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Worst advert on TV at the moment (Part 8)

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    miss buzzybeemiss buzzybee Posts: 16,429
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    Slew of Christmas adverts today. I haven't seen the new John Lewis one yet but already dreading it!
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    Sick BulletSick Bullet Posts: 20,770
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    I Wanna be a Toys R Us kid, I want to jump out of the window when this comes on :mad:
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    EraserheadEraserhead Posts: 22,016
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    iamsofired wrote: »
    Kevin Bacon one just goes on and on....and on...

    I came on here to post that very sentiment. I used to quite like Kevin Bacon. Not any more.
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    citizenx103citizenx103 Posts: 1,452
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    ebay.

    I hate the ads they've been showing for the last few months.

    Firstly, the voice-over woman is patronising and narcissistic - "Its like everything is chosen especially, FOR ME".

    No it isn't. The people on ebay are not there just to satisfy "you", they're there for their own reasons.

    Second, the hipster jerk in the vid. What a smug looking git. Take your carefree mincing and do one son.

    Finally, the music. Awful. Is it Gabriella Cilmi? It sounds like her. The who thing is ridiculously OTT and doesn't sound pleasant on the ear - its so obviously not a natural singing style.

    So, ultimately, ebay appear to be targetting tone deaf, smug, narcissistic hipster *****.
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    2shy20072shy2007 Posts: 52,579
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    I Wanna be a Toys R Us kid, I want to jump out of the window when this comes on :mad:

    I musch prefered the old advert, theres millions says Jeffery all under one roof!
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    grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,695
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    The old advert with the Magical Place music = classic :):D
    The new one with Toys R US kid = shite :mad::(
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    Brummie Girl Brummie Girl Posts: 22,689
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    RingoJ739K wrote: »
    ITS NOVEMBER! Why are we still seeing Halloween themed adverts from BT and Wowcher?:mad:

    They kept showing the: "I'm shtaying upshtairs, for the Holympics (said in Spanish accent)" BT advert way after the Olympics had finished as well.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 881
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    Ant and bloody Dec............................................
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    EraserheadEraserhead Posts: 22,016
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    John Lewis.

    Yet again those moronic bellends in the insane parallel universe of advertising have seen fit to ruin a fairly decent classic song ("The Power of Love" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood) by using a version with a weedy female vocal.
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    LowriLowri Posts: 3,094
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    Eraserhead wrote: »
    John Lewis.

    Yet again those moronic bellends in the insane parallel universe of advertising have seen fit to ruin a fairly decent classic song ("The Power of Love" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood) by using a version with a weedy female vocal.

    Call me soppy but I like it! :)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 253
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    ebay.

    I hate the ads they've been showing for the last few months.

    Firstly, the voice-over woman is patronising and narcissistic - "Its like everything is chosen especially, FOR ME".

    No it isn't. The people on ebay are not there just to satisfy "you", they're there for their own reasons.

    Second, the hipster jerk in the vid. What a smug looking git. Take your carefree mincing and do one son.

    Finally, the music. Awful. Is it Gabriella Cilmi? It sounds like her. The who thing is ridiculously OTT and doesn't sound pleasant on the ear - its so obviously not a natural singing style.

    So, ultimately, ebay appear to be targetting tone deaf, smug, narcissistic hipster *****.

    I've said it before and say it again, do eBay really need to advertise:confused:
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    Wynne EvansWynne Evans Posts: 1,066
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    ASDA and its Christmas advert really hacks me off, in our house it me that does it all.

    Yes ASDA men do actually do everything as well because their OH is a lazy shit.
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    chuffsterchuffster Posts: 8,816
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    ASDA and its Christmas advert really hacks me off, in our house it me that does it all.

    Yes ASDA men do actually do everything as well because their OH is a lazy shit.

    I was about to post the very same.(but couldn't be arsed ;):mad:
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    TarotTarot Posts: 11,983
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    ebay.

    I hate the ads they've been showing for the last few months.

    Firstly, the voice-over woman is patronising and narcissistic - "Its like everything is chosen especially, FOR ME".

    No it isn't. The people on ebay are not there just to satisfy "you", they're there for their own reasons.

