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The haunting of Kerry katona
http://www.closeronline.co.uk/2015/06/kerry-katona-takes-action-against-spirit-following-her-family
She believes she is being haunted by an evil spirit....is Mark Croft back?!
Tbh, she has been rather quiet since the car accident, or there has been a lack of interest in her generally. Is this just another way to keep the circus rolling on...?
She believes she is being haunted by an evil spirit....is Mark Croft back?!
Tbh, she has been rather quiet since the car accident, or there has been a lack of interest in her generally. Is this just another way to keep the circus rolling on...?
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Perhaps it could become a series - Celebrity Exorcisms!
"Tonight, medium Daz Aconman deals with Kerry Katona's spirits"
DAZ: Right, that's the Vodka polished off, now onto the Whisky!
"Next week on Celebrity Exorcisms, Daz confronts an entity which has taken up residence in Katie Price's back passage."
DAZ: I'm sensing the name...Kieron!
"Coming up in future eps...Kym Marsh discovers a poltergeist in her attic...
KYM: Yeah, it was really scary at first...then we got engaged and we've got OK! mag coming round to do the photo-shoot tomorrow!
....Mark Wright enlists medium Daz's help to contact Nanny Pat...
MARK: Try the landline...she always switches off her mobile during Eastenders!
...and Peter Andre gets chills in Iceland...
PETER: Can you feel the cold spot, Daz?
DAZ: Yep, right between the prawn balls!
It is HER that has been haunting everyone else for the last 15 years!!
Anyway, nice to see her PR Dept are earning their crust post Max.
Maybe there are three ghosts. The ghost of husbands past, present and future! Sorry, did I say three, I meant to say 13!
https://uk.celebrity.yahoo.com/gossip/omg/kerry-katona-husband-george-kay-rushed-to-hospital-stroke-fears-082141910.html
I think we all know the answer to that one.
Apparently it wasn't only Kerry who managed to find the time to post on Twitter. George also managed to find the time to post aswell. As you do when you are in the midst of a life-threatening emergency. Or "bell's paisley" as George so eloquently put it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3139591/Kerry-Katona-s-husband-George-Kay-35-rushed-hospital-signs-stroke.html
Been over doing the steroids again?
I have no idea what I'm doing on this thread, it must be the medication, but I did actually LOL at this.
Actually I read the thread as 'hunting' of Kerry instead. The Beagles must be gagging for a day out.
Why yes - if one of my nearest and dearest was rushed to hospital suffering from something life threatening I would firstly go on Twitter and then I would make sure I tagged myself at the hospital on Facebook without saying why I was there.
I feel sorry for Kerry's children, particularly the McFadden two.
Key a huge spread inOK
Our nightmare dash to hospital.
Her yo-yo-ing weight makes Kerry the UK's version of Oprah Winfrey except
for the talent, business acumen and the money.
What next?
Maybe he'll find a tarantula in his weekly shop?
Have a nasty dose of the squits
Do the School run in a new pair of shorts
Or - him and 'our girl' will decide to renew their vows in 'Chock a block' mag.
C'mon George - don't let us down...
LMAO
She's not back on the coke is she?
Oh ffs.
Just when you think she can't find anyone or anything else to blame for her own stupidity, uselessness and bad behaviour.
Presumably it was the ghosts who were spending all that money on foreign holidays and expensive houses, and shovelling tons of Colombian marching powder up her nose?
She really is utterly beneath contempt. Stupid cow.
Just when you think nothing can top the legendary 'East Angular', Kerry's halfw.., erm, husband, delivers!
Well done that man. (He'll probably say he was autocorrected by Tw0tter/his i-phone)