Micropenis

Biffo the BearBiffo the Bear Posts: 25,859
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Serious thread - I used to think I had a micropenis when I was a teenager after watching too much porn. However, I was reassured quite early on that my 6 and a half inches was distinctly normal and nothing to be worried about.

I wonder if any DS 'members' have got a proper micropenis, and how do you live with it? Does it affect your love life or not?

Or do any of the ladies have a partner with a micropenis, but have learned to live with it?

I recall seeing a documentary on BBC years ago about a man who had one, and he'd never had a relationship in his life, which must've been awful. I wonder how many men out there think that they might have a micropenis, but it's just them being insecure about their size?
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  • edExedEx Posts: 13,460
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    It's been so long since mine was in use it could have shrunk to the size of a pimple and I'd never notice :(
  • alanr74alanr74 Posts: 4,684
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    The average male, when asked about penis size, adds on about 2 inches.

    Fact of the day.
  • rosco2010rosco2010 Posts: 7,501
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    So are you 6 and a half inches whilst flaccid or erect?
  • edExedEx Posts: 13,460
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    alanr74 wrote: »
    The average male, when asked about penis size, adds on about 2 inches.

    Fact of the day.
    Quick Biffo, edit your post to say 9!!! :D
  • Biffo the BearBiffo the Bear Posts: 25,859
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    alanr74 wrote: »
    The average male, when asked about penis size, adds on about 2 inches.

    Fact of the day.
    rosco2010 wrote: »
    So are you 6 and a half inches whilst flaccid or erect?

    Erect - I measured it with a steel ruler (carefully) when I was 18 or so, because I was so paranoid that it was too small and was thinking about going to the doctor.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 21,093
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    Are you Adrian Mole?
  • solarflaresolarflare Posts: 22,297
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    Could be worse, could be a nanopenis.
  • alanr74alanr74 Posts: 4,684
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    solarflare wrote: »
    Could be worse, could be a nanopenis.

    picopenis
  • edExedEx Posts: 13,460
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    solarflare wrote: »
    Could be worse, could be a nanopenis.

    . <--- nanopenis

    Ooh, I'm posting pr0n on DS :D
  • TomGrantTomGrant Posts: 4,251
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    Erect - I measured it with a steel ruler (carefully) when I was 18 or so, because I was so paranoid that it was too small and was thinking about going to the doctor.

    Grower not a shower, eh? :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 641
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    solarflare wrote: »
    Could be worse, could be a nanopenis.

    or No Penis!!

    :| lol.
  • solarflaresolarflare Posts: 22,297
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    alanr74 wrote: »
    picopenis

    This is where I try to remember if femto- is smaller than pico-

    Nope, can't remember, cba to google.
  • alanr74alanr74 Posts: 4,684
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    solarflare wrote: »
    This is where I try to remember if femto- is smaller than pico-

    Nope, can't remember.

    me neither, but I dont want to be biffo right now :D
  • Biffo the BearBiffo the Bear Posts: 25,859
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    TomGrant wrote: »
    Grower not a shower, eh? :D

    Oh totally - it has been nicknamed 'the magic wand' in the past :p
  • goldieloxgoldielox Posts: 8,425
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    I'd like to say size doesn't matter...but I'd be lying.
  • MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    Oh totally - it has been nicknamed 'the magic wand' in the past :p

    It disappears entirely for a party trick?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 641
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    goldielox wrote: »
    I'd like to say size doesn't matter...but I'd be lying.

    Sadly in Male worlds and even Female worlds, as you say, size is everything! :p
  • TomGrantTomGrant Posts: 4,251
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    MAW wrote: »
    It disappears entirely for a party trick?

    Or its two different colours? ;):D
  • Biffo the BearBiffo the Bear Posts: 25,859
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    MAW wrote: »
    It disappears entirely for a party trick?

    No, a lady plays with it and all manner of magical things start to happen :)
  • OrbSpinnerOrbSpinner Posts: 301
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    Serious thread - I used to think I had a micropenis when I was a teenager after watching too much porn. However, I was reassured quite early on that my 6 and a half inches was distinctly normal and nothing to be worried about.

    I wonder if any DS 'members' have got a proper micropenis, and how do you live with it? Does it affect your love life or not?

    Or do any of the ladies have a partner with a micropenis, but have learned to live with it?

    I recall seeing a documentary on BBC years ago about a man who had one, and he'd never had a relationship in his life, which must've been awful. I wonder how many men out there think that they might have a micropenis, but it's just them being insecure about their size?

    Why apologize? If people bare the weight of your inadequacy it's their problem, not yours
  • Butcher BillButcher Bill Posts: 2,408
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    I'm guessing old Biffo has less meat in his pants than Paul McCartney has in his fridge.
  • culturemancultureman Posts: 11,700
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    Serious thread - I used to think I had a micropenis when I was a teenager after watching too much porn. However, I was reassured quite early on that my 6 and a half inches was distinctly normal and nothing to be worried about.

    I wonder if any DS 'members' have got a proper micropenis, and how do you live with it? Does it affect your love life or not?

    Or do any of the ladies have a partner with a micropenis, but have learned to live with it?

    I recall seeing a documentary on BBC years ago about a man who had one, and he'd never had a relationship in his life, which must've been awful. I wonder how many men out there think that they might have a micropenis, but it's just them being insecure about their size?

    I don't for one second believe you thought your "six and a half inches":rolleyes: constituted a micropenis.

    It's like yesterdays post where a 30 something claimed to be :mad: at being thought a milf by her son's schoolfriends.
  • edExedEx Posts: 13,460
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    Oh totally - it has been nicknamed 'the magic wand' in the past :p
    You mean Matthew Corbett puts on a furry glove when he wants to bang it on a table?
  • alanr74alanr74 Posts: 4,684
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    cultureman wrote: »
    I don't for one second believe you thought your "six and a half inches":rolleyes: constituted a micropenis.

    It's like yesterdays post where a 30 something claimed to be :mad: at being called a milf by her son's schoolfriends.

    yeah, but was she?
  • MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    No, a lady plays with it and all manner of magical things start to happen :)

    You heard about the trucker and the hitch hiker? She said, 'Of course I'm a witch, I'll just wave your magic wand and you'll turn into a lay by.'
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