films that are so bad you cant even believe the exist???

hetty100hetty100 Posts: 4,873
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Troll 2
the leprechaun movies
the room
dungeons and dragons
The animated Titanic
the garbage pale kids


any more?
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  • Fowl FaxFowl Fax Posts: 3,968
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    Rollerball (2002)
    Highlander The Source

    Don't know how I managed to sit through those movies.
  • victor melvictor mel Posts: 4,963
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    x X x
  • dearmrmandearmrman Posts: 21,435
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    Die Hard
    Marvel Films
    Transformers
    Titanic
    Aliens
    Terminator 2

    to name a few, sure there are others.
  • NoFussNoFrillsNoFussNoFrills Posts: 4,642
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    Human centipede
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 9
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    Every soppy pile of crap in which Hugh Grant has featured.
  • Pink KnightPink Knight Posts: 24,773
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    Every soppy pile of crap in which Hugh Grant has featured.

    Lair of the White Worm isn't soppy.
  • treefr0gtreefr0g Posts: 23,596
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    Hobo with a shotgun.
  • rfonzorfonzo Posts: 11,771
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    All the Friday The 13th sequels. I have an old Halliwell's Film Guide and by about the 8th installment of film, a critic said that 'the certificate states you have to be 18 to watch the film. I say you have to be mad.'
  • CLL DodgeCLL Dodge Posts: 115,630
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    Quantum Apocalypse.

    Apparently made for the Syfy Channel. Some joker put it out on Blu Ray in the UK though it looks like it was shot on VHS.
  • sheila bligesheila blige Posts: 8,010
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    Every soppy pile of crap in which Hugh Grant has featured.

    Try watching An Awfully Big Adventure - you'd be surprised - for me its his best performance (and he acted Alan Rickman off the screen).
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,488
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    dearmrman wrote: »
    Die Hard
    Marvel Films
    Transformers
    Titanic
    Aliens
    Terminator 2

    to name a few, sure there are others.

    So anything directed by James Cameron and anything sci-fi and/or action based?

    Surely you can see some merit in all of those films? (except Transformers, I'll give you Transformers) Whatever you think they certainly aren't worst of the worst, against the Geneva convention bad...
  • abarthmanabarthman Posts: 8,501
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    Mouse Hunt
    A Cock and Bull Story
    Day Watch
    Anything with Jean Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal.
    Every martial arts film except Enter the Dragon.
  • JusticarJusticar Posts: 1,620
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    The Room. Surely someone involved in its creation must have realised how terrible it was going to turn out?
  • rfonzorfonzo Posts: 11,771
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    Oh yeah, there was this film called Three with Kelly Brook and Billy Zane. It was the most awful acting ever.
  • be more pacificbe more pacific Posts: 19,061
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    Films made "for legal reasons" are usually pretty awful. A bunch of talentless hacks putting out something made with the bare minimum of effort, just to stop their rights to the property expiring. Examples include:
    Creepshow 3
    Day of the Dead 2: Contagium
    Hellraiser: Revelations
  • Trsvis_BickleTrsvis_Bickle Posts: 9,202
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    dearmrman wrote: »
    Die Hard
    Marvel Films
    Transformers
    Titanic
    Aliens
    Terminator 2

    to name a few, sure there are others.

    Oh come on. Die Hard is one of the best action films ever made. It makes no sense whatsoever to name the original and none of the sequels, which just got worse as they went on. Similarly Aliens is about as far away from a terrible film as you can get. Poor effort.
  • jenziejenzie Posts: 20,821
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    dearmrman wrote: »
    Die Hard
    Marvel Films
    Transformers
    Titanic
    Aliens
    Terminator 2

    to name a few, sure there are others.

    you should be thrown off the top of a sykscraper
    impregnated by aliens
    then frozen in liquid hydrogen

    for even DARING to mention three of the greatest action movies ever made!!!
    :p
  • dearmrmandearmrman Posts: 21,435
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    So anything directed by James Cameron and anything sci-fi and/or action based?

    Surely you can see some merit in all of those films? (except Transformers, I'll give you Transformers) Whatever you think they certainly aren't worst of the worst, against the Geneva convention bad...
    Oh come on. Die Hard is one of the best action films ever made. It makes no sense whatsoever to name the original and none of the sequels, which just got worse as they went on. Similarly Aliens is about as far away from a terrible film as you can get. Poor effort.
    jenzie wrote: »
    you should be thrown off the top of a sykscraper
    impregnated by aliens
    then frozen in liquid hydrogen

    for even DARING to mention three of the greatest action movies ever made!!!
    :p

    No was just messing, especially with Die Hard, Aliens & Terminator 2. Not sure about Titanic, Transformers (all) & certain Marvel Films though.
  • TakaeTakae Posts: 13,555
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    Alone in the Dark (2005)
    The Driller Killer
    Alone in the Dark
    The Children (almost 'so bad that it's good')
    Alone in the Dark
    Robo Geisha (stylish, but bloody incoherent)
    Alone in the Dark
    The Spirit
    Alone in the Dark
    Blade 3 (I still refuse to acknowledge it as part of the Blade series)
    Alone in the Dark
    Fat Slags
    Have I already mentioned Alone in the Dark?
  • grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,685
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    abarthman wrote: »
    Mouse Hunt
    A Cock and Bull Story
    Day Watch
    Anything with Jean Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal.
    Every martial arts film except Enter the Dragon.

    Oh come on, EVERY martial arts film, really? :eek:
  • abarthmanabarthman Posts: 8,501
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    grimtales1 wrote: »
    Oh come on, EVERY martial arts film, really? :eek:
    Can you name me three that even come close to being tolerable?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,889
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    abarthman wrote: »
    Can you name me three that even come close to being tolerable?

    crouching tiger hidden dragon
    karate kid(original)
    best of the best
  • LMLM Posts: 63,331
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    Drag me to hell
  • abarthmanabarthman Posts: 8,501
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    grps3 wrote: »
    crouching tiger hidden dragon
    karate kid(original)
    best of the best
    We clearly have very different ideas on what constitutes a tolerable film.

    I had to switch Crouching Tiger off because the flying scenes were just so ridiculous. Karate Kid is a kids film. I suspect that you are just taking the Micky with Best of the Best.
  • Ted CTed C Posts: 11,730
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    abarthman wrote: »
    We clearly have very different ideas on what constitutes a tolerable film.

    I had to switch Crouching Tiger off because the flying scenes were just so ridiculous. Karate Kid is a kids film. I suspect that you are just taking the Micky with Best of the Best.


    These are some of the most ridiculous comments I have ever read...you cannot think of even one other martial arts movie that are NOT so bad you wonder why they were made? Effectively you are stating that the whole martial arts genre consists of one tolerable movie.

    What of Bruce Lee's earlier movies, Big Boss, Fist Of Fury, Way Of The Dragon? Dated now for sure, but hugely influential and paved the way for other movies including Enter The Dragon.

    What of Jackie Chan's earlier movies? What of Donnie Yen's movies (Ip Man for starters), and Tony Jaa?

    And regarding Crouching Tigers flying scenes, frankly if you find flying scenes in a martial arts movie ridiculous you really don't understand the genre at all...go look up A Touch Of Zen.

    Karate Kid a kids film? Seriously? I suppose you also think Stand By Me is a kids film as well...if they are about kids and have kids in them they are kids films...right...
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