just caught my neighbours mum masturbating in my car
Tenpe
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Went out to my car to go and see a property and I had to do the biggest double-take in history. There she was, legs akimbo, masturbating in the front seat of my car. How did you get in I asked. You left it open. She said 'Thankyou' and walked off up the lane without a care in the world:eek::eek::eek:
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Funny story...................don't belive you tho.
It's far too cold outside to be doing that! :eek::D
62. Someat like that?
If they are wrong, let him sue them.
Why would I fantasise about an old woman frotting in my car. Eewww. Thats just wrong!
Is she fit?
Maybe she's into NIP and fancied a bit of outdoor. You missed your chance mate.
That's not what you said last time ......
Fantasise being the key word here ....
Was it Janette Krankie?
That's the second time you've done that in the last couple of weeks when I'm trying to eat fish and chips!!
haha, I was just thinking this had Crazychris written all over it until I checked the name !
Sorry OP.