Favourite film quotes

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"If you're very good, tomorrow night I'll tell you the story of emperor Claudius who was betrayed by those closest to him, by his own blood. They whispered in dark corners and went out late at night and conspired and conspired but the emperor Claudius knew they were up to something. He knew they were busy little bees. And one night he sat down with one of them and he looked at her and he said, "Tell me what you've been doing busy little bee or I shall strike down those dearest to you. You shall watch as I bathe in their blood." And the emperor was heartbroken. The little bee had wounded him more deeply than anyone else could ever have done."
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  • YuffieYuffie Posts: 9,864
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    I like that famous one that Samuel L Jackson shouts in Snakes On A Plane.

    "Enough is enough"

    The rest of the quote is cool but I don't get many chances to use it.
  • U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    'Oh man.The bullshit piled up so fast in Vietnam,you needed wings to stay above it'.
    Cpt Willard. Apocalypse Now.
  • quirkyquirkquirkyquirk Posts: 7,160
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    For A few Dollars More

    Exchange between Clint Eastwood and Lee Van Cleef.
    "Is the question indiscreet"?
    "No the question isn't indiscreet.But the answer could be".

    Love that especially with the pocket watch chime playing over it..
  • wacky joewacky joe Posts: 1,959
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    You lookn at me
    Taxi Driver
  • DandemDandem Posts: 13,259
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    Eames: The man at the bar
    Cobb: The price on my head, was it dead or alive?
    Eames: Don't remember. See if he starts shooting.

    From Inception :D
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  • juliancarswelljuliancarswell Posts: 8,896
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    Woody Allen from Broadway Danny Rose

    Danny Rose:What'd you do, you divorced him, or got a separation, or what?
    Tina Vitale: Nah, some guy shot him in the eyes.
    Danny Rose: Really? He's blind?

    And the "Hold the Chicken" scene with Jack Nicholson in Five Easy Pieces
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wtfNE4z6a8

    "I want you to hold it between your knees"
  • goldberry1goldberry1 Posts: 2,699
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    Some Like It Hot

    The end scene with Jack Lemon's character and ?Osgood in the back of the boat. Lemon is in disguise as a woman and has been for most of the film to fool gangsters.
    Osgood wants to get married.

    I can never have children

    We can adopt some

    Lemon whips off his wig dramatically - it's obvious he is not female.

    I'm a man! I'm a man!

    Nobody's perfect

    Lemon looks straight at the camera incredulously
  • ironjadeironjade Posts: 10,001
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    From "Aliens":
    Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
    Vasquez: No. Have you?
  • LostFoolLostFool Posts: 90,623
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    "You're gonna need a bigger boat"
  • Syntax ErrorSyntax Error Posts: 27,735
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    "I am your father" from Return Of The Jedi.

    Not so much the quote, but the circumstances, the scene & the setting.
  • gemma-the-huskygemma-the-husky Posts: 18,116
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    Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
  • JohnbeeJohnbee Posts: 4,019
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    In The Sweet Smell Of Success there are fifty all worthy, but try this one:

    The cat's in the bag, and the bag's in the river.
  • Ted CTed C Posts: 11,730
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    "To know death, Otto, you must f**k life in the gall bladder'
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 308
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    "I am your father" from Return Of The Jedi.

    Not so much the quote, but the circumstances, the scene & the setting.

    Sorry to be pedantic, but that's The Empire Strikes Back. :)


    "After all, tomorrow is another day!"
    Scarlett O'Hara - Gone With The Wind.

    And.....

    "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
    Don Corleone - The Godfather.

    And....

    "You may ask, 'How did this tradition get started?'"
    "I'll tell you........I don't know."
    Tevye - Fiddler On The Roof.
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    Richard Prior playing a blind man in "See No Evil, Hear No Evil" - What do you mean I'm black?
  • Syntax ErrorSyntax Error Posts: 27,735
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    Lady Spice wrote: »
    Sorry to be pedantic, but that's The Empire Strikes Back. :)

    "After all, tomorrow is another day!"
    Scarlett O'Hara - Gone With The Wind.

    And.....

    "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
    Don Corleone - The Godfather.

    And....

    "You may ask, 'How did this tradition get started?'"
    "I'll tell you........I don't know."
    Tevye - Fiddler On The Roof.

    D'oh!:o

    Thank you for the correction; you're quite right.:o;)
  • mred2000mred2000 Posts: 10,050
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQPXrLWm7fE

    NSFW, maybe... I've certainly used it at work many, many, times, though :D
  • Johnny ClayJohnny Clay Posts: 5,315
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    "What knockers!"

    Gene Wilder - Young Frankenstein. Camera pans across Teri Garr *sigh* and rests on large, ornate door knockers.

    Also:

    "And I......corrected them."

    Philip Stone - The Shining. Just the way he says it.
  • zooooooooooooozooooooooooooo Posts: 2,220
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    goldberry1 wrote: »
    Some Like It Hot

    The end scene with Jack Lemon's character and ?Osgood in the back of the boat. Lemon is in disguise as a woman and has been for most of the film to fool gangsters.
    Osgood wants to get married.

    I can never have children

    We can adopt some

    Lemon whips off his wig dramatically - it's obvious he is not female.

    I'm a man! I'm a man!

    Nobody's perfect

    Lemon looks straight at the camera incredulously

    Love that, one of my favourite films.
  • AlrightmateAlrightmate Posts: 73,120
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    “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum.”

    From They Live (1988)
  • Eddie BadgerEddie Badger Posts: 6,005
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    "Three men and one woman are trapped in a building! Send help at once! If you can't send help, send two more women! "

    "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did."

    "Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot"
    Groucho Marx in Duck Soup

    "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
    Tuco in The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
  • gemma-the-huskygemma-the-husky Posts: 18,116
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    "We need a hospital"

    "What is it?"

    "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now!"


    "I thought you'ld be bigger"

    "An angry elf!


  • jabegyjabegy Posts: 6,201
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    "Get away from her you bitch"



    from Aliens.
  • mrsmoosemrsmoose Posts: 2,090
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    Yippee-ki-yay, mother******

    Buddy the elf, what's your favourite colour?

    The yellow ones don't stop!
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