The Limerick thread reborn. (Part 9)

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  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    A man was so fat, when he swam
    He was often mistook for a dam
    But not for a beaver
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,117
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    A man was so fat, when he swam
    He was often mistook for a dam
    But not for a beaver
    Afloat on a cleaver
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    A man was so fat, when he swam
    He was often mistook for a dam
    But not for a beaver
    Afloat on a cleaver
    Or even a well seasoned clam.
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    Salt and pepper on your sprouts makes them better
  • MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    Salt and pepper on your sprouts makes them better
    It's a sure way to help you get her
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    Salt and pepper on your sprouts makes them better
    It's a sure way to help you get her
    Squash them up with a fork
  • MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    Salt and pepper on your sprouts makes them better
    It's a sure way to help you get her
    Squash them up with a fork
    To eat with your pork
  • smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    Salt and pepper on your sprouts makes them better
    It's a sure way to help you get her
    Squash them up with a fork
    To eat with your pork
    And blame the smell on your Irish Setter
  • BellaaahhhhBellaaahhhh Posts: 19,447
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    An Irish Setter's a big sloppy creature
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    An Irish Setter's a big sloppy creature
    The lolloping tongue it's best feature
  • Cherry HatrickCherry Hatrick Posts: 562
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    An Irish Setter's a big sloppy creature
    The lollopping tongue it's best feature
    But it's feathery tail
  • deans6571deans6571 Posts: 6,137
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    An Irish Setter's a big sloppy creature
    The lollopping tongue it's best feature
    But it's feathery tail
    Was an utter fail
  • Cherry HatrickCherry Hatrick Posts: 562
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    An Irish Setter's a big sloppy creature
    The lollopping tongue it's best feature
    But it's feathery tail
    Was an utter fail
    At keeping the flies off the teacher

    A teacher in front of her class
  • deans6571deans6571 Posts: 6,137
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    An Irish Setter's a big sloppy creature
    The lollopping tongue it's best feature
    But it's feathery tail
    Was an utter fail
    At keeping the flies off the teacher

    A teacher in front of her class
    Had knockers as big as her ass;)
  • Cherry HatrickCherry Hatrick Posts: 562
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    A teacher in front of her class
    Had knockers as big as her ass
    Her waist was quite wasp-like
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    A teacher in front of her class
    Had knockers as big as her ass
    Her waist was quite wasp-like
    Two melons on one spike
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    .......
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    A teacher stood in front of her class
    Had knockers as big as her ass
    Her waist was quite wasp-like
    Two melons on one spike
    From the side looked like Mama Cass
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    Since there's two sides to every debate
  • bcdeebcdee Posts: 317,191
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    Since there's two sides to every debate
    And one side is always irate
  • smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    Since there's two sides to every debate
    And one side is always irate
    Best to sit on the fence
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    Since there's two sides to every debate
    And one side is always irate
    Best to sit on the fence
    Keep them all in suspense
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    Since there's two sides to every debate
    And one side is always irate
    Best to sit on the fence
    Keep them all in suspense
    And make sure you don't fall off the gate .
  • jzeejzee Posts: 25,498
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    Shall I take the left or the right gate?
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    Shall I take the left or the right gate?
    Not the middle because it's a right state
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