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The 'Christopher Maloney is back on my television' group support thread
Bananafish
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- Woke up feeling a bit depressed this morning?
- Twitch when you hear the word 'nan'?
- Concerned about tuning in tonight to see a blubbering mess if the situation requires it of him?
- Even more concerned that he will still be there next week?
Then this is the thread for you, where you can speak to others in a similar position and realise you are not alone.
Christopher may appear to be fulfilling the Mayan prophecy for 2012, and indeed the Bible's warnings as well, but it's important to remember they could still be wrong and the glass is half full rather than half empty.
Even if it is full of Lucifer's insincere tears.
- Twitch when you hear the word 'nan'?
- Concerned about tuning in tonight to see a blubbering mess if the situation requires it of him?
- Even more concerned that he will still be there next week?
Then this is the thread for you, where you can speak to others in a similar position and realise you are not alone.
Christopher may appear to be fulfilling the Mayan prophecy for 2012, and indeed the Bible's warnings as well, but it's important to remember they could still be wrong and the glass is half full rather than half empty.
Even if it is full of Lucifer's insincere tears.
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Look at him, there is no hope of him going tonight but I pray some miracle happens.
This is perfectly normal.
Not since Dead Wife Man have I found someone so unbearable.
I have contacted the world's top scientists, but they are currently as baffled as the rest of us.
In the meantime I suggest a crucifix as a precaution.
Every time I see his orange mug, I start to shake and gag. I had nightmares last nigth and it's because of him
Yes, the nightmares. They are horrible aren't they
I expect they will get worse as Lucifer uses this platform to try and gain further control of us.
We just have to hope we can defeat him before he sings You'll Never Walk Alone or all hope for humanity may be lost.
That will be the call for the dead to rise up from the afterlife and all of us can only hope our souls will be saved.
Louis dared to call him a diva. They said that about Jesus and look what happened there
Then, just as I was ready to cheer....BOOM my hopes were dashed
This will be a good time to pray to Lord Wagner for a sign.
We now understand and can see it all, as he could Himself when he bravely walked into the lion's den to fight for his children.
What has come before, the Weasel, now Rylan, these are just distractions. The true Beast is here, using lies, tears, fake tan, and his own nan to deceive the Great British Public.
WE WILL NOT BE FOOLED.
When I walk down the street, I keep thinking I see him.
He's like an orange potato in double denim <shudder>
Expect to think you see Lucifer everywhere, this is how he is working his mind control.
But this thread is here to keep our eyes open, and keep you safe. Be strong!
I don't think it's his nan.
From Omen we know he was born of a jackal, she is just another one of his cronies.