;) when he and KP were doing a photo shoot, with KP bent over in front of him, he turned grinning to the camera and said "Ill be gone for awhile" :eek:
A toe, a mobile phone... dont forget about PA nose;) when he and KP were doing a photo shoot, with KP bent over in front of him, he turned grinning to the camera and said "Ill be gone for awhile" :eek:
A toe, a mobile phone... dont forget about PA nose;) when he and KP were doing a photo shoot, with KP bent over in front of him, he turned grinning to the camera and said "Ill be gone for awhile" :eek:
Why does she keep doing this? Everytime it bombs she says "it was just a bit of fun i wont be doing it again!" (after eurovison, after the album with peter, after the song while she was with Alex) yet here she is (again).:rolleyes:
It is bizarre. Maybe it's on her '100 things to do before I die' list. Have a hit record. Along with interviewing psychopaths and getting inside their 'eads, innit.
A toe, a mobile phone... dont forget about PA nose;) when he and KP were doing a photo shoot, with KP bent over in front of him, he turned grinning to the camera and said "Ill be gone for awhile" :eek:
:eek: I too was wondering how many posts it would take for the "P" word to be introduced...tut tut Cym off topic...you know you can start a separate thread on PA and his nose, let's not get this thread closed it is so "giving" and "full of potential"!
It is bizarre. Maybe it's on her '100 things to do before I die' list. Have a hit record. Along with interviewing psychopaths and getting inside their 'eads, innit.
I think she has been close to this achievement for a while without realising it.
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Please. Dont. Ask.
I expect someone bookmark that link!
:D I am intrigued now.
why cant she do the same with vynl ?
Her first LP could become a must have purchase... esp if it
is a club dance album
She ll be doing promos on This Morning, Alan Titmarsh, Graham Norton,
Jonny Dross, you name it !
Google KP big toe or KP mobile phone... at your own risk... I recommend against either of these googles.
Even under another name it would fail... she can't sing... all the auto tune in the world cannot disguise her monotone... she will sell more if she promotes it... of course she will gain more ridicule as well... this is actually one thing I think she would love to succeed at.
Why does she keep doing this? Everytime it bombs she says "it was just a bit of fun i wont be doing it again!" (after eurovison, after the album with peter, after the song while she was with Alex) yet here she is (again).:rolleyes:
I now feel ever so slightly sick!!
Thanks for answering though.
Cos she is Pwicey and she wants to. And she is hoping more people google Danes big toe to see her at her best.
And this time she is hoping she can hide her catterwauling behind Chubby Bowers catterwauling.;)
When it flops she can blame him as well,which is a bonus for her cos it is always someone else's fault innit ?:D.
A toe, a mobile phone... dont forget about PA nose;) when he and KP were doing a photo shoot, with KP bent over in front of him, he turned grinning to the camera and said "Ill be gone for awhile" :eek:
Pass the bucket Cym.
I will have DD's bucket as well :eek:
Link please
First time l have heard of that. Evidence for the other two is out there for anybody to see.
Oh how gross.!
No you really haven't :rolleyes:
That is absolutely gross. What sort of man would say something as grim as that about his wife - on camera :eek:
I know. Such a crude coarse man.
It is bizarre. Maybe it's on her '100 things to do before I die' list. Have a hit record. Along with interviewing psychopaths and getting inside their 'eads, innit.
Can't wait to see the promotional video!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: Well I can really...:o
:eek: I too was wondering how many posts it would take for the "P" word to be introduced...tut tut Cym off topic...you know you can start a separate thread on PA and his nose, let's not get this thread closed it is so "giving" and "full of potential"!
I think she has been close to this achievement for a while without realising it.