Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)

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  • BirdyBeeBirdyBee Posts: 1,528
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    HaloJoe wrote: »
    DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Girl :eek: - Yous gots game :p

    But you's playing 'wit a player right now' - Does ya think ya's tough enough?????

    Ya think you can 'work it' ?????

    *upper lip, shoulder shrug, the 'eyes lock', and what*

    Come on baby, lets do this shit - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVA-xTBeHyM

    Yeah, i said it, we are :cool:

    A player? Aw.

    *giggle*

    I'm the only one in control of this game. If you wanna be my pawn it will be my pleasure. And yours too.

    I don't have to work at what comes naturally.

    I can hear you breathing heavily...your eyes are shiny...I look so soft and tender...helpless...Uhhh...

    You think you're strong sweetheart? You're putty in my hands.
    ;)
  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    BirdyBee wrote: »
    A player? Aw.

    *giggle*

    I'm the only one in control of this game. If you wanna be my pawn it will be my pleasure. And yours too.

    I don't have to work at what comes naturally.

    I can hear you breathing heavily...your eyes are shiny...I look so soft and tender...helpless...Uhhh...

    You think you're strong sweetheart? You're putty in my hands.
    ;)

    *no words*

    I'm scared :eek:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbevQH1B9ic Cool dudes right there :cool:

    Am i aloud to love you, please? :( I promise i'll do the washing up and all that. I'll be a good boy in the kitchen, but a bad boy in the bedroom, please be mine :(

    Actually -
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwoM5fLITfk

    :D:D:D:D:p
  • BirdyBeeBirdyBee Posts: 1,528
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    HaloJoe wrote: »
    *no words*

    I'm scared :eek:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbevQH1B9ic Cool dudes right there :cool:

    Am i aloud to love you, please? :( I promise i'll do the washing up and all that. I'll be a good boy in the kitchen, and a bad boy in the bedroom, please be mine :(

    Actually -
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwoM5fLITfk

    :D:D:D:D:p

    Don't be scared Joe. I'm pleasure giving as well as pleasure seeking. That's why you're mesmerised by my pouty lips.

    *licks invitingly*

    I could blow your mind darling. Do what you want to please me. And I'll reward you as I see fit. I like it when you gasp. I want you to lose control.

    But I'm nobodies b*tch. Let's get that straight my little pot cleaner. x
  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    BirdyBee wrote: »
    Don't be scared Joe. I'm pleasure giving as well as pleasure seeking. That's why you're mesmerised by my pouty lips.

    *licks invitingly*

    I could blow your mind darling. Do what you want to please me. And I'll reward you as I see fit. I like it when you gasp. I want you to lose control.

    But I'm nobodies b*tch. Let's get that straight my little pot cleaner. x

    *passes the f*ck out, seriously* :eek:

    You see, you're 100% boss here, i'll give you that. But what i'll give you in the bedroom? Your know i'm 100% boss ;) (and OMG, yes i read what i just said back, and lol, how cheesy is that/funny is that :D)

    You may have Honey, but i'll be making you my bird :cool:

    (and again)
    Your boss though :o

    Oh and, nah you've never been anybodies bitch? Ha, after a night with me, Hmmmmmmmmmm :D
  • BirdyBeeBirdyBee Posts: 1,528
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    HaloJoe wrote: »
    *passes the f*ck out, seriously* :eek:

    You see, you're 100% boss here, i'll give you that. But what i'll give you in the bedroom? Your know i'm 100% boss ;) (and OMG, yes i read what i just said back, and lol, how cheesy is that/funny is that :D)

    You may have Honey, but i'll be making you my bird :cool:

    (and again)
    Your boss though :o

    You're boss when I want you to pin me down. ;)

    If you want me to writhe beneath you and make you feel like more of a man...I might let you. I can moan in your ear and scratch your back and make you feel like a king.

    Because I want to.

