I like Michelle, am utterly baffled that she's with - and in love with!!! - such a galloping moron. Was hoping watching him 'showcase his talents' on Strictly might have brought her to her senses.
How can she actually want to marry someone so vain and so devoid of charm and personality?
I like Michelle, am utterly baffled that she's with - and in love with!!! - such a galloping moron. Was hoping watching him 'showcase his talents' on Strictly might have brought her to her senses.
How can she actually want to marry someone so vain and so devoid of charm and personality?
I dunno either.. ..........I sat for hours trying to fathom it out but can`t.......:D
I dunno either.. ..........I sat for hours trying to fathom it out but can`t.......:D
It's absolutely mystifying. Maybe all the fakebake she's taken to wearing since she's been with him has penetrated her brain and is clogging up the discerning parts, rendering her incapable of making objective judgements?
Did anyone see Keith Lemon do an impression of Mark Wright's very strange smile on CJ? It was perfect though I've got to say, much as I was laughing, a part of me was thinking, how can MK watch that & not feel embarrassed that she's marrying a twit like MW.
It's absolutely mystifying. Maybe all the fakebake she's taken to wearing since she's been with him has penetrated her brain and is clogging up the discerning parts, rendering her incapable of making objective judgements?
It's the only explanation.
I reckon you is on to summat there. Her discerning capabilities have been totally disabled by the fakebake stuff , rendering her helpless to his allurements As you say...bliddy completely mystifying and no mistake:D
You do realize he`d be mortified if he read this thread:D:D
I'm as bemused as the rest of you as to what she sees in him but I work with some intelligent, educated, beautiful, bright, sparky women who think he's Gods gift to women and would drop their pants in a heartbeat if he looked in their direction.
Maybe I'm getting old but he's as appealing as herpes imo
I'm as bemused as the rest of you as to what she sees in him but I work with some intelligent, educated, beautiful, bright, sparky women who think he's Gods gift to women and would drop their pants in a heartbeat if he looked in their direction.
Maybe I'm getting old but he's as appealing as herpes imo
I'm as bemused as the rest of you as to what she sees in him but I work with some intelligent, educated, beautiful, bright, sparky women who think he's Gods gift to women and would drop their pants in a heartbeat if he looked in their direction.
Maybe I'm getting old but he's as appealing as herpes imo
Yeah but at least herpes goes away now and again.
Imagine being stuck with that dullard forever?
I've never watched TOWIE, so my sole experience of him is on Strictly.
And ye gods he's dull.
He seems to have the personality and charisma of a used tissue.
Bleurrrghhh.
Yeah but at least herpes goes away now and again.
Imagine being stuck with that dullard forever?
I've never watched TOWIE, so my sole experience of him is on Strictly.
And ye gods he's dull.
He seems to have the personality and charisma of a used tissue.
Bleurrrghhh.
And ever wonder why his shows are flop, and not good at presenter too...?
And ever wonder why his shows are flop, and not good at presenter too...?
From what I've seen, they would have been better off hiring a plank of wood with a face drawn on it.
I don't watch Coronation Street so I've got no idea what his fiancee is like, but surely she could have done better than him?
I'm not even a fan of Michelle Keegan but she's way too good for him. When he was on TOWIE he displayed an unpleasant attitude towards females. It seems his ex has hooked up with Gethin Jones. Don't know how they do it !
I like Michelle, am utterly baffled that she's with - and in love with!!! - such a galloping moron. Was hoping watching him 'showcase his talents' on Strictly might have brought her to her senses.
How can she actually want to marry someone so vain and so devoid of charm and personality?
Maybe she's attracted to the celebrity circuit.
A bit like the former 'actress' Flanagan who now is a fully paid member of Wags inc.
I mean, he's punching well below his weight with Michelle. Maybe he has a sparkling personality or Mensa membership that he's keeping under wraps.
I like Michelle, am utterly baffled that she's with - and in love with!!! - such a galloping moron. Was hoping watching him 'showcase his talents' on Strictly might have brought her to her senses.
How can she actually want to marry someone so vain and so devoid of charm and personality?
I ask myself the exact same thing every time I see his grinning, inane, moronic face.
A bit like the former 'actress' Flanagan who now is a fully paid member of Wags inc.
I mean, he's punching well below his weight with Michelle. Maybe he has a sparkling personality or Mensa membership that he's keeping under wraps.
It's really strange.
Above, surely?
If he's hiding his light under a bushel then he's an Oscar-worthy actor. I've never watched TOWIE and can only go on him on IAC and Strictly and he just comes across as so vapid and infantile and charmless.
I never saw him on TOWIE, so first time I saw him was on I'm a Celeb, and he was pleasant which surprised me, not vacuous at all. And I see nothing different on Strictly. Don't get me wrong, blandest couple around at the moment, but there is nothing horrible about him.
I'm as bemused as the rest of you as to what she sees in him but I work with some intelligent, educated, beautiful, bright, sparky women who think he's Gods gift to women and would drop their pants in a heartbeat if he looked in their direction.
Maybe I'm getting old but he's as appealing as herpes imo
Point out he looks like a young Roy Cropper - that should cure them
Did anyone see Keith Lemon do an impression of Mark Wright's very strange smile on CJ? It was perfect though I've got to say, much as I was laughing, a part of me was thinking, how can MK watch that & not feel embarrassed that she's marrying a twit like MW.
BIB - It was just SO perfectly observed wasn't it? He had Mark Wright spot on and the impression he did had me in absolute fits of laughter.
:D
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I knew people would be;-):D:D
Doesn't really matter though does it? ;-)
Meh .. he's not even in TOWIE anyway apparently ..
They'll lower the tone of our beautiful county & Houghton Hall.
Seriously though, they've chosen a beautiful venue but hope the fake tan doesn't come off on the tapestries!
How can she actually want to marry someone so vain and so devoid of charm and personality?
I dunno either.. ..........I sat for hours trying to fathom it out but can`t.......:D
It's absolutely mystifying. Maybe all the fakebake she's taken to wearing since she's been with him has penetrated her brain and is clogging up the discerning parts, rendering her incapable of making objective judgements?
It's the only explanation.
I reckon you is on to summat there. Her discerning capabilities have been totally disabled by the fakebake stuff , rendering her helpless to his allurements
You do realize he`d be mortified if he read this thread:D:D
Maybe I'm getting old but he's as appealing as herpes imo
Herpes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yee Gods!
Yeah but at least herpes goes away now and again.
Imagine being stuck with that dullard forever?
I've never watched TOWIE, so my sole experience of him is on Strictly.
And ye gods he's dull.
He seems to have the personality and charisma of a used tissue.
Bleurrrghhh.
And ever wonder why his shows are flop, and not good at presenter too...?
From what I've seen, they would have been better off hiring a plank of wood with a face drawn on it.
I don't watch Coronation Street so I've got no idea what his fiancee is like, but surely she could have done better than him?
Maybe she's attracted to the celebrity circuit.
A bit like the former 'actress' Flanagan who now is a fully paid member of Wags inc.
I mean, he's punching well below his weight with Michelle. Maybe he has a sparkling personality or Mensa membership that he's keeping under wraps.
It's really strange.
I ask myself the exact same thing every time I see his grinning, inane, moronic face.
Above, surely?
If he's hiding his light under a bushel then he's an Oscar-worthy actor. I've never watched TOWIE and can only go on him on IAC and Strictly and he just comes across as so vapid and infantile and charmless.
Point out he looks like a young Roy Cropper - that should cure them
BIB - It was just SO perfectly observed wasn't it? He had Mark Wright spot on and the impression he did had me in absolute fits of laughter.