The weetabix marie celest ad! Something along the lines of:
There was a ship all the other pirates feared
Even Black-, Blue-, Red- and Yellowbeard
And the captain was as nasty as they come
And never once thought to write to his mum
On the Marie Celeste
Had the meanest crew of pirates ever dressed
Then the bo'sun called from the crow's nest
"There's a ship to the west!"
[he sees that the crew of said ship are eating Weetabix, general panic ensues]
Shiver me timbers! Something somthing abandon ship swim for shore!
It wasn't somethings or ghostly tricks
It was down to a bowl of Weetabix
That's why they found no pirates on the Marie Celeste.
I can't remember the exact words.
There was a similar one:
Robin Hood Robin Hood could be in a fix
Robin Hood Robin Hood spies the weetabix
Should he retreat
Back to Sherwood?
Course he should, course he should, course he should
Robin Hood Robin Hood could be in a fix
Robin Hood Robin Hood spies the weetabix
Should he retreat
Back to Sherwood?
Course he should, course he should, course he should
yes I loved that one when it came out it was and still is by far the best Weetabix advert.
"Beefeater chips are big as the chips your mother used to make.
There's more potato flavour in every bite you take.
Hearty chips for chaps and so for goodness sake...
Beefeater chips are big as the chips your mother used to make. - Nice!"
5—4—3—2—1, 5—4—3—2—1
First bite into real milk chocolate, 5—4—3—2—1
Then crunch into light crispy rice, 5—4—3—2—1
Chew, chew, chew the caramel topping, 5—4—3—2—1
Uh huh — wafer and fondant too, 5—4—3—2—1
5—4—3—2—1, 5—4—3—2—1
5—4—3—2—1, 5—4—3—2—1
First bite into real milk chocolate, 5—4—3—2—1
Then crunch into light crispy rice, 5—4—3—2—1
Chew, chew, chew the caramel topping, 5—4—3—2—1
Uh huh — wafer and fondant too, 5—4—3—2—1
5—4—3—2—1, 5—4—3—2—1
Comments
"Any time, any place, any where."
Mackesons
"It looks good, it tastes good, and by golly it does you good."
There's a Humphrey about
Chocadooby
There was a similar one:
Robin Hood Robin Hood could be in a fix
Robin Hood Robin Hood spies the weetabix
Should he retreat
Back to Sherwood?
Course he should, course he should, course he should
Beat you to it on page 1
yes I loved that one when it came out it was and still is by far the best Weetabix advert.
Also.
Mums and mothers pride
Mums and mothers pride
Go together like
A boiled egg and soldiers
oops sorry
Fried Onion Rings?
We'll have to wait and see.
Hope it's chips, it's chips
We hope it's chips it's chips for our tea.
This is the aaaaage...of the train
If you want great lager...follow the bear
A million housewifes every day
pick up a can of beans and say
Beanz means Heinz
My neice got this from Shacklton's you know
Do you know they had over a hundred to choose from
It's lovely
Cook, Cook, Cookability
That's the beauty of gas
You can't get better than a Kwik Fit fitter
Hp sauce is a jolly good sauce
Hp sauce is a jolly good sauce [RIP to the HP sauce factory in Brum by the way]
Get the Abbey haaabit
With Abbey Nationaaaal
murray mint, never hurry mint
shake n vac,put the feshness back
kiora-its just for me and my dawg
fruit n nut,cadburys make them and cover them in chocolate
mars help you work rest and play
aaah bisto-thats better
walkers crisp-can you resist?
for mash,get smash
ssh,im a secret lemonade drinker r whites ,ive been tying to give it up biut its one of those nights r whites
Twix - the longer lasting snack
Flora - the margarine for men (!)
This is more straplines than jingles though, isn't it? :rolleyes:
There's more potato flavour in every bite you take.
Hearty chips for chaps and so for goodness sake...
Beefeater chips are big as the chips your mother used to make. - Nice!"
Thats the beer - lots of cheer,
The finest malt with hops and yeast,
Turns a snack into a feast
Straight from brewery to your home,
Why collect - We'll deliver
Soon you'll know why folks all say,
Beer at home means Davenports . . . .
B is for Bites
C for yourself, that they taste just right
D is for dinner
E is for eggs
Letters so tasty from A through to Z.
Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger, stick them up your .......
It cant just be me???
Roof Tops, Paint Pots, Chocolate flavour Coco Pops!
Penny Drops, Toy Shops, Robots, Milk drops, Coco Pops!
Forget-me-Knots, Flower Pots, Chatterbox, Belly Flops
But nothing tops: Kellogg’s Coco Pops, Kellogg’s Coco Pops
Sunpat peanut butter for your daily bread
and I can only remember a bit from Smiley Culture's NatWest advert:
You want your savings in a hurry,
You've got to wait in line,
And as you're getting there it's waste of time...
Trio ad 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awgIMzfN88g
Trio ad 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l6hnqPrb4M
For some reason i always remembered the music to this ad
Softmints ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lL6hkpJveM
First bite into real milk chocolate, 5—4—3—2—1
Then crunch into light crispy rice, 5—4—3—2—1
Chew, chew, chew the caramel topping, 5—4—3—2—1
Uh huh — wafer and fondant too, 5—4—3—2—1
5—4—3—2—1, 5—4—3—2—1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR5iuY5RZ1w