Cigs are always 'cheeky' with that dratted rag of a rag.
"cheeky cigarettes in LA on Friday"
Get stuffed, DM. I'm sure some east end wideboy writes all this plonk. Actually it's probably some Oxbridge-educated type smirking as s/he pens yet another batch of poop for the British public to 'digest'.:P
PS: Given the DM's love of health matters, it's (un)surprising they've not written the following article:
"Simon and Lauren blow 89 carcinogens at their baby son in a closed room filled with smokers'.
It'll never happen will it. Too much at stake.
The Sun often uses the same phrase, are smokers a high proportion of tabloid readers?
^ Lol, I think it's just the spiel they use. Like 'loved-up', 'cosy', 'smitten' and all these other twee terms. It might be a point of style they stick to when writing.
To be fair, I was just having a strop because I haven't seen any pics of Lauren and Simon smoking in a room where the baby is, but they smoke outside and seem to smoke plenty in general. They probably do smoke away from him indoors. It's just 'curious' how the DM sort of glorify smoking when it's Simon doing it (much like, oh, cheating and homewrecking...) when anyone else would be pulled backwards through the hedgerow for it!
[QUOTE=wilehelmas;72324324} It's just 'curious' how the DM sort of glorify smoking when it's Simon doing it (much like, oh, cheating and homewrecking...) when anyone else would be pulled backwards through the hedgerow for it!
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If its anyone 'on benefits' the DM is quick to put the boot in but if millionaire Cowell does it that's OK! Double standards or what >:(
And after googling her ex I can see what they're saying! But then Simon must have had a DNA test done, he's not exactly the type to give away money willingly.
...so... in that article above where the DM readers were having a field day in the comments section... the DM have now decided to blur out the baby's face....
...so... in that article above where the DM readers were having a field day in the comments section... the DM have now decided to blur out the baby's face....
...so... in that article above where the DM readers were having a field day in the comments section... the DM have now decided to blur out the baby's face....
Hold on what..this kid looks like Andrew Silverman? But how can this be?! I feel like I'm watching a cartoon when it comes to Cowell...just what is going on?
...so... in that article above where the DM readers were having a field day in the comments section... the DM have now decided to blur out the baby's face....
And so it gets odder...is this some elaborate scam where the punchline is delivered on X Factor in the autumn? All feels a bit like a deliberate set up job..Max's goodbye? :D
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The Sun often uses the same phrase, are smokers a high proportion of tabloid readers?
To be fair, I was just having a strop because I haven't seen any pics of Lauren and Simon smoking in a room where the baby is, but they smoke outside and seem to smoke plenty in general. They probably do smoke away from him indoors. It's just 'curious' how the DM sort of glorify smoking when it's Simon doing it (much like, oh, cheating and homewrecking...) when anyone else would be pulled backwards through the hedgerow for it!
PS: has he had pec implants?
... and more PDA for the paps... yuck
Terri looks lovely though
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If its anyone 'on benefits' the DM is quick to put the boot in but if millionaire Cowell does it that's OK! Double standards or what >:(
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2610880/Simon-Cowell-relishing-fatherhood-holds-sons-bottle-outing-Lauren-Silverman.html
He's just doing what any other parent of a baby would do, and yet apparently that means he's "relishing fatherhood". Stop gushing over him please!!!!
Yeah, it looks like it.
Wow... Simon's holding a bottle. That's... news?
They look a bit miserable today, don't they?
One or two comments I would have thought nothing of - but wow... the majority of them?!!
Erm...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2614625/Simon-Cowell-cradles-little-Eric-leaving-upscale-restaurant-enjoys-quality-time-son.html
Would he dish any dirt though?
I can see the headline 'SIMON MY JAILHOUSE ROCK'
And after googling her ex I can see what they're saying! But then Simon must have had a DNA test done, he's not exactly the type to give away money willingly.
Any offers??
Wait, wasn't all 7 offences with Sinitta (14)? But yes, Cowell needs a new expert on all things heterosexualist pronto.
Tbh I can see why! He really does IMO
:o:o
How odd.
Now that is curious, very intriguing.
And so it gets odder...is this some elaborate scam where the punchline is delivered on X Factor in the autumn? All feels a bit like a deliberate set up job..Max's goodbye? :D