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codebluecodeblue Posts: 14,072
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Doesn't he realise that a pair of jeans 3 leg lengths too big does absolutely nothing to hide his heels and lifts inside his boots?

It just looks quite ridiculous. EVERY picture he has taken has him stationary in this jeans round ankles pose.

If he wants to wear heels, just wear them!

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    Syntax ErrorSyntax Error Posts: 27,803
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    When I saw lifts in the title, I thought it was going to be about his moobs.:eek:

    It's a shame that Simon is so vain; then again, he can afford to be.
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    lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    It's got to be really frustrating for him that he can buy anything other than height. :D
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    welshfoxywelshfoxy Posts: 6,985
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    Maybe he doesn't care what you think?
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    codebluecodeblue Posts: 14,072
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    welshfoxy wrote: »
    Maybe he doesn't care what you think?

    He clearly cares, thats why he goes to such ridiculous lengths to try and hide it.

    Its more obvious than a wig!
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    Steven OliverSteven Oliver Posts: 2,185
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    When I first saw the thread title I thought he'd had lifts installed in his house. :D
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    welshfoxywelshfoxy Posts: 6,985
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    codeblue wrote: »
    He clearly cares, thats why he goes to such ridiculous lengths to try and hide it.

    Its more obvious than a wig!

    Anyone who follows his 'style' knows he wears heels. And all sorts else, especially with that face :p

    This is the guy who wore trousers up to his neck on Pop Idol. I really don't think he actually gives two shits.
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    kezokezo Posts: 11,086
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    and there I thought he looking stunning in HD :eek::eek: (being sarcastic here) :D
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    lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    welshfoxy wrote: »
    Maybe he doesn't care what you think?

    I don't think he does in the least - it's not as if it's stood in the way of his phenomenal success - but he plainly would still like to be taller.

    It's his Achilles (high)heel. ;)
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    Kayleigh2010Kayleigh2010 Posts: 1,242
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    Steven Oliver wrote: »
    When I first saw the thread title I thought he'd had lifts installed in his house. :D

    hahaha me 2
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    potatolegspotatolegs Posts: 5,099
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    I thought it was about his face lifts...
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    Nesta RobbinsNesta Robbins Posts: 30,830
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    Kayleigh2010 wrote: »
    hahaha me 2

    I was thinking I was on the Dancing on Ice thread! Then thought ...wait, he's not in it! :D
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    C14EC14E Posts: 32,165
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    I think he obviously wants a bit extra height or else he wouldn't wear the heels. At the same time, he has obviously heard all the comments about the heels and doesn't care about it. By most accounts it seems he has been badly dressed all his life and it doesn't seem to have held him back. If anything his monochrome "style" plays into the whole villainous TV persona.
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    wilehelmaswilehelmas Posts: 3,610
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    Syntax Error wrote: »
    When I saw lifts in the title, I thought it was going to be about his moobs.:eek:

    It's a shame that Simon is so vain; then again, he can afford to be.

    To be fair, I only opened this thread BECAUSE I misguidedly believed it was about his Majesty's moobs. If one cannot have a cackle at his moobs and (also) his parade of faux cover girls trying to smooth his brow on their, what., tenth holiday in a year? then what's the point?
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    codebluecodeblue Posts: 14,072
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    More lifts in todays press pics for BGT

    oh dear
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    Becky SharpeBecky Sharpe Posts: 669
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    It's his Achilles (high)heel. ;)

    Ka-boom, tish :D
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    tynka belltynka bell Posts: 427
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    How tall is he then? Titchy like Tom Cruise?
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    Gill PGill P Posts: 21,591
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    Syntax Error wrote: »
    When I saw lifts in the title, I thought it was going to be about his moobs.:eek:

    It's a shame that Simon is so vain; then again, he can afford to be.

    I thought it was about his face!
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    codebluecodeblue Posts: 14,072
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    tynka bell wrote: »
    How tall is he then? Titchy like Tom Cruise?

    5ft9, but i believe he wears 4" lifts. So around 5ft5" would be my estimation.

    Tom cruise is a shade taller.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,275
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    When I first saw the thread title I thought he was giving out free rides in his Limo.
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    codebluecodeblue Posts: 14,072
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    now revealed he uses a booster cushion too!
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    Saltydog1955Saltydog1955 Posts: 4,134
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    codeblue wrote: »
    now revealed he uses a booster cushion too!

    a spokesperson for Simon told MailOnline: 'He is using a cushion for comfort.'

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2271073/Britains-Got-Talent-2013-Simon-Cowells-secret-booster-seat-revealed.html

    In that case perhaps he needs a cushion because his Farmer Giles are giving him merry hell? :D
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    codebluecodeblue Posts: 14,072
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    from his shoes in todays press, he is wearing 4" heels!
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