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2013 - my plans to shake up EE
royllsroyce
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Derek Branning will be laid to rest, the worst written character in history of soap. His death should have been a mystery, like Archie, to create some suspense. Yes its quite soon after Archie (3 years though - so not that soon) but once that was out the way, we wouldn't need another whodunnit for at least a decade. Anyway, its all ruined now.
Max and Kat will get it on, Max is her secret lover. The fallout will be HUGE. Max and Kat shack up together much to the annoyance of Lauren and Abi. Tanya and Masood get it on. Kat finds out shes Alfie's sister as Charlie dies and Mo finds a birth certificate and a letter saying how Charlie wants Kat to be happy and does not want to destroy that happiness. They work well as a brother / sister unit, while Kat and Max work well as the new Den and Angie.
Lauren tries to make Kat think shes going insane.
A lorry crashes into the vic killing of lots of cast
Teresa Di Marco returns with her new family. Ian is shocked when he applies for a businessman of the year contest..and Mandy is the judge.
Denise, Ray, Ian, Bianca, Tanya Masood love hexagon blossoms which pushes Tanya over the edge and she flees on a 6 month break.
Jack gets the biggest shock of his life when he finds out Carol is his mum and Derek his dad.
Max and Kat will get it on, Max is her secret lover. The fallout will be HUGE. Max and Kat shack up together much to the annoyance of Lauren and Abi. Tanya and Masood get it on. Kat finds out shes Alfie's sister as Charlie dies and Mo finds a birth certificate and a letter saying how Charlie wants Kat to be happy and does not want to destroy that happiness. They work well as a brother / sister unit, while Kat and Max work well as the new Den and Angie.
Lauren tries to make Kat think shes going insane.
A lorry crashes into the vic killing of lots of cast
Teresa Di Marco returns with her new family. Ian is shocked when he applies for a businessman of the year contest..and Mandy is the judge.
Denise, Ray, Ian, Bianca, Tanya Masood love hexagon blossoms which pushes Tanya over the edge and she flees on a 6 month break.
Jack gets the biggest shock of his life when he finds out Carol is his mum and Derek his dad.
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*vomit smiley*
Is that a follow-up to your "Max and Carol have a kid together" bit?
there is a possibility that was Max's secret. But infact Max's secret is, Rainie won the lottery and then had an accident. She got amnesia. Max has convinced her that they are a couple and he works on the oil rigs in order to con her out of money.
Tanya and Masood? Just no . I can't see them being remotely interested in each other.
It would explain a lot!
Oh lord.
A 9 year old getting pregnant is probably actually the most plausible part of that story!!!!
Haha! It would, wouldn't it?
It goes without saying Carol passed on her fertile reproductive genes over to Jack :eek::eek: . I always wondered where Jack got this bad habit from :D.
Lol oh no, nothing implausible about that at all!
So that's why Derek was pissed off at David for impregnating Carol at 13. Everything makes sense now .
Someone should let the nurses know royllsroyce is out of his bed again.
I'm not sure of you were being serious or not, but there's a serious reply. :P
We wish you a Sherry Christmas
We wish you a Sherry Christmas
We wish you a Sherry Christmas
And a Brandy New Year!
:D:D:D:D
Probably one of the funniest and most random story ideas I have read on here in recent years.
Earthquake storyline
(Followed by the culling of it's cast and crew, the bulldozing of what would be left of it's set for flats and the replacement of it with a relaunch of Brookside )
Shouldn't that be...
"And a Branning New Year!" :D
Here's an idea off the top of my head:
For Kat, once the affair is revealed and she loses Alfie to Roxy, the Harry wound is opened again. This pain causes her to have some sort of breakdown - sleep with loads of strangers because it's the only way she can almost feel good about herself (and also to keep a roof over her head in some cases). She is a complete outcast in the square due to her antics. This isn't just her having fun like the other times, we see she's in deep pain. Eventually, Kat hits rock bottom after a dangerous encounter and leaves to stay with Zoe while she gets professional help - she finally wants to change. When Kat returns after a short break, she has a new lease of life, as well as that old spark with Alfie again. After a SHORT love triangle with Roxy, Alflie finally admits he's always wanted Kat and that now she has finally found inner happiness and moved on from Harry, they could really work. However, Kat reveals to him that she is HIV positive (DUFF DUFF). The last part of the year is basically Alfie avoiding Kat (and possibly getting back with Roxy briefly) because he feels if he never dumped her she would have never gotten HIV. On Christmas day, Kat and Alfie finally kiss under the mistletoe and get back together.
They should split them up completely, they did the happy ending for them when they left.