The Red Queen screamed "Orf wiv their 'eds " !
The Black Knight said 'Queenie's on one go get her meds
She's bad,give her double
Even if it makes her grow stubble
At least then we'll all get to our beds
My bed has seen better days
It used to stage some very good plays
Midsummer Night's Dream
Was the best I've yet seen
Not been as good since our hair greys
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My bed has seen better days
I usually leave mine in a haze
It's all full of lumps
And uncomfortable bumps
Not a place to wallow and laze.
Lazing on a sunny afternoon
Eating lots of ice-cream with a spoon
Watching clouds drifting by
Getting plopped in the eye
By a lost pigeon that's landed on the Moon.
One man's junk is another man's treasure
Especially if it gives him lots of pleasure
But sometimes he'll find
A one-of-a-kind
Like a woman he can play with at leisure.
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The Black Knight said 'Queenie's on one go get her meds
She's bad,give her double
Even if it makes her grow stubble
At least then we'll all get to our beds
It used to stage some very good plays
I usually leave mine in a haze
It used to stage some very good plays
Midsummer Night's Dream
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My bed has seen better days
I usually leave mine in a haze
It's all full of lumps
It used to stage some very good plays
Midsummer Night's Dream
Was the best I've yet seen
=================================
My bed has seen better days
I usually leave mine in a haze
It's all full of lumps
And uncomfortable bumps
It used to stage some very good plays
Midsummer Night's Dream
Was the best I've yet seen
Not been as good since our hair greys
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My bed has seen better days
I usually leave mine in a haze
It's all full of lumps
And uncomfortable bumps
Not a place to wallow and laze.
Eating lots of ice-cream with a spoon
Eating lots of ice-cream with a spoon
Watching clouds drifting by
Eating lots of ice-cream with a spoon
Watching clouds drifting by
Getting plopped in the eye
Eating lots of ice-cream with a spoon
Watching clouds drifting by
Getting plopped in the eye
By a lost pigeon that's landed on the Moon.
When his underpants were shrunk
When his underpants were shrunk
He got a bit tight
When his underpants were shrunk
He got a bit tight
And felt a bit light
When his underpants were shrunk
He got a bit tight
And felt a bit light
So got a new pair out the trunk
When his underpants were shrunk
He got a bit tight
And felt a bit light
As he emptied out all of his junk.
Especially if it gives him lots of pleasure
Especially if it gives him lots of pleasure
But sometimes he'll find
Especially if it gives him lots of pleasure
But sometimes he'll find
A one-of-a-kind
Especially if it gives him lots of pleasure
But sometimes he'll find
A one-of-a-kind
Like a woman he can play with at leisure.
This book said the irony's Socratic