    I can be wild or compliant. It's my body. I'm unpredictable. But I'll make sure I get what I want.

    x

    I could be your bitch if I felt like it. I could beg for you to take me. But I doubt it hunnybun. :rolleyes:
  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    BirdyBee wrote: »
    You're boss when I want you to pin me down. ;)

    If you want me to writhe beneath you and make you feel like more of a man...I might let you. I can moan in your ear and scratch your back and make you feel like a king.

    Because I want to.

    I can be wild or compliant. It's my body. I'm unpredictable. But I'll make sure I get what I want.

    x

    I could be your bitch if I felt like it. I could beg for you to take me. But I doubt it hunnybun. :rolleyes:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5TsjmaycsQ

    Know your roll, and shut your mouth :cool:
    Sorry, joking :D
  • BirdyBeeBirdyBee Posts: 1,528
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    HaloJoe wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5TsjmaycsQ

    Know your roll, and shut your mouth :cool:
    Sorry, joking :D

    Hehehe...shut me up until I gag and choke then...Hehehe...You don't dare without my say so...

    *winks and crawls closer*

    Why are you so scared? I won't bite sweetheart. Unless you want me too...

    Hehehe...you're my bitch...always have been and always will be...

    And you'll thank me for it.
  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    BirdyBee wrote: »
    Hehehe...shut me up until I gag and choke then...Hehehe...You don't dare without my say so...

    *winks and crawls closer*

    Why are you so scared? I won't bite sweetheart. Unless you want me too...

    Hehehe...you're my bitch...always have been and always will be...

    And you'll thank me for it.

    Would you like me to bow?

    I mean, for real, you're the boss, well lets pretend anyway ;)

    Now, get that cute ass of yours in bed, lay down, look up (your be seeing stars).

    I am your bitch, but i'm a bad biatch :p
  • BirdyBeeBirdyBee Posts: 1,528
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    HaloJoe wrote: »
    Would you like me to bow?

    I mean, for real, you boss ;)

    Now, get that cute ass of yours in bed, lay down, look up (your be seeing stars).

    I am your bitch, but i'm a bad biatch :p

    I have use for you. You have something I want right now. I feel empty...

    I think at this point we should apologise to our fellow FMs who will be greeted with too much sexiness when they wake up. They may consider us filthy, which is why we should be alone.

    We will be considered offensive.

    We have crossed a line. And these are nice people.

    Say you're sorry Joe and realign that halo.

    Then join me...
  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    BirdyBee wrote: »
    I have use for you. You have something I want right now. I feel empty...

    I think at this point we should apologise to our fellow FMs who will be greeted with too much sexiness when they wake up. They may consider us filthy, which is why we should be alone.

    We will be considered offensive.

    We have crossed a line. And these are nice people.

    Say you're sorry Joe and realign that halo.

    Then join me...

    Nah, sorry other posters :( - Didn't mean it
    I did actually, and what???:rolleyes:

    We will be considered 'offensive' ? Don't film it then.

    Crossed the line? No darling, the line shall be inserted else where, from your pussy cat (you should be feeling me by now).

    You maybe be boss, but i iz bad, real bad - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsUXAEzaC3Q

    Now ---

    *licks lips*
  • BirdyBeeBirdyBee Posts: 1,528
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    HaloJoe wrote: »
    Nah, sorry other posters :( - Didn't mean it
    I did actually, and what???:rolleyes:

    We will be considered 'offensive' ? Don't film it then.

    Crossed the line? No darling, the line shall be inserted else where, from your pussy cat (you should be feeling me by now).

    You maybe be boss, but i iz bad, real bad - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsUXAEzaC3Q

    Now ---

    *licks lips*

    I feel...

    Too sexy for this thread.

    PM me if you want.
  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    BirdyBee wrote: »
    I feel...

    Too sexy for this thread.

    PM me if you want.

    I think i have.

