oh my...trying to corner another market for male single parents, maybe his ex might have done one for the female single parents:D is there nothing he and his PR wont come up with to keep churning out dross articles?
What next? Pete's cookery school with his good friend Gino? :yawn:
I am surprised he hasn't brought out a diet book along with a fitness video - with Claires boyfriend/security guard/driver etc etc
Pete does seem to like cooking Italian food, i've read a few articles where he says it's his cuisine of choice when he entertains. What have you gone and done, suggesting a plausible idea for yet another tv show for him
He said: "I was so proud of her. She looked great in her gown, and you have to be pretty hot to pull off that look, don't you? I also bought her a present and an 'I'm proud of you' card. I've learned from doing Bad Boyfriend Club that girls love cards!"
He said: "I was so proud of her.She looked great in her gown, and you have to be pretty hot to pull off that look, don't you?I also bought her a present and an 'I'm proud of you' card. I've learned from doing Bad Boyfriend Club that girls love cards!"
No you don't Peter, you shallow tw*t - the graduation gown is not a 'look' you pull off - it's nothing to do at all with appearance - it's what it signifies. How offensive to all women graduates. It's an arena where we should never be objectified.
No you don't Peter, you shallow tw*t - the graduation gown is not a 'look' you pull off - it's nothing to do at all with appearance - it's what it signifies. How offensive to all women graduates.
:rolleyes:
I'm surprised the DM hasn't got 500 pictures of the blessed St Emily "rocking the look" after she's "poured her curves" into her graduation gown.:rolleyes:
No you don't Peter, you shallow tw*t - the graduation gown is not a 'look' you pull off - it's nothing to do at all with appearance - it's what it signifies. How offensive to all women graduates.
What a tw*t.
"I also bought her a present and an 'I'm proud of you' card. I've learned from doing Bad Boyfriend Club that girls love cards!"
^^ Difficult to believe he's a 40yr old man. He sounds like he's Junior's age.
''I'm thinking that I might bring out a fitness DVD called Fitness At 40. I've been asked to do workout DVDs in the past, and never done it, but I love this idea. I'd be able to incorporate all the stuff I've learned over the years to keep me in shape. Watch this space!''
Does anyone else agree that Junior is turning into a right precocious little so-and-so...:cool:
That kid gets too much attention - Katie said he was acting up at school which was why she wanted the two youngest pulled from her series, she was right...:mad:
He should do a massage video, all these years his lackeys have been massaging his ego he no doubt will be a master at it. Preferably with no "happy endings" included.
He said: "I was so proud of her. She looked great in her gown, and you have to be pretty hot to pull off that look, don't you? I also bought her a present and an 'I'm proud of you' card. I've learned from doing Bad Boyfriend Club that girls love cards!"
Was the present a Bayliss and Harding giftset from Boots? Girls:rolleyes: love glittery bubble bath and handlotion!
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And what exactly is "greekenglian" anyway?
From the mind that brought us "Insania"...:rolleyes:
Barbequed Bangers and Moussaka?
Should it not be Austgreekglian?
Chuck another sausage roll on the kebab?
Pete does seem to like cooking Italian food, i've read a few articles where he says it's his cuisine of choice when he entertains. What have you gone and done, suggesting a plausible idea for yet another tv show for him
Souvlaki, chips and a tin of Fosters - best of all worlds
As long as he doesn't bring out the karaoke...
or the alka seltzer.:eek:
Pass the bucket guys.:(
http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/the-juice/peter-andre-says-emily-macdonagh-relationship-heading-direction-120341221.html
He said: "I was so proud of her. She looked great in her gown, and you have to be pretty hot to pull off that look, don't you? I also bought her a present and an 'I'm proud of you' card. I've learned from doing Bad Boyfriend Club that girls love cards!"
No you don't Peter, you shallow tw*t - the graduation gown is not a 'look' you pull off - it's nothing to do at all with appearance - it's what it signifies. How offensive to all women graduates. It's an arena where we should never be objectified.
:rolleyes:
I'm surprised the DM hasn't got 500 pictures of the blessed St Emily "rocking the look" after she's "poured her curves" into her graduation gown.:rolleyes:
What a tw*t.
"I also bought her a present and an 'I'm proud of you' card. I've learned from doing Bad Boyfriend Club that girls love cards!"
^^ Difficult to believe he's a 40yr old man. He sounds like he's Junior's age.
Shame he didn't learn that WOMEN generally don't love whiny,shiny,self-obsessed,passive-aggressive man-babies isn't it?
Why it's sounds like he NEVER did cards before? ****!
But they're all slim volumes!
http://www.contactmusic.com/news/peter-andre-wants-to-swim-with-sharks_3483829
I am imagining Momma's face right now
That kid gets too much attention - Katie said he was acting up at school which was why she wanted the two youngest pulled from her series, she was right...:mad:
In keeping with IACGMOOH to which he owes so much, Kangaroo penis kebab with alka seltzer foam.
I have managed to put myself off my own lunch- clever:D
She'll be clearing a space on her Pezza shelf in preparation.
Maybe he and Emily should do one together, Pete prancing about in his pants while Emily (in a white coat) explains the physical benefits...
And puppies and kittens and rainbows!!