she's gone and enslaved another one ..

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  • jannajanna Posts: 7,323
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    That is hilarious
    she is common as muck.
    Good move by the hotel though----got rid of the grubby chav forever, cheap at twice the price I should think.
    Oh that we could donate to a fund & pay her off to go join a nunnery or something.

    And boy does she look rough as a badger's whatsit. Out of formal posing those funbags look even more horrendous.:eek:
  • lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    Even better:D

    Sandals said it was “disappointed Ms Price was not happy with her stay” and that the butler denied making any derogatory remarks.

    It added: “As a gesture of goodwill we are willing to offer her a refund on condition she does not choose our resorts for any future weddings or stays.”

    Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4761850/katie-price-wedding-hell.html#ixzz2IwdfIynI

    Too funny. KP calling the resort tacky.... :D:D
  • JasonJason Posts: 76,557
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    I love that - offering her a refund on condtion she never returns for "future weddings" :D
  • tsarinatsarina Posts: 529
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    The comment from the Sandals resort has to be the best thing I have read this year!! :D
  • The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    tsarina wrote: »
    The comment from the Sandals resort has to be the best thing I have read this year!! :D



    Absolute bloody genius; think I need a new tena lady:D:eek:

    Proof, if it were needed, that KP is simply now reduced to a laughing stock. Couldn't have happened to a nicer, more talented woman.;)
  • ButterfaceButterface Posts: 2,709
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    tsarina wrote: »
    The comment from the Sandals resort has to be the best thing I have read this year!! :D

    It is absolutely brilliant. Concise, to the point and a massive bitchy backhander right to the face :D
  • lozengerlozenger Posts: 4,881
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    Hysterical comment from Sandals :D- it will probably go right over her head tho...
  • ButterfaceButterface Posts: 2,709
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    Snark E wrote: »
    It is going to be fabulous. In fact the prospect of the soap opera that is about to unfold has provoked me to go from lurker to poster. After TWO YEARS of lurking. I guess I have to accept that I have a problem - I'm hooked on car crash celebrities. The shame!

    Out of morbid curiousity I had a nose back on Kev's Twitter feed this afternoon and was thrilled to discover that he has yet to scour his past of things that will enrage The Pricey. From a glance back to autumn he seems to have reached out to a few paparazzi princesses before striking 9 carat gold with the missus. I also noticed that he had (coincidentally/cleverly) bonded with a couple of KP's 'entourage' before the fairytale romance began.

    I am *dying* to see how long it will take for the bride to crack and enforce the usual rules upon her ambitious groom:
    • Thou shall have no love but me. Neither family, pets nor friends shall trouble thy mind
    • Thou shall not tweet, nor BBM nor update a status without the approval of thy bride
    • Thou shall disavow any history of sexual contact with lady-persons.
    • Henceforth all lady-persons thou hast known shall be shunned and decried as skanks, dogs and losers by thee.

    She will be dying inside with the urge to read every email, DM and text he has ever received. The fact that she hasn't (and the state of his Twitter feed suggests it has yet to occur) is the single thing that convinces me she is yet to be with child. When the pregnancy is secured...

    Kev will begin to pay the price for fame-seeking through The Pricey.

    (Aaand I'm off to get a life now...)

    Brilliant :D though you forgot one other decree :
    * Thou shalt give up thy stripping career completely and also thy plastering career and become like a lap dog to thy bride and only to thy bride, until thy bride states (in a few months) that thou lived "off of her and worked not" and be henceforth cast aside for the next mug.
  • Saltydog1955Saltydog1955 Posts: 4,134
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    She said her wedding snaps showed a beach — “but if you looked the other way there were ugly skyscrapers”.
    The sunbeds were plastic, their wedding tent “looked like it came out of B&Q” and the atmosphere was “more 18-30” than royal.
    Model Katie said: “Sandals, my a*** — it was more like a smelly old flip-flop.”

    Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4761850/katie-price-wedding-hell.html#ixzz2IzBL1d42

    She looked happy enough flopping her norks out and almost flashing her vadge on the plastic sunbeds at the time, and as she must have picked the place herself, it's tough innit?
    Brilliant they told her not to come back for 'any future weddings'!! :D:D
  • SenseiSamSenseiSam Posts: 3,069
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    More cutting remarks from Sandals in the updated DM report:

    "Without an international profile, the resort team were oblivious of Ms Price’s fame and welcomed her with the award-winning service given to all its guests. Once at the resort Ms Price did identify herself to her dedicated Wedding Manager and explained her profile in the UK.'

    They continued: 'The team were thoroughly understanding and accommodating of Ms Price’s request for privacy, offering use of the resort’s private offshore island, Sandals Cay, for her wedding ceremony and the duration of her stay. However, Ms Price declined this offer, and against the Sandals team’s advice opted instead to hold the ceremony on the public beach where she was photographed by paparazzi.'