    I mean, for real, you's da woman :D

    But let me take my Halo offf, i wanna be da man :p

    If anyone cares about me and the Birdy talking like we are? Here you are - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmoC5cj8sw4

    :)
  • BirdyBeeBirdyBee Posts: 1,528
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    HaloJoe wrote: »
    I think i have.

    I mean, for real, you's da woman :D

    But let me take my Halo offf, i wanna be da man :p

    If anyone cares about me and the Birdy talking like we are? Here you are - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmoC5cj8sw4

    :)

    Sweetheart...we're too hot too handle for most.

    And these are nice decent people. I like these unsexy people. They've been good to me.

    Don't get too cocky...know your place...

    Show your respect here. I own this thread after all.
  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    BirdyBee wrote: »
    Sweetheart...we're too hot too handle for most.

    And these are nice decent people. I like these unsexy people. They've been good to me.

    Don't get too cocky...know your place...

    Show your respect here. I own this thread after all.

    You do, you really do own this thread. Sorry :(
    But this Halo on my head is shining, and this halo whats some honey. Now you ARE boss,but darling, my arms are open, they want you;)
  • BirdyBeeBirdyBee Posts: 1,528
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    HaloJoe wrote: »
    You do, you really do own this thread. Sorry :(
    But this Halo on my head is shining, and this halo whats some honey. Now you ARE boss,but darling, my arms are open, they want you;)

    Little upstart. Manners are sexy.

    Apologise to the FMs.

    Now.
  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    BirdyBee wrote: »
    Little upstart. Manners are sexy.

    Apologise to the FMs.

    Now.

    Sorry other FM's :o

    Boss, ^ i shall obey :cool:
    As shall you
  • BirdyBeeBirdyBee Posts: 1,528
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    HaloJoe wrote: »
    Sorry other FM's :o

    Boss, ^ i shall obey :cool:
    As shall you

    Thank you for that slightly half hearted apology.

    Tsk.

    Sorry twass, Martin, chin, smoky, mindee...anyone.
  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    BirdyBee wrote: »
    Thank you for that slightly half hearted apology.

    Tsk.

    Sorry twass, Martin, chin, smoky, mindee...anyone.

    Ahhhh, forget 'sorry' - What about, 'and what???????'

    No thank you, :sleep:

    Bless her heart, saying sorry etc, awwwwww..... BE NICE to her, or else :p
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,264
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    LOL :D:D:D:D:D:D

    Thank you Birdie and Halo, best laugh I've had in ages!!!

    I expect you poor sweaty knackered things will need a good few hours sleep [and a good scrub] before you show your unsexy asses in here again....:p

    LOL....all those youtubes!!! It's no good I have to read it all again :D:D Hilarious!

    And not even slightly sexy :D
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,264
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    *gets minions in to scrub thread*

    Well, it's clear neither Birdy or Joe has had any for a verrrry long time. In fact I'd hazard a guess Halo has NEVER had any :D:D Also that he's at least 20 years Birdy's junior......not that there's anything wrong with that :o *ahem*

    *sits on sexy throne chortling* Ahh, home sweet home!! :D
  • chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,784
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    *Restores thread to normality by entertaining the punters* :D


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBsQh_PD1TE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pveu-RPAO0
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,264
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    chinchin wrote: »
    *Restores thread to normality by entertaining the punters* :D


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBsQh_PD1TE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pveu-RPAO0

    AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek:
  • farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    * vomits into his Weetabix *
  • MartinRosenMartinRosen Posts: 33,063
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    chinchin wrote: »
    *Restores thread to normality by entertaining the punters* :D


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBsQh_PD1TE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pveu-RPAO0

    You have good taste, sir !
  • MartinRosenMartinRosen Posts: 33,063
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    It has been fun watching the yung 'uns playing around overnight. They may be having fun exchanging posts, but that does not reflect from the fact that I am the sexiest person here by a mile. Nobody comes close to me.
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