Aww, its a cruel world when people slag off someone they dont know because of thier looks.
People like her go out of their way to create publicity for themselves, so it's only natural they will have to take the rough side as well as the smooth
I've no idea who she was until I saw a photo of her in today's online Sun, where she seems to bear more than a passing resemblance to Shergar, as her veneers are far too big for her mouth. Neither she nor her 'people' are very observant as this piece about this alleged sweetie throwing incident is still there. According to that, it was £3,000 she was paid and not £30,000.
The world has gone insane when people telly watch a group of permatanned, veneered idiots with the brain power of amoeba slob round talking in Estuary English and think it's entertainment.
The world has gone insane when people telly watch a group of permatanned, veneered idiots with the brain power of amoeba slob round talking in Estuary English and think it's entertainment.
Even worse is the fact the Premier Inn Brentwood is crammed out every weekend with TOWIE tourists who come from all over the country (and from outside the UK in some cases) just to buy cheap tat in the shops owned by these fake baked muppets and then spend the evening paying £12 a drink and dancing to cheesy crap in Sugar Hut. Without the publicity of the show, they'd realise the club is about as credible and fashionable as the local Ritzy
I don't really know who this girl is, but went to the link on the Sun and have to say, her make up is very odd! Her orange forehead matches her orange neck, but from eyebrow to chin she's an odd grey colour. Don't these people have mirrors? Or do they think that look is attractive?
And anybody spending £3000 on their 13yo child's party is just asking for trouble - how much will that increase exponentially by the time the child is 18? Good luck with that...!
Why would parents let their kids be Mini Joey Essex clones? And, seriously, who the hell would buy a Joey Essex haircare product? It's the sort of thing you'd buy and then hide inside a porn mag as that's less embarrassing to be seen with
Why would parents let their kids be Mini Joey Essex clones? And, seriously, who the hell would buy a Joey Essex haircare product? It's the sort of thing you'd buy and then hide inside a porn mag as that's less embarrassing to be seen with
I would rather cover my hair in phlegm and vanish oxy action power spray, then sit out in the sun so a few birds can build a nest inside, then go and meet the queen and have my photo splashed on the front page of the Guardian.
Seriously why the HELL are these people famous??? A friend made me sit through about five minutes of TOWIE and I would rather pull my own fingernails out with a pair of pliers then do that again. It was the most boring, navel gazing, inept, incompetent, just plain dull piece of television I have seen in a very long time. These people are not entertaining, they are not funny, witty, charming, intelligent or even good looking. Can we please just stick them back under the rock they came under and pretend this whole thing never happened?? Pretty please????
There's no need anyway, just people who feel better about themselves by insulting the appearance of others.
I really dislike the whole TOWIE-style culture, but I also really dislike the nasty mentality where people have to make fun of how others look.
If she was a natural unenhanced beauty, there'd be no need to slag off her appearance. As it is she's a permatanned, veneered, over made-up, talent-free waste of space.
If she was a natural unenhanced beauty, there'd be no need to slag off her appearance. As it is she's a permatanned, veneered, over made-up, butt -cheek enhanced talent-free waste of space.
Every reason to point and laugh at her.
You missed BIB out
Seriously though it's a real shame she is so obsessed by her looks, what kind of example is it for her daughter. Even Playboy had to distance itself when she claimed she had modelled for them.
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If she hadn't had the awful veneers, there'd be no need to slag her off.
Her 'Liz Taylor in Cleopatra' make up is pretty crap as well.
Yes that eye shadow is pretty nasty!
People like her go out of their way to create publicity for themselves, so it's only natural they will have to take the rough side as well as the smooth
thats one ugly girl, hey bimbo now i know where Shergars teeth went
I agree, very sad.
The world has gone insane.
Essex Angel hmm? Chloe? Is that you?
The world has gone insane when people telly watch a group of permatanned, veneered idiots with the brain power of amoeba slob round talking in Estuary English and think it's entertainment.
Even worse is the fact the Premier Inn Brentwood is crammed out every weekend with TOWIE tourists who come from all over the country (and from outside the UK in some cases) just to buy cheap tat in the shops owned by these fake baked muppets and then spend the evening paying £12 a drink and dancing to cheesy crap in Sugar Hut. Without the publicity of the show, they'd realise the club is about as credible and fashionable as the local Ritzy
And anybody spending £3000 on their 13yo child's party is just asking for trouble - how much will that increase exponentially by the time the child is 18? Good luck with that...!
Or beauty with brains:D
Oh dear God - another TOWIE story that has so much wrong with it
I don't know whether to :D or
I'm well jel, obvs.
Haven't read the whole article but just seeing the pictures make me want to cry.
We're all doomed. Doooomed.
I feel like we have all taken a massive step back on the evolutionary scale. Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???????
I would rather cover my hair in phlegm and vanish oxy action power spray, then sit out in the sun so a few birds can build a nest inside, then go and meet the queen and have my photo splashed on the front page of the Guardian.
Seriously why the HELL are these people famous??? A friend made me sit through about five minutes of TOWIE and I would rather pull my own fingernails out with a pair of pliers then do that again. It was the most boring, navel gazing, inept, incompetent, just plain dull piece of television I have seen in a very long time. These people are not entertaining, they are not funny, witty, charming, intelligent or even good looking. Can we please just stick them back under the rock they came under and pretend this whole thing never happened?? Pretty please????
There's no need anyway, just people who feel better about themselves by insulting the appearance of others.
I really dislike the whole TOWIE-style culture, but I also really dislike the nasty mentality where people have to make fun of how others look.
If she was a natural unenhanced beauty, there'd be no need to slag off her appearance. As it is she's a permatanned, veneered, over made-up, talent-free waste of space.
Every reason to point and laugh at her.
You missed BIB out
Seriously though it's a real shame she is so obsessed by her looks, what kind of example is it for her daughter. Even Playboy had to distance itself when she claimed she had modelled for them.
No! Butt-cheeks too? You learn something new every day.
And she has a daughter? Poor child with that thing for a mother.