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Danny Cipriani hit by bus after bar crawl

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2314520/Kelly-Brooks-boyfriend-Danny-Cipriani-hospitalised-hit-double-decker-bus.html

Prime catch there Kelly - he sounds like a mature keeper. Maybe Pwicey would have been a better match after all
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    Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2314520/Kelly-Brooks-boyfriend-Danny-Cipriani-hospitalised-hit-double-decker-bus.html

    Prime catch there Kelly - he sounds like a mature keeper. Maybe Pwicey would have been a better match after all

    She'll be thrilled - she's probably stocked up on an entire new range of outfits for her "Kelly-Brook-looks-concerned-after-visiting-her-dopey-boyfriend" pap shots.
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    She'll be thrilled - she's probably stocked up on an entire new range of outfits for her "Kelly-Brook-looks-concerned-after-visiting-her-dopey-boyfriend" pap shots.

    Harsh but almost certainly true :D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 813
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    What a prat, I hope he is okay!
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    lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2314520/Kelly-Brooks-boyfriend-Danny-Cipriani-hospitalised-hit-double-decker-bus.html

    Prime catch there Kelly - he sounds like a mature keeper. Maybe Pwicey would have been a better match after all

    Am I alone in not finding that guy even vaguely attractive? There's something kind of vacant about him... a lights on no one in situation... ?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 813
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    Am I alone in not finding that guy even vaguely attractive? There's something kind of vacant about him.

    I agree, the lights are on but no body is home. Though Kelly Brook is certainly not famous for her sparkling wit and conversation, so they are probably well suited.
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    Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    Am I alone in not finding that guy even vaguely attractive? There's something kind of vacant about him.

    No.
    It reminds me of the quote from Peter Crouch when he was asked what he would have been if he hadn't been a footballer - "a virgin".:D
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    Am I alone in not finding that guy even vaguely attractive? There's something kind of vacant about him... a lights on no one in situation... ?

    Definitely does nothing for me and definitely a trade down from Jason Statham imo
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,888
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    Am I alone in not finding that guy even vaguely attractive? There's something kind of vacant about him... a lights on no one in situation... ?

    He's a generic looking guy that the glamour model wagabees think are "so fittt". Meh. He's boring in my opinion.
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    lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    No.
    It reminds me of the quote from Peter Crouch when he was asked what he would have been if he hadn't been a footballer - "a virgin".:D

    Ah but at least that shows a dry sense of humour! :D

    Cipriani looks like if you asked him that question, his forehead would scrunch up with the effort of having to think about it and then, an hour or so later, would say 'uh..how do you mean... I don't understand the question...'
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    Ah but at least that shows a dry sense of humour! :D

    Cipriani looks like if you asked him that question, his forehead would scrunch up with the effort of having to think about it and then, an hour or so later, would say 'uh..how do you mean... I don't understand the question...'

    Perfect for Mr Pwice number 4 then? :D
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    lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    Am I alone in not finding that guy even vaguely attractive? There's something kind of vacant about him... a lights on no one in situation... ?
    I agree, the lights are on but no body is home. Though Kelly Brook is certainly not famous for her sparkling wit and conversation, so they are probably well suited.

    Haha, looks like we're on the same page, Grace! :D
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    Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    He is vaguely reminiscent of a potato with a spray tan and some light stubble.
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    lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Perfect for Mr Pwice number 4 then? :D

    Funnily, that's exactly who he reminds me of, KieranKev! Same sort of blankness, all effort going into fakebaking and pec building..
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    No.
    It reminds me of the quote from Peter Crouch when he was asked what he would have been if he hadn't been a footballer - "a virgin".:D

    Who knew Peter Crouch was funny :D:D:D
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    Funnily, that's exactly who he reminds me of, KieranKev! Same sort of blankness, all effort going into fakebaking and pec building..

    Agree with both of you in that he is a perfect Pwicey hubby number 4. Far too preening and 'pretty' if that makes sense. I like men with a bit more grit and he looks like he got lost on the way to the sixth form common room. I can easily imagine him and Kelly spending their evenings just looking in the mirror and pouting,
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    Funnily, that's exactly who he reminds me of, KieranKev! Same sort of blankness, all effort going into fakebaking and pec building..

    Lifesize Ken doll seems to be her thing.
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    intoxicationintoxication Posts: 7,059
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    LOL at one of the comments:
    Good headlines DM. I didn't realise that double decker buses went on pub crawls.
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    Laptop LilLaptop Lil Posts: 2,050
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    Katie Price was probably the driver :)
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    allaboardallaboard Posts: 1,940
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    Pah! What a div! I did the Otley Run several times during my student days, one three legged, and never got run over!
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    Laptop Lil wrote: »
    Katie Price was probably the driver :)

    Was the bus cerise and covered in bling? :D
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    Beautiful_HarvBeautiful_Harv Posts: 9,144
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Definitely does nothing for me and definitely a trade down from Jason Statham imo

    Jason Statham certainly traded up too imo
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    Daisy BennybootsDaisy Bennyboots Posts: 18,375
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    Goaty wrote: »

    Any excuse for multiple selfies, Kelly :o:rolleyes:

    Good luck trying to get a rugby bloke to 'think again' about going on pub crawl. I give this relationship 6 months.
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    GulftasticGulftastic Posts: 127,423
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    That what she gets for dating Rugby Union players.

    Go with League, Kelly, you know it makes sense.
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