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HOW Has Louis Walsh Managed To Keep His Love Life So Secretive?

BodyElectric.BodyElectric. Posts: 2,219
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I've never heard him being linked to anyone...

How has he stopped the press from not getting involved? He's been in the business for years and I haven't heard anything about his past relationships.

Somebody help me out.. Please!

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    tommytigertommytiger Posts: 312
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    Because nobody wants to **** him.
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    tommytigertommytiger Posts: 312
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    Oh there was that guy who said he had fiddled with him on a nightclub dancefloor...Louis Walsh on a dancefloor??? He was found not guilty, and rightly so.
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    elnombreelnombre Posts: 3,625
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    Because there's presumably little public interest in the sex lives of rodent/leprechaun hybrids.
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    sidsgirlsidsgirl Posts: 4,425
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    elnombre wrote: »
    Because there's presumably little public interest in the sex lives of rodent/leprechaun hybrids.

    :D

    I typed something similar, but didn't post it.
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    Squealer_MahonySquealer_Mahony Posts: 6,483
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    I think pretty much no one wants to imagine him shagging anyone male female animal or vegetable.
    Dont get me wrong I've nothing against Louis Walsh and he's not repulsive he's like a teacher or someones grandad you just don't think of him doing it
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    tommytigertommytiger Posts: 312
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    Maybe the first poster is a gerontophile, it'll make a change.
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    elnombreelnombre Posts: 3,625
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    Squealer_Mahony wrote: »
    I think pretty much no one wants to imagine him shagging anyone male female animal or vegetable.

    I pity the nightmares of anyone who happens to see him buying a cucumber after reading that.
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    Squealer_MahonySquealer_Mahony Posts: 6,483
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    Or maybe an eggplant ...
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,270
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    BodyElectric. wrote: »
    I've never heard him being linked to anyone...

    How has he stopped the press from not getting involved? He's been in the business for years and I haven't heard anything about his past relationships.

    Somebody help me out.. Please!

    It is strange, because the photographers seem to get shots of celebrities in places where the celebrity thinks they're in private.
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    IvanIVIvanIV Posts: 30,310
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    tommytiger wrote: »
    Because nobody wants to **** him.

    That made me laugh :D I think one can still keep their life private if they want to. For each private person there are bucketfulls of zelebs happy to splash everything from their interesting lives over the media.
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    elnombreelnombre Posts: 3,625
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    Squealer_Mahony wrote: »
    Or maybe an eggplant ...

    Considering how far up Cowell's backside Louis dwells, we might be looking at a Russian nesting dolls situation.
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    Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,852
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    elnombre wrote: »
    I pity the nightmares of anyone who happens to see him buying a cucumber after reading that.

    It reminds me of a young Simons cock lol
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    Ella71110Ella71110 Posts: 4,239
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    Oh poor Louis! There is soo many celebrities that let us know every little thing about their private life I admire the fact that we don't hear anything about Louis :)
    he may have been with the same person for years and there's not much to say!
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    tommytigertommytiger Posts: 312
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    sorcha_healy27 wrote: »
    It reminds me of a young Simons cock lol

    Young and fresh, did you gobble it down?
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    Squealer_MahonySquealer_Mahony Posts: 6,483
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    elnombre wrote: »
    Considering how far up Cowell's backside Louis dwells, we might be looking at a Russian nesting dolls situation.

    Thats too cute :)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 609
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    well since I'm sure Louis has been married to simon cowell for decades (hence never doing judges house in his own photo filled home) & SC is in control of the media.....
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    Squealer_Mahony wrote: »
    I think pretty much no one wants to imagine him shagging anyone male female animal or vegetable.
    Dont get me wrong I've nothing against Louis Walsh and he's not repulsive he's like a teacher or someones grandad you just don't think of him doing it

    I think that's bang on the money.

    I do always laugh when these 50 something women come onto XF and declare their love for him. You just think 'the clues are there love, you're so not his type'
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    Richard1960Richard1960 Posts: 20,344
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    elnombre wrote: »
    Because there's presumably little public interest in the sex lives of rodent/leprechaun hybrids.

    :D:D :D
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    Baz OBaz O Posts: 1,642
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    BodyElectric. wrote: »
    I've never heard him being linked to anyone...

    How has he stopped the press from not getting involved? He's been in the business for years and I haven't heard anything about his past relationships.

    Somebody help me out.. Please!

    Perhaps he doesn't have a love life? These kind of people do exist strangely enough.
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