Pezza ought to have been appointed Cultural Attaché to the Falkland Islands instead. In which case, the Argentine Government would be more than happy to let the UK keep 'em :cool:
I wonder how he'll spin it in his column of DOTYness?
Hey fans, not only am I DOTY, I'm now MOTY. And that's not mum of the year LOL how insania would that be as I'm a dad not a mum but I'm so great I could be both. No in fact I'm actually Malteser of the year. LOL no that's not the chocolate you mad people, thats because I've been voted Cultural Ambassador of Malta by every person in the country. Junior and Princess say I'm their little malteser which is so cute. They also say I'm the bestdadintheworldeverandmuchgbetterthentheirmum but hye, they're my kids and I love them but I don't like to talk about it.
Hey fans, not only am I DOTY, I'm now MOTY. And that's not mum of the year LOL how insania would that be as I'm a dad not a mum but I'm so great I could be both. No in fact I'm actually Malteser of the year. LOL no that's not the chocolate you mad people, thats because I've been voted Cultural Ambassador of Malta by every person in the country. Junior and Princess say I'm their little malteser which is so cute. They also say I'm the bestdadintheworldeverandmuchgbetterthentheirmum but hye, they're my kids and I love them but I don't like to talk about it.
Hey fans, not only am I DOTY, I'm now MOTY. And that's not mum of the year LOL how insania would that be as I'm a dad not a mum but I'm so great I could be both. No in fact I'm actually Malteser of the year. LOL no that's not the chocolate you mad people, thats because I've been voted Cultural Ambassador of Malta by every person in the country. Junior and Princess say I'm their little malteser which is so cute. They also say I'm the bestdadintheworldeverandmuchgbetterthentheirmum but hye, they're my kids and I love them but I don't like to talk about it.
Oh ffs!
PA and culture!!
Really?
The same PA who happily shared his "sex-tips" with the nation, and spent an entire series of crap tv dry-humping Jordan?
On the other hand,this may be a cunning ruse by the people of Malta. Perhaps they are sick of being inundated with tourists,and will actually be displaying pictures of the CAOTY(cultural ambassador of the year) at their airports in an attempt to repel people at the borders.
@DD-not predictable hun-just a shining beacon of consistency in the battle against the orange.
Hey fans, not only am I DOTY, I'm now MOTY. And that's not mum of the year LOL how insania would that be as I'm a dad not a mum but I'm so great I could be both. No in fact I'm actually Malteser of the year. LOL no that's not the chocolate you mad people, thats because I've been voted Cultural Ambassador of Malta by every person in the country. Junior and Princess say I'm their little malteser which is so cute. They also say I'm the bestdadintheworldeverandmuchgbetterthentheirmum but hye, they're my kids and I love them but I don't like to talk about it.
Hey fans, not only am I DOTY, I'm now MOTY. And that's not mum of the year LOL how insania would that be as I'm a dad not a mum but I'm so great I could be both. No in fact I'm actually Malteser of the year. LOL no that's not the chocolate you mad people, thats because I've been voted Cultural Ambassador of Malta by every person in the country. Junior and Princess say I'm their little malteser which is so cute. They also say I'm the bestdadintheworldeverandmuchgbetterthentheirmum but hye, they're my kids and I love them but I don't like to talk about it.
:D The tragic thing is, I can actually hear him saying that.
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She didn't let me down
Good to see you posting again.:)
The abomination that is Andre never lets us down, does he?:D
It would have been earlier but I've been busy.:D:D;)
It was worth the wait
Oh shit.
I really don't want to be so predictable.:o:o:D
M.A.L.T.A - it's insaniaah ..♫ ...
Hey fans, not only am I DOTY, I'm now MOTY. And that's not mum of the year LOL how insania would that be as I'm a dad not a mum but I'm so great I could be both. No in fact I'm actually Malteser of the year. LOL no that's not the chocolate you mad people, thats because I've been voted Cultural Ambassador of Malta by every person in the country. Junior and Princess say I'm their little malteser which is so cute. They also say I'm the bestdadintheworldeverandmuchgbetterthentheirmum but hye, they're my kids and I love them but I don't like to talk about it.
Just what would you give to have a man like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9IYILdjQjk
Love it.:D:D:D
Brilliant
I loves it, don't you dare stop! :eek::D:D
There it is.
Ooops...........I really feel that I should disappear.:o
Oh *insert sweary word^...............its truly awful to be known as PA's biggest detractor.:o
Bollox.............he's an arse and its my duty to let the word know about his abominationness.
PA and culture!!
Really?
The same PA who happily shared his "sex-tips" with the nation, and spent an entire series of crap tv dry-humping Jordan?
On the other hand,this may be a cunning ruse by the people of Malta. Perhaps they are sick of being inundated with tourists,and will actually be displaying pictures of the CAOTY(cultural ambassador of the year) at their airports in an attempt to repel people at the borders.
@DD-not predictable hun-just a shining beacon of consistency in the battle against the orange.
It's the gift that keeps on giving
Absolute perfection.
What,like herpes?
Yup. That's the one. :cool: