I'm genuinely surprised that he hasn't thrown himself into that particular ring! It's the Cheesiest Festival in the entire WORLD, you'd think the Andre would be irresistably drawn to it.
I'm genuinely surprised that he hasn't thrown himself into that particular ring! It's the Cheesiest Festival in the entire WORLD, you'd think the Andre would be irresistably drawn to it.
Nah, Malta Music Awards is the most cheesiest festival!
Hes an empty vessel thats survived these past few years by sailing along and profiting from the scandals of others, no one has had so many chances sympathetically thrown at them to develop as a tv personality, but while he was so busy promoting himself as a saint everyone moved on to drop their jaws at the antics of the sinners rather than yawn their heads off at the artificial screened life and times of the cheesy man:rolleyes:
In all seriousness, I really think his 15 minutes are up. He's had a good run but people are bored with the whole z list/reality tv lot. His music career is never going to take off so maybe he should count his blessings and settle back into obscurity with his gf and kids.
Hes an empty vessel thats survived these past few years by sailing along and profiting from the scandals of others, no one has had so many chances sympathetically thrown at them to develop as a tv personality, but while he was so busy promoting himself as a saint everyone moved on to drop their jaws at the antics of the sinners rather than yawn their heads off at the artificial screened life and times of the cheesy man:rolleyes:
An interesting perspective, Cym.
His only regular gig and tv presence is his show so I guess he's going to stick with that as long as ITV2 are prepared to pay for it.
I think in the next couple of years he will sell out Wembley; win 'Father of the century', marry his beautiful girlfriend, be knighted for his services to music and humankind and write a best selling treatise on Utilitarianism.
In this country, people of no relevance remain in the public eye until they die and even after they die, once they are famous, they remain that way, unless they do not purposely court publicity
I think in the next couple of years he will sell out Wembley; win 'Father of the century', marry his beautiful girlfriend, be knighted for his services to music and humankind and write a best selling treatise on Utilitarianism.
I have the same psychic as Katie Price:D
for which he'll win the Man Booker, the Costa, the Nobel Prize for Literature and Take A Break Doorstop of the Year.
I think in the next couple of years he will sell out Wembley; win 'Father of the century', marry his beautiful girlfriend, be knighted for his services to music and humankind and write a best selling treatise on Utilitarianism.
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Nah, Malta Music Awards is the most cheesiest festival!
I reckon Cash Converters, selling all the old 90's CD's, tuneage!
An interesting perspective, Cym.
His only regular gig and tv presence is his show so I guess he's going to stick with that as long as ITV2 are prepared to pay for it.
I have the same psychic as Katie Price:D
No more.
Without her, he might as well retire.
Prime Minister?
I think CAN are pay ITV2 to screening his shows.
It won't be any god. There's no deity dreamed up by man as yet able to stop the whirlwind of El Andre and his super fab plastic abs.
:D any mention of a Kevin in his future?:eek: