Dolly and Kp share the fact that they have become caricatures of the female form, and both did it knowingly and deliberately. However, whereas Dolly is actually the antithesis of a dumb blonde (as she says herself, she ain't dumb and she ain't a blonde) Kp acted with the shark-eyed emptiness befitting of her media-whoring ways. Dolly does everything with a glint in the eye, and a knowing wink at the sisterhood - she loves being a woman and loves other women.
Kp loves Kp. And fame. And money. Kp had a boob job to get publicity and everything she has done since has been an exercise in how to media-**** an empty, narcissistic vessel.
Dolly went plastic to feel fantastic - some of it worked for her, some didn't. But all the while her personality and her joy for life and love shone through.
Kp is a black hole. Empty, yet all consuming. Joyless, soulless and about as clever as a very, very stupid amoeba but much less natural.
Sorry gilledew! I'm such a bad influence. I'm not so much off the wagon as buried underneath it.
I went to the Wagon.........................and Horses but a bottle of Gin looked me in the eye and said "Take me Home" then suddenly I was in Tescos:D:D
I think after this weekend , I might be looking for a donation.
Ah well , it was good at the time !
Have I missed anything ?
Been away myself Momma and think we may have missed a bit of groundhog day.
Anyway, in the interests of fairness, I need to confess that I love PA. I just love his desperation, his neediness, his twonky behaviour, his complete rewriting of history, the way he loves his kids but doesn't like to talk about it and the fact he is prepared to screw over the mother of his kids in order to make himself look good.
Whats not to love about a 40 year old man who is dragged around by the balls by someone on his payroll and can't even fart without permission?
Been away myself Momma and think we may have missed a bit of groundhog day.
Anyway, in the interests of fairness, I need to confess that I love PA. I just love his desperation, his neediness, his twonky behaviour, his complete rewriting of history, the way he loves his kids but doesn't like to talk about it and the fact he is prepared to screw over the mother of his kids in order to make himself look good.
Whats not to love about a 40 year old man who is dragged around by the balls by someone on his payroll and can't even fart without permission?
I just lurve Pedah - yay
I just knew underneath , you were one of us Blondie.
Welcome to the club
( your badge and members number is in the post , remember you can't claim any of the benefits without registering your speshull number !)
Been away myself Momma and think we may have missed a bit of groundhog day.
Anyway, in the interests of fairness, I need to confess that I love PA. I just love his desperation, his neediness, his twonky behaviour, his complete rewriting of history, the way he loves his kids but doesn't like to talk about it and the fact he is prepared to screw over the mother of his kids in order to make himself look good.
Whats not to love about a 40 year old man who is dragged around by the balls by someone on his payroll and can't even fart without permission?
Well you know where the alert button is if it bothers you. While you're at it, you could read my post about being a KP fan in the PA thread as well and see if that one makes you :rolleyes: as well.
:rolleyes: back atcha though - see I can be rude as well.
Been away myself Momma and think we may have missed a bit of groundhog day.
Anyway, in the interests of fairness, I need to confess that I love PA. I just love his desperation, his neediness, his twonky behaviour, his complete rewriting of history, the way he loves his kids but doesn't like to talk about it and the fact he is prepared to screw over the mother of his kids in order to make himself look good.
Whats not to love about a 40 year old man who is dragged around by the balls by someone on his payroll and can't even fart without permission?
I just knew underneath , you were one of us Blondie.
Welcome to the club
( your badge and members number is in the post , remember you can't claim any of the benefits without registering your speshull number !)
Just wanted to say that the above exchange amused me.:D
Then it was spoiled.:yawn::yawn:
Translation = " when I want publicity I'll do something gross/stupid/pathetic for it or sell to the highest bidder. Anyway ,when I get it done it'll be an exclusive wiv pics of baby Ker-ching and everything "
She'll have to get someone to help her calculate it then cos she hasn't got the brains. maybe she'll do a KP twitter competition
Ah but she has ten fingers , so she might be able to manage.;)
Only problem is remembering dates. Overlapping shagathons & early morning walks of shame might be SO confusing to her.
Good idea on the comp though....tweet her with it.
