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Dane Bowers arrested after brawl at Butlins

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    morecowbellmorecowbell Posts: 1,491
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    Bang on there Goaty! What a total loser :D
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Dane Bowers at Butlins. Looks like he's finally found his calling card.
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    CitizenofPhobosCitizenofPhobos Posts: 1,677
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    ..He must be outta his mind..
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    jules1000jules1000 Posts: 10,709
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    If he had any street cred left it has now totally gone....:D
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    FlannoFlanno Posts: 1,427
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    Dane's 33 years old?!!

    He looks 10 years older in that photo!
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    MicrokorgMicrokorg Posts: 2,670
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    And they said he couldn't get arrested these days..
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    ..He must be outta his mind..

    :D:D:D

    Hope his famous toe wasn't damaged in the melee ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 813
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    I must admit the thread title made me laugh very hard :o:D:D:D:D
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,270
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    I'm wondering if someone provoked him into assaulting them. They provoke him enough, he assaults them, the story makes it to the papers.
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    Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    :D:D:D

    Hope his famous toe wasn't damaged in the melee ;)

    That toe has probably got its own showbiz agent by now.
    Give it a week and the toe will be appearing in the DM's Sidebar of Shame covered in Fake Bake and Botoxed up to the eyeballs, whining about its famous "night of shame".
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    occyoccy Posts: 65,147
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    A source at the holiday centre in Bognor Regis, West Sussex, said: “Dane was working as a DJ. The place was packed.”

    He didn't even do a full season. :D
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    AlrightmateAlrightmate Posts: 73,120
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    Butlins:D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 806
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    Wow, Bognor Butlins too!
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    jules1000jules1000 Posts: 10,709
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    Surely can't be 33 he's been youngish for Ever.....
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    wise-upwise-up Posts: 2,023
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    I must admit the thread title made me laugh very hard :o:D:D:D:D
    Same:D
    That toe has probably got its own showbiz agent by now.
    Give it a week and the toe will be appearing in the DM's Sidebar of Shame covered in Fake Bake and Botoxed up to the eyeballs, whining about its famous "night of shame".
    What? I am guessing it is something unpleasant:o
    Butlins:D:D

    :D
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    di60di60 Posts: 5,432
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    Sloopy wrote: »
    Dane Bowers at Butlins. Looks like he's finally found his calling card.

    :D

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    SuperAPJSuperAPJ Posts: 10,402
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    I'm another one who's surprised at Dane only being 33. Perhaps he's just always looked older than he is!
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    LnMidnaLnMidna Posts: 3,638
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    He's only four years older than me. WTF?
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    Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    wise-up wrote: »
    Same:D

    What? I am guessing it is something unpleasant:o


    :D

    If you don't know, count yourself very, very lucky and DO NOT Google it.
    You can't say I didn't warn you.
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    SuperAPJ wrote: »
    I'm another one who's surprised at Dane only being 33. Perhaps he's just always looked older than he is!

    To be fair, being engaged to Pwicey does that to a man
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,596
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    lol @ butlins of all places
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    Millie MuppetMillie Muppet Posts: 6,853
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    Vicky Beckham must be cringing to think she ever did a duet with this buffoon. :D
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    jannajanna Posts: 7,323
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    What a loser. Butlins :D

    As for 33 ? Looks closer to 44 .but if he says so.:rolleyes:
    Brawling & drugs eh ? Tut tut .
    Just when some (not me) thought toe-gate was a just a memory he reminds us what a total loser he really is.:)
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    jannajanna Posts: 7,323
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    wise-up wrote: »
    Same:D

    What? I am guessing it is something unpleasant:o


    :D
    Deeply. But kind of hilarious too.

    He did a 'sex' tape with Pwicey where he got mixed up re which appendage he needed to insert .
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    Joey BoswellJoey Boswell Posts: 25,141
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    He looks so much older then 33 - at least another 10 years - time has not been kind to him. ;)
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