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    LillithLillith Posts: 946
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    I find it strange when friends of a person who has died set up a site in their memory and the comments are addressed to the dead person. Do they have computers in Heaven?
    Even stranger are the comments that start " I didn't know you but......"
    All they have to do is express their sympathies to the family not put "Sorry to hear you are dead" type remarks.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,133
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    "Kids fed, bathed and in bed"

    :rolleyes:

    Congratulations , I was worried
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    NicolaClareNicolaClare Posts: 489
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    'Ma bby ain't wel agen, carnt wait 4 tha weekend tho, am gunna be steeming' is a regular on mine...
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    NicolaClareNicolaClare Posts: 489
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    Also 'like' for a chance to win an iPhone 5!!!
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    FortyTwo25FortyTwo25 Posts: 5,170
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    'Ma New Born Baby Boy Kyle Reach Its All About Fatherhood Now N Ma Music Forget Everyone Else Even Fam N Niggaz #DedicationOverPride_N_Power'
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    Mrs MackintoshMrs Mackintosh Posts: 1,870
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    FortyTwo25 wrote: »
    'Ma New Born Baby Boy Kyle Reach Its All About Fatherhood Now N Ma Music Forget Everyone Else Even Fam N Niggaz #DedicationOverPride_N_Power'

    Oh bloody hell. You win, that takes the cake.
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    misslibertinemisslibertine Posts: 14,306
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    Jason100 wrote: »
    Just saw this one from a friend of a friend:

    Friend of a friend: Shut up she ain't pregnant surely!!!!
    Friend: Who Who?
    Friend of Friend: Towie tv show lol x

    This is why things like TOWIE should no longer exist.

    TOWIE'S fine. Its the people who take it too seriously and as anything other than a light entertainment show that are the problem - eg. the status you saw.
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    Central cakeCentral cake Posts: 5,625
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    Major headache, so took high strength painkillers in the night. They haven't got rid of the headache but have made me majorly tired. So I'm now tired with a hurting head, which hurts when my eyes are open. Work is going to be fun... =/

    So why are you staring at a screen?
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    FortyTwo25FortyTwo25 Posts: 5,170
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    Status : my dad i went to the pub, me yh dad with darren, him yh i asked for lemonade they had none, so what did u drink dad, so i got a sherry, me dad pubs dont run out of lemonade, dad ok i had two sherrys then two pints haha

    Comment trying so hard to make out what you've wrote but it's impossible
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 68,508
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    "What a beautiful service. Rip my lovely. Rest your sleepy head! Xxxx ♥"

    - Turns out, it's about a rabbit.

    Awww. :cry:

    When the last of our rats died, our daughter performed such a beautiful funeral in the garden that my husband and I both shed a tear. The neighbours were so concerned that they came out to ask what was wrong. They moved away soon afterwards, strangely...
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    BellaRosaBellaRosa Posts: 36,553
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    I have a friend who uses Twitter and FB like a personal diary .. everything she does she writes on both sites .. she is in her 40's :o
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,038
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    klendathu wrote: »
    I unsubsribed from 2 friends of mine . First one kept giving daily updates on his 'SuperDad' routine, ie Im doing this for the kids/ that for the kids / I love my kids sooo much blah blah all day everyday :rolleyes:

    Are you friends with Peter Andre? :D
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    JoJoJayJoJoJay Posts: 859
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    "I want to set my alarm to go off early when you are next to me so i can kiss you on the neck and wake you from your slumber and we can watch the sunrise together. Just us, alone, in the quiet with my arms wrapped around you and our legs intertwined so i can hold you really close and nuzzle your ear occasionally..."

    Gonna be sick.

    !!! If any partner of mine woke me up early to 'watch the sunrise together' they'd get a swift knee in the 'nads!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,133
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    "Why have I had my tongue pierced lol "



    :rolleyes: :mad:
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    QueenMaudeQueenMaude Posts: 536
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    People who over use 'lol' one of my relations puts things like 'just spilled my drink over my new jeans I am so scatty! Pmsl' ok are you really pmsl'ing? I highly doubt it.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 68,508
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    QueenMaude wrote: »
    People who over use 'lol' one of my relations puts things like 'just spilled my drink over my new jeans I am so scatty! Pmsl' ok are you really pmsl'ing? I highly doubt it.

    Surely the spilled drink is a poor attempt to cover for the pmsl accident?
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    riverside 57riverside 57 Posts: 14,380
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    Surely the spilled drink is a poor attempt to cover for the pmsl accident?

    LOL! (Literally) :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,888
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    This girl on my course comments the most ridiculous stuff. I seriously think she wandered off the set of TOWIE because she's like that Joey Essex but female.

    Girl status: Where do Liverpool play
    Me comments: Anfield
    Girl reply: Where's that then
    Me at this point wondering what: That's their stadium, thats where they play
    Girl:Where is it
    Me:....Liverpool
    Girl: Oh. I don't know anywhere North of Stoke
    Me: You live above Stoke...
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    Buffy AnneBuffy Anne Posts: 133
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    I have been LOVING this thread! Please keep it going, it gives me a great chuckle. :)
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    fizzle90fizzle90 Posts: 6,467
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    "Been havin contractions since 7 hope they wear off lol"

    (Random comment)

    "Yer I've had two since that comment lol"

    Wtf?!
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    fizzle90fizzle90 Posts: 6,467
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    fizzle90 wrote: »
    "Been havin contractions since 7 hope they wear off lol"

    (Random comment)

    "Yer I've had two since that comment lol"

    Wtf?!

    New status;

    "Here comes the next one lol"

    Just a little update, just in case we were wondering how her contacting uterus was getting on..."lol"
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    unclekevounclekevo Posts: 20,749
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    'OMG I HATE two faced people, you'd think that people would get on wif their own lives but then you hear that they're talking about you behind your back. Why would you talk about someone behind their back? :@'

    Comments:
    Friend 1: You ok hun?
    Person: Yes, just someone talking about me behind my back, will message you babes.
    Friend 1: KK hun
    Friend 2: OMG, think this might be the same person as I've had a run-in with tbh.

    Surely this status is contradicting itself as the person is clearly talking about someone in particular behind their back?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 87
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    Love this thread keep it going :D but all the above status's are true
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,888
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    New one from the same girl who asked what city Liverpool play in:
    Da Bf brought me some food *pic of him holding a plate* Irrent he a proper keepa,, love him soooooooo much ma bby boi for life. cant wait 2 get engaged to him....

    they've been dating like four months.
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    Smiley433Smiley433 Posts: 7,902
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    "Count me in, Sony"

    From an IT professional who has just given his personal details to a scamming website thinking he was entering a draw to be in with the chance to be a PlayStation 4 tester.
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