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2268030/Katie-Price-slams-holiday-resort-Sandals-ruining-dream-wedding.html

    Hmm ... wonder why she'd refuse their kind offer of privacy and let the paps get their shots instead?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,301
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    Ha ha ha well said Sandals she could use the refund for her next wedding !
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,177
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    She went on hols with a stripper & came home with a cold sore on her lip. She blames the hotel.
  • Saltydog1955Saltydog1955 Posts: 4,134
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    Oh dear, she's broken two nails in a 'riding accident'. Shame it wasn't two legs......

    http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/102628/Call-The-Manicurist-Katie-Price-Suffers-Two-Broken-Nails-In-Horse-Riding-Accident
  • somerset foxsomerset fox Posts: 728
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    Perhaps there's a new celeb version of 'don't tell the bride' in the offing featuring KP, although it'd be probably titled 'don't bother asking the groom!'.
  • Jimmy ConnorsJimmy Connors Posts: 117,512
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    Love the Sandals Resort reply.:D I am glad they replied in kind to her 'flipflop' remark.
  • fitnessqueenfitnessqueen Posts: 5,185
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    Absolutely loving the fact that Sandals are not putting up with her bad-mouthing them in the press but are robustly fighting back! Go Sandals :D
  • johartukjohartuk Posts: 11,320
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    SenseiSam wrote: »
    More cutting remarks from Sandals in the updated DM report:

    "Without an international profile, the resort team were oblivious of Ms Price’s fame and welcomed her with the award-winning service given to all its guests. Once at the resort Ms Price did identify herself to her dedicated Wedding Manager and explained her profile in the UK.'

    They continued: 'The team were thoroughly understanding and accommodating of Ms Price’s request for privacy, offering use of the resort’s private offshore island, Sandals Cay, for her wedding ceremony and the duration of her stay. However, Ms Price declined this offer, and against the Sandals team’s advice opted instead to hold the ceremony on the public beach where she was photographed by paparazzi.'

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2268030/Katie-Price-slams-holiday-resort-Sandals-ruining-dream-wedding.html

    Hmm ... wonder why she'd refuse their kind offer of privacy and let the paps get their shots instead?

    Apart from being desperate for publicity, I'd say she probably refused the offer of the island because it would have cost more. She comes across as being tight as a duck's a*rse when it comes to money. Most celebs/wealthy people wanting a beach wedding would be willing to stump up for a venue that meets their standards. KP just pays out as little as she can get away with, then complains when what she gets isn't perfect. Let's face it, these days, with the internet, it isn't difficult to research holiday destinations, especially well-known resorts like Sandals.
  • lozengerlozenger Posts: 4,881
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    SenseiSam wrote: »
    More cutting remarks from Sandals in the updated DM report:

    "Without an international profile, the resort team were oblivious of Ms Price’s fame and welcomed her with the award-winning service given to all its guests. Once at the resort Ms Price did identify herself to her dedicated Wedding Manager and explained her profile in the UK.'

    They continued: 'The team were thoroughly understanding and accommodating of Ms Price’s request for privacy, offering use of the resort’s private offshore island, Sandals Cay, for her wedding ceremony and the duration of her stay. However, Ms Price declined this offer, and against the Sandals team’s advice opted instead to hold the ceremony on the public beach where she was photographed by paparazzi.'

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2268030/Katie-Price-slams-holiday-resort-Sandals-ruining-dream-wedding.html

    Hmm ... wonder why she'd refuse their kind offer of privacy and let the paps get their shots instead?

    Ouch - that is really twisting the knife :D
  • Saltydog1955Saltydog1955 Posts: 4,134
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    Katie reaches 'amicable settlement' with Northern & Shell over 'goodwill' agreement.

    http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/northern-and-shell-amicable-settlement-katie-price-over-claim-breach-goodwill-agreement

    That puts OK! out of the picture as far as the church blessing/showbiz farrago's concerned then. She'll be lucky to get two pages in Reveal/Now/Closer/Take A Break.
  • fitnessqueenfitnessqueen Posts: 5,185
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    Katie reaches 'amicable settlement' with Northern & Shell over 'goodwill' agreement.

    http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/northern-and-shell-amicable-settlement-katie-price-over-claim-breach-goodwill-agreement

    That puts OK! out of the picture as far as the church blessing/showbiz farrago's concerned then. She'll be lucky to get two pages in Reveal/Now/Closer/Take A Break.

    I would imagine she will give the exclusive to the Super Soaraway Sun.....
  • scatcatcathyscatcatcathy Posts: 2,069
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    That was a brilliant response future weddings indeed.:-D New victim looks like a pumped Jack Tweed.
  • Saltydog1955Saltydog1955 Posts: 4,134
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    I would imagine she will give the exclusive to the Super Soaraway Sun.....

    Classy! :D;)
    That was a brilliant response future weddings indeed.:-D New victim looks like a pumped Jack Tweed.

    I thought he reminded me of someone! :D
  • PatchbunclePatchbuncle Posts: 2,392
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    Genius, well done to Sandals press office.

    Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when Pricey was explaining her 'status' in the UK cos looking at the state of her in the Sun photo there's way I'd believe her if she told me she was a famous glamma modul, porn star you'd believe, model not so much.
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