"Hi, I'm Natalie Cassidy. Do you want a body like mine? Well, it's easy.
Firstly; eat lots of pies. Then, using the stupd amounts of money you get from your horrendous presenting skills and awful acting ability, hire a personal trainer, and lose the weight you've gained. Then earn lots of money from the fitness video.
Now comes the important bit. You have to do the whole thing all over again! Don't be lazy - back to the pies, people! We need to get that body nice and chunky again so we can lose the weight once more. Ignore the fact that yo-yo weight is deeply unhealthy, just pig out.
And, then it's time for your second fitness video! Don't worry, there are muppets out there who will still buy this rubbish the second time round, irrespective of the fact that you've shown yourself to have no willpower whatsoever so are hardly someone who should be preaching about weightloss. They'll lap it up, anyway. Cos they're thick. I love the British public, don't you?
And that's my five-step program. Can I have my £14 now?"
:D
"Come on girls, get them cakes down your neck. You need to be ready for my next DVD which I'll sell to you in 18 months time".
I really, really wish Natalie would keep any dieting she does as a private matter and try to get back to acting. I like her so much and I hate to see her making a laughing stock of herself.
Does Natalie even audition for acting work anymore, or does she really want to be some sort of "glamour girl" celeb as all signs point towards? Genuine question.
Does Natalie even audition for acting work anymore, or does she really want to be some sort of "glamour girl" celeb as all signs point towards? Genuine question.
Unfortunately she hasn't got the right kind of looks for the glamour career she seems to crave. Some people just aren't cut out for that sort of thing.
The acting work seems to have fallen off the radar.
I was never a fan but I totally went off her when she was on CBB. She honestly thought she had it in the bag..I was delighted when she was shown the door.
But dont forget,the voting public thought it was a vote to evict not save according to Natalie Cassidy herself;)(or i should say "deluded" Cassidy)
haha that was cracking, I wonder whether she laughs to herself about it now. She just couldn't see that she wasn't that popular:D
No i think she is still "deluded";) along with that disgusting Kirk from that dreadful TOWIE rubbish, he also was as shocked as her when both booted, to me personally it was TV Gold to watch:D
No i think she is still "deluded";) along with that disgusting Kirk from that dreadful TOWIE rubbish, he also was as shocked as her when both booted, to me personally it was TV Gold to watch
Twas great....off topic but how the hell did Kirk Norcross write a book and get to number 4 in the book charts:eek:
Unfortunately she hasn't got the right kind of looks for the glamour career she seems to crave. Some people just aren't cut out for that sort of thing.
The acting work seems to have fallen off the radar.
No prizes for guessing the inevitable outcome:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
And I'm sure we'll get to read all about it in Closer/Reveal/Now/Chavweekly along with photos of her holding her stomach in whilst wearing underwear and heels
And I'm sure we'll get to read all about it in Closer/Reveal/Now/Chavweekly along with photos of her holding her stomach in whilst wearing underwear and heels
Sunday Mirror got it first, "Why I must marry my violent boyfriend?" With photo of the couple and kid.
I wonder what cames first for her, her kid or the media?
Wow, sounds like a brilliant relationship to be bringing children into. :rolleyes: Oh well, one of my celebrity predictions was that Natalie would get pregnant this year so I think I should win a prize for that.
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"Come on girls, get them cakes down your neck. You need to be ready for my next DVD which I'll sell to you in 18 months time".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slvzsbbD_Rg
Yep, nips ahoy.
Unfortunately she hasn't got the right kind of looks for the glamour career she seems to crave. Some people just aren't cut out for that sort of thing.
The acting work seems to have fallen off the radar.
haha that was cracking, I wonder whether she laughs to herself about it now. She just couldn't see that she wasn't that popular:D
No i think she is still "deluded";) along with that disgusting Kirk from that dreadful TOWIE rubbish, he also was as shocked as her when both booted, to me personally it was TV Gold to watch:D
Twas great....off topic but how the hell did Kirk Norcross write a book and get to number 4 in the book charts:eek:
Even worse is that my mum saw him on daytime tv and said what a lovely lad he seems :eek:
Friggin Nora, I hope you put your mum straight and told her he dumped Jodie 'cos she wouldn't put out':D
His rich dad must have bought the bloody lot that is all i can think of:eek::eek:
I told her how vile he was in CBB and her answer was 'that was then, he's grown up a lot now' :eek:
Think she needs to go back to work. This retirement lark has sent her senile
....:D
Menace to society IMO (him not your mum)
too busy with the elf lottery
Oh dear
And I'm sure we'll get to read all about it in Closer/Reveal/Now/Chavweekly along with photos of her holding her stomach in whilst wearing underwear and heels
Bugger....I love prizes.....:rolleyes:
Sunday Mirror got it first, "Why I must marry my violent boyfriend?" With photo of the couple and kid.
I wonder what cames first for her, her kid or the media?
Wow, sounds like a brilliant relationship to be bringing children into. :rolleyes: Oh well, one of my celebrity predictions was that Natalie would get pregnant this year so I think I should win a prize for that.