She comps all her other carp,may as well comp little Ker-ching.:)
I see there is speculation on twitter that this is an IVF baby. Hmmm...might be/might not, but it wouldn't surprise me if she used fertility meds left over from her Alex marriage . You remember Alex ,he was her LAST husband. The one who was taking the rap for her inability to conceive but yet got his next GF with child in weeks. That one.
I don't think she has that worked out yet, it will take her a while to calculate it, depends on who she wants the father to be.
It is wot it is.
Honestly,these Brighton girls are hilarious. Yes ,I know she only lived there for a time,but still.....these Brighton girls :rolleyes:
Well I say girls,but many of her cling-ons are well past that mark.:D Speshly the Brighton brigade. More granny than girlie.
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The kids are in pics taken by the paps when she is out walking with her new man toy.
If she didn't WANT them to be in pics then she can ask for any pics with them in to be pix-elated and she shouldn't take them in photo shoots.
Seems again we are going round in circles....:sleep:
I'm emjoying a nice glass (or three) of wine while enjoying the sunshine. Who needs a liver after all??
Oh for goodness sake, stop talking about wine when I am on the wagon and very near falling off.:mad::mad::D
Sorry gilledew! I'm such a bad influence. I'm not so much off the wagon as buried underneath it.
I just have to say I love this post
I went to the Wagon.........................and Horses but a bottle of Gin looked me in the eye and said "Take me Home" then suddenly I was in Tescos:D:D
I think after this weekend , I might be looking for a donation.
Ah well , it was good at the time !
Have I missed anything ?
Nope.....
Been away myself Momma and think we may have missed a bit of groundhog day.
Anyway, in the interests of fairness, I need to confess that I love PA. I just love his desperation, his neediness, his twonky behaviour, his complete rewriting of history, the way he loves his kids but doesn't like to talk about it and the fact he is prepared to screw over the mother of his kids in order to make himself look good.
Whats not to love about a 40 year old man who is dragged around by the balls by someone on his payroll and can't even fart without permission?
I just lurve Pedah - yay
I just knew underneath , you were one of us Blondie.
Welcome to the club
( your badge and members number is in the post , remember you can't claim any of the benefits without registering your speshull number !)
Exactly....:D
This is the KP thread.:rolleyes:
Methinks they doth protest too much.;)
Anyway when is the pink patron saint of mothers due to sprog ?
Or is it still a mystery ?
Well you know where the alert button is if it bothers you. While you're at it, you could read my post about being a KP fan in the PA thread as well and see if that one makes you :rolleyes: as well.
:rolleyes: back atcha though - see I can be rude as well.
Anyway, back to the fun
Just wanted to say that the above exchange amused me.:D
Then it was spoiled.:yawn::yawn:
I don't think she has that worked out yet, it will take her a while to calculate it, depends on who she wants the father to be.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-not-having-surgery-1874493
Yeah right,,,
That story is from a mag last week ..how lazy of 3am
She was whining about that in her column .:D
LEAVE ME ALONE ! ...she wailed.
Translation = " when I want publicity I'll do something gross/stupid/pathetic for it or sell to the highest bidder. Anyway ,when I get it done it'll be an exclusive wiv pics of baby Ker-ching and everything "
Actually it was from Heat Magazine posted TODAY....
Then how did KP write about it LAST WEEK
She'll have to get someone to help her calculate it then cos she hasn't got the brains. maybe she'll do a KP twitter competition
She's Psychotic........OOPS! ...I mean Pychic.
Or both possibly.;)
Her and Sally Morgan are just AMAZING ! Believe.
Only problem is remembering dates. Overlapping shagathons & early morning walks of shame might be SO confusing to her.
Good idea on the comp though....tweet her with it.
She comps all her other carp,may as well comp little Ker-ching.:)
I see there is speculation on twitter that this is an IVF baby. Hmmm...might be/might not, but it wouldn't surprise me if she used fertility meds left over from her Alex marriage . You remember Alex ,he was her LAST husband. The one who was taking the rap for her inability to conceive but yet got his next GF with child in weeks. That one.
Honestly,these Brighton girls are hilarious. Yes ,I know she only lived there for a time,but still.....these Brighton girls :rolleyes:
Well I say girls,but many of her cling-ons are well past that mark.:D Speshly the Brighton brigade. More granny than girlie.