Shagging your next door neighbour....

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Is it every appropriate......or should it be avoided at all costs? :confused::p
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  • AdamB4UAdamB4U Posts: 2,862
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    I wouldn't. Well, there was that time when Kylie moved in next door, but that was a one off.
  • badseed1badseed1 Posts: 220
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    cindyc wrote:
    Is it every appropriate......or should it be avoided at all costs? :confused::p
    Trust me you don't want to shag my nextdoor neighbour :eek:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 26,449
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    AdamB4U wrote:
    I wouldn't. Well, there was that time when Kylie moved in next door, but that was a one off.

    LoL i was living on the other side, and i did, but Kylie doesn't count ;):D
  • SnozzwanglerSnozzwangler Posts: 82,750
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    Ew! :eek: Wouldn't touch anyone in our street with your bargepole let alone my own :p Well apart from Mr Snozz of course :D I'm always up for poking him (hang on that doesn't sound right :confused::p )
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    badseed1 wrote:
    Trust me you don't want to shag my nextdoor neighbour :eek:

    Is he/she that bad? :eek:
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Hope I get a really attractive new neighbour (house next door suddenly became vacant), then may consider it!!! :D
  • badseed1badseed1 Posts: 220
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    cindyc wrote:
    Is he/she that bad? :eek:
    It was horrible.
  • swingalegswingaleg Posts: 102,976
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    What...........from here ?

    :eek:
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    Ew! :eek: Wouldn't touch anyone in our street with your bargepole let alone my own :p Well apart from Mr Snozz of course :D I'm always up for poking him (hang on that doesn't sound right :confused::p )

    No Mrs Snozzwangler, that doesn't sound quite right, unless you are in possesion of a strap on :eek: No, that still doesn't sound right :o
  • SnozzwanglerSnozzwangler Posts: 82,750
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    cindyc wrote:
    No Mrs Snozzangler, that doesn't sound quite right, unless you are in possesion of a strap on :eek: No, that still doesn't sound right :o

    You forgot my W! :eek: :D:p
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    2cvbloke wrote:
    Hope I get a really attractive new neighbour (house next door suddenly became vacant), then may consider it!!! :D

    That's what has happened in my case, would you do it though, knowing that you would have to keep seeing them? :eek:
  • SnozzwanglerSnozzwangler Posts: 82,750
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    You could always move yourself if you went off them ... bit drastic mind you. Or fob them off on a mate.

    Try the next street down, might be safer :p
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    cindyc wrote:
    That's what has happened in my case, would you do it though, knowing that you would have to keep seeing them? :eek:

    I don't plan on staying here that long!!! :D
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    You forgot my W! :eek: :D:p

    Looks as if you've taken up fishing...

    :)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,994
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    2cvbloke wrote:
    Hope I get a really attractive new neighbour (house next door suddenly became vacant), then may consider it!!! :D


    maybe they didn't like you
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,482
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    Does anyone else hate the word 'shagging'? It just sounds so common.

    'Rodgering' however, is wonderful.
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    pup100 wrote:
    maybe they didn't like you

    I didn't like them, noisy effing chavs who unfortunately had bred.......
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    cindyc wrote:
    Is it every appropriate......or should it be avoided at all costs? :confused::p

    I did once, never again. :o I don't mean I shagged your neighbour, well actually maybe he moved so you never know. :D

    I felt as though everytime I left the house or came home he was waiting for me. Possessive creep. :mad:

    I vowed after that I would never have a flat warming party again, didn't stop me having one here. At least I didn't cop off with the neighbour this time, especially as this is a Neighbourhood Watch area. :eek: ;)
  • SnozzwanglerSnozzwangler Posts: 82,750
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    kentboy wrote:
    Looks as if you've taken up fishing...

    :)

    I'm happier having a wangle ;):p
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,994
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    I did once, never again. :o I don't mean I shagged your neighbour, well actually maybe he moved so you never know. :D

    I felt as though everytime I left the house or came home he was waiting for me. Possessive creep. :mad:

    I vowed after that I would never have a flat warming party again, didn't stop me having one here. At least I didn't cop off with the neighbour this time, especially as this is a Neighbourhood Watch area. :eek: ;)


    right so, you have it off with your neighbour and everybody watches
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 26,449
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    I'm happier having a wangle ;):p

    Keep your wangle to yourself :eek: I've edited in the W haven't i? :confused:
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    pup100 wrote:
    right so, you have it off with your neighbour and everybody watches

    That's what worried me, I assume it must be. :eek:

    Would they all hold up their cards giving points out of 10 for technique etc? ;)
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    That's what worried me, I assume it must be. :eek:

    Would they all hold up their cards giving points out of 10 for technique etc? ;)

    That's what concerns me, obviously i would score a perfect 10, but i don't want to intimidate the rest of the street ;):p
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    cindyc wrote:
    That's what concerns me, obviously i would score a perfect 10, but i don't want to intimidate the rest of the street ;):p

    That's exactly what I was thinking as well. ;):o
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 26,449
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    That's exactly what I was thinking as well. ;):o

    Loving your warped mind Steph :D
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