what's the most rubbish song ever written?

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  • Residents FanResidents Fan Posts: 9,204
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    fkinhell wrote: »
    Worst song of 2013 was Miss Screechy's It's My Party

    Did you forget about Smiley Cyrus??[/QUOTE]

    I call her Viley Cyrus. :D

    Have we forgotten the atrocious "Songbird" by
    Kenny G? >:(

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq3q03yeWe4
  • SuperAPJSuperAPJ Posts: 10,402
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    I call her Viley Cyrus. :D

    My choices are 'Limey Citrus' and 'Mild Cystitis'.
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    Friday -Rebecca Black

    You beat me to it! :D
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    Trying to at least pay lip service to the charts this year, I just listened to 'Timber' for the first time.... feel like I've just stepped in a stinking pile of dog mess.

    If this is an indicator for the music of 2014, I think I'd rather stay in the 80s thank you very much. :D

    The way she pronounces the word 'goin' is the most annoying thing, but in general it's just a horrible mash of hillbilly and rap which sounds so contrived. It seems weird to put it in with songs I've hated for years, but its sheer awfulness really has upset my equilibrium for the day. :D
  • Residents FanResidents Fan Posts: 9,204
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    Trying to at least pay lip service to the charts this year, I just listened to 'Timber' for the first time.... feel like I've just stepped in a stinking pile of dog mess.

    If this is an indicator for the music of 2014, I think I'd rather stay in the 80s thank you very much. :D

    The way she pronounces the word 'goin' is the most annoying thing, but in general it's just a horrible mash of hillbilly and rap which sounds so contrived. It seems weird to put it in with songs I've hated for years, but its sheer awfulness really has upset my equilibrium for the day. :D

    Ke$ha + Pitbull + "Timber" = Audio Crap. >:(
  • Patti-AnnPatti-Ann Posts: 22,747
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    Terry Wogan and The Floral Dance

    All together now...
  • mimicolemimicole Posts: 50,916
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    Eric_Blob wrote: »
    In my opinion, Lady Gaga - Poker Face. Never heard such a boring song in my life.

    I know that this one is incredibly popular and is sometimes referred to as a pop classic/masterpiece but I've never really got the hype with it. It's not one of my favourite GaGa songs.
  • Pob-BundyPob-Bundy Posts: 1,321
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    Anything by Fun and Bastille, just dumb childish bland lyrics and singing.
  • Ollie_h19Ollie_h19 Posts: 8,548
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    I like Daft Punk, but 'Around The World' just goes on about two thirds too long.
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    Patti-Ann wrote: »
    Terry Wogan and The Floral Dance

    All together now...

    Dear God, TFD is atrocious! >:(
  • theseguemanthesegueman Posts: 318
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    SuperAPJ wrote: »
    My choices are 'Limey Citrus' and 'Mild Cystitis'.

    I say: Smiley Cyrus! :D
  • theseguemanthesegueman Posts: 318
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    'A pizza hut, a pizza hut, Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut.':D Remember singing that song when I was on holiday in Mallorca and then I bought the record:blush: I was 12, totally embarrassed by it now. Don't know what i was thinking.

    Oh good lord I would never want to listen to that it's definitely one of the worst things I've ever heard. Could I call it a song? Probably not.

    PS - This is a duplicate thread! Original thread here: http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1804536
  • SuperAPJSuperAPJ Posts: 10,402
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    I say: Smiley Cyrus! :D

    That is in fact where her name comes from! Her birth name was Destiny and her parents nicknamed her 'Smiley', because she smiled a lot, which then became 'Miley'.
  • The_MothThe_Moth Posts: 7,728
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    Can't claim it to be the most rubbish but the lyrics of "Give Me Everything Tonight" by NeYo are jaw dropingly bad
  • scratchy23scratchy23 Posts: 3,675
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    Lady Gaga - Aura
  • theseguemanthesegueman Posts: 318
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    The_Moth wrote: »
    Can't claim it to be the most rubbish but the lyrics of "Give Me Everything Tonight" by NeYo are jaw droppingly bad

    The lyrics to quite a few songs are quite bad. If you search "ADoseOfBuckley" on Youtube you will find quite a few musical autopsies, dissecting lyrics up.

    An example of one autopsy is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyrxaFORQXA (Lorde - Royals)
  • barbelerbarbeler Posts: 23,827
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    Music, by John Miles.
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