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Vorderman breaks nose after falling down stairs in heels

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    haphashhaphash Posts: 21,448
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    I shouldn't laugh but that is the funniest thing I have heard all day.
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    konebyvaxkonebyvax Posts: 9,120
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    Although she fell down only four steps, the impact made worse because her hands were in her pockets.


    That's the sort of action you would reprimand your 10 year old for doing.
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    Saltydog1955Saltydog1955 Posts: 4,134
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    Another excuse for cosmetic surgery.....:D
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    stvn758stvn758 Posts: 19,656
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    Yes, poor Frankie from The Saturdays came back from her mystery illness with slightly bigger boobs.:)
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    Mr DangerousMr Dangerous Posts: 902
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    Ouch!!!

    all it takes is to lose your footing...this is what worries me when victoria beckham struts around with a baby in arms,,,,
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    AdelaideGirlAdelaideGirl Posts: 3,498
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    I'm not saying I don't believe her but I've never gone running with my hands in my pockets.

    That said its actually sounds so ridiculous it could well be true if you were making something up it could be more plausible.
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    Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    I would like to thank the hamster-faced harpy for giving me a such a laugh on a Monday morning.
    I am an awful,awful person.:o
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,488
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    Glad I'm not alone at having a chuckle! :D
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    warszawawarszawa Posts: 4,437
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    She has been looking top heavy of late. That'll teach her.
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    Pippa 2Pippa 2 Posts: 2,614
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    Glad I'm not alone at having a chuckle! :D

    :D:D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0
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    I've run with my hands in my pockets before but tend to lean backwards, so if I do fall, I'd most likely end up on my backside. That said, I haven't done that in a long time (and definitely won't after reading this :))
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    loracanloracan Posts: 914
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    I've run with my hands in my pockets before but tend to lean backwards, so if I do fall, I'd most likely end up on my backside. That said, I haven't done that in a long time (and definitely won't after reading this :))
    But do you do it in high heels?
    Going downstairs?
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    elnombreelnombre Posts: 3,625
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    Hopefully next time she'll break her neck. Chortle!

    Wait...I sense I may have gone too far. Someone should make some sort of diagram so I know which injuries are okay to laugh at and which aren't.

    I'm guessing minor bone and cartilage injuries for Vorders are okay for a giggle. Cilla Black getting ripped up in a threshing machine is okay to have a good knee-slap at. Jordan can be anything short of liquefied in a freak acid explosion. Minor wounds to Rihanna are okay for a titter as long as Chris Brown didn't inflict them.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,301
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    Ouch! her clothes are so tight it is a wonder she can move far less run!
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    haphashhaphash Posts: 21,448
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    MRS W wrote: »
    Ouch! her clothes are so tight it is a wonder she can move far less run!

    I wish we could be spared those awful ISME ads :cry:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0
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    loracan wrote: »
    But do you do it in high heels?
    Going downstairs?

    (fnarr fnarr, lol)
    I've walked fast down the stairs of a train station in heels, although they weren't as high as the ones La Vorderman wears.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,488
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    Pride comes before a fall. :D
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    dorydaryldorydaryl Posts: 15,927
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    There is a funny side to it but ouch, poor Carol.

    She might have had her hands in her pockets to keep them warm. It has been a bit cold, after all!
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    hallchallc Posts: 200,510
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    Which nose was it ? her own or the plastic one
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    MelodybearMelodybear Posts: 10,835
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    Another excuse for cosmetic surgery.....:D

    My thoughts exactly!!!!:D
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    darkjedimasterdarkjedimaster Posts: 18,621
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    I wonder when she stacked it, did she sound like the Eastenders jingle or the Countdown one. I am in no way a maths expert but even I could workout the equation of Heels + Stairs = Disaster.
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    2FS2FS Posts: 8,679
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    Another excuse for cosmetic surgery.....:D

    Cynical, but I can't disagree :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 26,449
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    Pride comes before a fall. :D

    Perfect! :D:D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 22,127
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    Another excuse for cosmetic surgery.....:D
    Melodybear wrote: »
    My thoughts exactly!!!!:D
    2FS wrote: »
    Cynical, but I can't disagree :D

    :D:D:D
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    LW09LW09 Posts: 3,301
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    I wonder when she stacked it, did she sound like the Eastenders jingle or the Countdown one.

    If I didn't already find it funny, I've now got visions of her falling down the stairs in various ways :D.

    I do like Carol though, feel a bit bad for laughing, but it seems even she has seen the funny side. Shes phoning up Loose Women in a bit.
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