Men hooking their penises up to Cow Milking Machines to masturbate

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  • MaybelleMaybelle Posts: 2,957
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    TheMask wrote: »
    You can lend my thing if you want...:D:D

    Only if it's a red Henry, with a nice clean bag in him
    thank you:)
  • TheMaskTheMask Posts: 10,219
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    Maybelle wrote: »
    Only if it's a red Henry, with a nice clean bag in him
    thank you:)

    Well it has a bag.....PMSL....:D:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,693
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    Stiffy78 wrote: »
    Pull the udder one.
    It's true but there are some terrible side effects.

    Possibly NSFW :eek:
  • CuBz90CuBz90 Posts: 4,013
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    There is alot of dirty minded people in our world today :D

    Surely they have a hoover at home, why not use that :D
  • Kittycat73Kittycat73 Posts: 2,956
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    They're often used on women in bdsm scenes.

    Ahem, so I've heard.

    :eek:
    Upstairs or downstairs? :o

    EDIT: I just image Googled. :eek: I feel so dirty! And a bit worried after reading about ad wear on another thread. :eek: Lol. (Oh yeah, there was a gay site with a man and the milking machine, or what looked like it. Plus all those willies, yuk! :P XD )
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,111
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    skp20040 wrote: »
    I was just going to make a cup of coffee, I have now decided to have it black , cant think why but I have really gone off the idea of putting milk in it.

    Yours is the funniest post.
  • HarryValleyHarryValley Posts: 16,433
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    preston41 wrote: »
    Yours is the funniest post.
    Oh I dunno, I think they're all equally amusing
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,111
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    I wonder if any of the men who have done this have lost that part of their anatomy. Now that would certainly be amusing.
  • lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 57,778
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    What if, like motorway maintenance sometimes does, your overnight session runs over? The farmer's going to be mightily cheesed off when he comes into the shed first thing in the morning!
  • HogzillaHogzilla Posts: 24,116
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    preston41 wrote: »
    I wonder if any of the men who have done this have lost that part of their anatomy. Now that would certainly be amusing.

    Better still, caught some obscure cow disease - on their gentleman parts.:eek: Explain that away at A & E.:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,470
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    The question of Semi and skimmed cums to mind, my speel chucker hase brokend, sorry.
  • mummypiggetmummypigget Posts: 12,325
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    I am a girl and it makes me wince :eek:
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    I knew there was a reason why I ask the OH to dress up as a West Country parlour wench, sit on a 3 legged stool and relieve me!:D:o
  • lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 57,778
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    I am a girl and it makes me wince :eek:

    Stop using it then!
  • mummypiggetmummypigget Posts: 12,325
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    lemoncurd wrote: »
    Stop using it then!

    :p

    Cheeky!!
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