Wish I Was A Kardashian

RihannaRoyaltyRihannaRoyalty Posts: 282
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I'm 17 and I'm so jealous of their life I watch their show every week and follow all of them on twitter/Instagram . And I plan on having a gay marriage with rob kardashian so I can have that last name and be on the show then me and rob will have a spin off show about us adopting .
I'm I sad ?lol I just want to be a kardashian :(
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  • Sara WebbSara Webb Posts: 7,885
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    :eek:

    If I were you, I'd be very glad I wasn't one of those creatures.
  • Victoria SpongeVictoria Sponge Posts: 16,645
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    Well I'd love to look like Kim K (but not her figure, and before she had fillers and stuff done to her face), and her wealth, but one can't have everything in life!
  • JJ75JJ75 Posts: 1,954
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    I'm 17 and I'm so jealous of their life I watch their show every week and follow all of them on twitter/Instagram . And I plan on having a gay marriage with rob kardashian so I can have that last name and be on the show then me and rob will have a spin off show about us adopting .
    I'm I sad ?lol I just want to be a kardashian :(

    Yes, you are sad..... very sad indeed :D

    Soooo trashy!
  • Hollie_LouiseHollie_Louise Posts: 39,759
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    I wouldn't like to be a Kardashian, I wouldn't mind their lifestyle, but I don't think I could put up with Kris Jenner for that long
  • RihannaRoyaltyRihannaRoyalty Posts: 282
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    I wouldn't like to be a Kardashian, I wouldn't mind their lifestyle, but I don't think I could put up with Kris Jenner for that long

    Kris jenner would throw the best birthday parties and having your mum as a manager would be sweet
  • andy1231andy1231 Posts: 5,100
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    Would someone advise this poster to get a grip on reality. Who in their right mind would want to be part of that awfull family.
  • RihannaRoyaltyRihannaRoyalty Posts: 282
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    I would honestly sell my soul to be in the kardashian clan :/
  • Agent KrycekAgent Krycek Posts: 39,269
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    I would honestly sell my soul to be in the kardashian clan :/

    Just as well, because that's exactly what you'd have to do
  • RihannaRoyaltyRihannaRoyalty Posts: 282
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    Does anyone know how I could get in contact with Kris Jenner my future mother in law?
  • dee123dee123 Posts: 46,195
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    LOL. This mess of a thread. Unless you're doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people :D
  • RihannaRoyaltyRihannaRoyalty Posts: 282
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    dee123 wrote: »
    LOL. This mess of a thread. Unless you're doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people :D

    I just want to be a kardashian I'm not asking how to make a nuclear bomb
  • andy1231andy1231 Posts: 5,100
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    I would like to be a Timelord but that aint going to happen either. Would a moderator please close this thread - it's obviously a wind up.
  • Val_BeamVal_Beam Posts: 3,810
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    I would honestly sell my soul to be in the kardashian clan :/
    You'd be in good company then,because they've all sold there's,drop them a line and see if you can join the clan:D
  • RihannaRoyaltyRihannaRoyalty Posts: 282
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    Val_Beam wrote: »
    You'd be in good company then,because they've all sold there's,drop them a line and see if you can join the clan:D

    Their all actually nice people I don't understand the hate for them?
  • spookyLXspookyLX Posts: 11,730
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    :eek::eek::eek::eek:

    no you don't they are one screwed up family
  • RihannaRoyaltyRihannaRoyalty Posts: 282
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    spookyLX wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek::eek:

    no you don't they are one screwed up family

    Their all close and spend alot of time together
  • ShrikeShrike Posts: 16,590
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    Their all close and spend alot of time together

    One day its going to come out that they are all actors and not related at all;)
  • The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    Does anyone know how I could get in contact with Kris Jenner my future mother in law?



    If alleged rumours are to be believed; become a brewer:D
  • dee123dee123 Posts: 46,195
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    Their all close and spend alot of time together

    That's because it's in their contracts :D
  • i4ui4u Posts: 54,802
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    I'm 17 and I'm so jealous of their life I watch their show every week and follow all of them on twitter/Instagram . And I plan on having a gay marriage with rob kardashian so I can have that last name and be on the show then me and rob will have a spin off show about us adopting .
    I'm I sad ?lol I just want to be a kardashian :(

    Would a sex change help?
  • mvlocamvloca Posts: 955
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    Wouldn't you rather be an admired and respected member of society?
  • RihannaRoyaltyRihannaRoyalty Posts: 282
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    i4u wrote: »
    Would a sex change help?

    When me and Rob get married live on E! I will announce I'm a man then they will stop filming and the screen will say "to be continued" then on the second part ill say I was joking but this will make sure my wedding gets maximum ratings
  • BeethovensPianoBeethovensPiano Posts: 11,689
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    Do you have a boyfriend and a video camera?
  • mimicolemimicole Posts: 50,913
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    I love digital spy :p
    Do you have a boyfriend and a video camera?

    It's the only talent that Kim K has, lets face it...
  • MaksonMakson Posts: 30,447
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    Sorry but Rob is already committed to me....you can have Bruce
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