    Second, the hipster jerk in the vid. What a smug looking git. Take your carefree mincing and do one son.

    Finally, the music. Awful. Is it Gabriella Cilmi? It sounds like her. The who thing is ridiculously OTT and doesn't sound pleasant on the ear - its so obviously not a natural singing style.

    So, ultimately, ebay appear to be targetting tone deaf, smug, narcissistic hipster *****.

    Apparently the song is Don't Stop by a New Zealand singer called Gin Wigmore; I thought it was Paloma Faith myself :D
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    whodoowhodoo Posts: 79
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    Eraserhead wrote: »
    John Lewis.

    Yet again those moronic bellends in the insane parallel universe of advertising have seen fit to ruin a fairly decent classic song ("The Power of Love" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood) by using a version with a weedy female vocal.

    I saw this monstrosity last night for the first time. Another classic song ruined, it is really heartbreaking.

    I think it's an age thing to be fair. A new generation of souless add executives who don't remember these songs, stumble across them on youtube and try to make them trendy and "appealing" to their peers and what they perceive to be their target audience. (I suspect they're the same thing really).

    It's short sighted, it's lazy, but I have to presume permission was given and the original does still exist.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShN8UIk5-mw

    (If you have five minutes to spare)

    "death defying love for you" :D Classic
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 13,572
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    Lowri wrote: »
    Call me soppy but I like it! :)


    Soppy :D
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    BellaRosaBellaRosa Posts: 36,549
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    Silvikrin hairspray :mad:
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    GoCompareThisGoCompareThis Posts: 10,260
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    Eraserhead wrote: »
    John Lewis.

    Yet again those moronic bellends in the insane parallel universe of advertising have seen fit to ruin a fairly decent classic song ("The Power of Love" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood) by using a version with a weedy female vocal.

    Oh goody, another advert that goes on for 5397284693278 years and has a godawful TWEE cover! :mad:
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    eviled2010eviled2010 Posts: 23,051
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    Fekking hell, maybe the most irritating, twee, squeakly little girl's voice song so far on the new "Cleanex Balsam" ad.
    Absolutely DESPISE this stupid trend for these rage inducing silly, babyish songs! :mad::mad::mad:
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    2shy20072shy2007 Posts: 52,579
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    whodoo wrote: »
    I saw this monstrosity last night for the first time. Another classic song ruined, it is really heartbreaking.

    I think it's an age thing to be fair. A new generation of souless add executives who don't remember these songs, stumble across them on youtube and try to make them trendy and "appealing" to their peers and what they perceive to be their target audience. (I suspect they're the same thing really).

    It's short sighted, it's lazy, but I have to presume permission was given and the original does still exist.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShN8UIk5-mw

    (If you have five minutes to spare)

    "death defying love for you" :D Classic
    It is a beautiful song but really only suits a voice like Holly's , the woman in the advert has an insipid voice and rips the soul ou of what is a classic 80s tune. The advert is ok, but the version of that song should never have been made, the original would have sufficed.
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    chuffsterchuffster Posts: 8,816
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    2shy2007 wrote: »
    It is a beautiful song but really only suits a voice like Holly's , the woman in the advert has an insipid voice and rips the soul ou of what is a classic 80s tune. The advert is ok, but the version of that song should never have been made, the original would have sufficed.

    Precisely!
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    EraserheadEraserhead Posts: 22,016
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    eviled2010 wrote: »
    Fekking hell, maybe the most irritating, twee, squeakly little girl's voice song so far on the new "Cleanex Balsam" ad.
    Absolutely DESPISE this stupid trend for these rage inducing silly, babyish songs! :mad::mad::mad:

    Haven't heard that one but the one for Windows 8 is pretty toe-curlingly twee.
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    eviled2010eviled2010 Posts: 23,051
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    Eraserhead wrote: »
    Haven't heard that one but the one for Windows 8 is pretty toe-curlingly twee.

    Oh, can't do with that one either. :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 13,572
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    The Coca Cola Christmas ad is apparently airing tonight :yawn:
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    grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,695
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    Is it the classic Holidays are Coming ad with the trucks?
    The new tune they did sucks balls :mad:
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