A note? A NOTE? I could write a book about my absence. It started when I went down into the cellar to clean out the pipes when there was a bright light coming from the drain in the corner. I went to investigate and I suddenly found myself on board a Vogon transporter ship heading for the planet zanussi with a fish in my ear which translated all those strange languages. Worst luck for me, the Captain of the Vogon spaceship fell in love with me and insisted reading me his poetry, which was really crap. :eek:
It`s wet paint...been round there wiv me trusty paint roller and supa cheapo emulsion.........looks tons better, but I didn`t know wot to do wiv the dead bodies:eek:
Great Scott!! I knew it, all these BACON butties for everyone!
Hoots, sorry only just seen you..........ya lazy bugger :D
I'm supping some vino from a vat whilst hung on a nail
Rescues Teapottie......we`ve got to do summat about SR..she`s getting more grumpy by the day!
Wonders if they still makes Sanatogen wine wot fortifies the over forties;):o
Rescues Teapottie......we`ve got to do summat about SR..she`s getting more grumpy by the day!
Wonders if they still makes Sanatogen wine wot fortifies the over forties;):o
It was that bloody Chins who put me on it Hoots, for once Scots is innocent :eek::p I only asked him he if would like a run as I'd spotted a lovely run at the side of the pub along a canal
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:mad: Do you have a note for your absence? *THUD*
A note? A NOTE? I could write a book about my absence. It started when I went down into the cellar to clean out the pipes when there was a bright light coming from the drain in the corner. I went to investigate and I suddenly found myself on board a Vogon transporter ship heading for the planet zanussi with a fish in my ear which translated all those strange languages. Worst luck for me, the Captain of the Vogon spaceship fell in love with me and insisted reading me his poetry, which was really crap. :eek:
It really happened! Here I'll show you the fish
*shoves finger in ear and wiggles it around*
I think I squished it! :eek:
Great Scott!! I knew it, all these BACON butties for everyone!
:rolleyes: *Puts Groaning Warthog on shoogly nail*
Well Scotty is trying to cut costs!
Evening
Don't think I've met you before, so, pleased to meet you.
*clunk*
I'm afraid you'll have to speak up a bit, I seem to be having a bit of a problem with my ear.
*pokes Chinnie in the eyes*
:mad:
Anyhoo, how are you?
Not too bad ta.
*grabs book from Chinnie*
:eek:
Some one has already made my story into a book, I shall sue :mad:
Glad to hear it
Delighted to be of acquaintance.
*something not right, round this neck of the woods though* Sniff,Sniff
There is nothing right around this neck of the woods,
Oh by the way,
*hands farmer bob a tissue*
Please use it,
Fill this up please I'm thirsty
Humph! :rolleyes::p *glug, glug, glug*
Keep going it's only half full
Do you fancy a run Chins?
:eek::eek: *Hangs Mrs T. up on shoogly nail*
*dangles legs laughing and winking at Chins*
Just pass me that length of tubing and shove it in me gob to drink me vino
Evening all...feel asleep and only just woked up...wot`s been happening then?
42 will solve it.
Calls the Vogon Destructor Force...you knows too much:D
Hoots, sorry only just seen you..........ya lazy bugger
I'm supping some vino from a vat whilst hung on a nail
Rescues Teapottie......we`ve got to do summat about SR..she`s getting more grumpy by the day!
Wonders if they still makes Sanatogen wine wot fortifies the over forties
It was that bloody Chins who put me on it Hoots, for once Scots is innocent :eek::p I only asked him he if would like a run as I'd spotted a lovely run at the side of the pub along a canal
My intentions were honest