I'm Really Worried About Posh Spice

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,579
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    Rampent wrote: »
    And she has no stretch marks :o

    I think Becks needs our help. If she gets any thinner we might need zoom lenses to spot her.

    She is loaded and can therfore afford the stuff that works a million times better than bio oil:)
  • RampentRampent Posts: 523
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    priscilla wrote: »
    She's fine, her life perfect you don't need to worry about her.

    Becks is not feeding her enough!!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 32,379
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    Rampent wrote: »
    Hence you took the effort too reply. Yer posts are anazing - NOT!!

    Get ter bed nobby :D

    Can't spell and not very original, hey ho, nothing new.

    Anazing, what does that mean or get ter bed nobby:confused:
  • priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    Rampent wrote: »
    Becks is not feeding her enough!!

    Her body probably use to living off one carrot a day or whatever she eats, she seems happy (although her face doesn't show it) but how can anyone not be happy living VB life.
  • jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    Rampent wrote: »
    Becks is not feeding her enough!!

    I'm willing to bet you are a PBU, judging by this thread.
  • PrimalIcePrimalIce Posts: 2,897
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    jra wrote: »
    I'm willing to bet you are a PBU, judging by this thread.

    From 1997 no less.......
  • jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    PrimalIce wrote: »
    From 1997 no less.......

    What?
  • Mr CynicMr Cynic Posts: 5,435
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    Rampent wrote: »
    Her pics make her look well bad toady. If she gets any thinner her eyes might pop out. I reckon she poo's peanuts.

    What can we do about this?

    Opines?

    :rolleyes:
  • ChickenWingsChickenWings Posts: 2,057
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    Frankie Boyle: She'd be the perfect kidnap victim. Imagine how cheat it'd be to start sending her body parts back..."Send a finger..Actually, sod it, fax it!". I reckon she goes for a dump about once every 4 years...Infact that's probably how David knows there's a world cup coming up.

    LMAO :D

    I thought this was original at first.
  • RampentRampent Posts: 523
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    priscilla wrote: »
    Her body probably use to living off one carrot a day or whatever she eats, she seems happy (although her face doesn't show it) but how can anyone not be happy living VB life.


    I would say half a carrot looking at her :eek::eek:
  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    Well, she's survived another 18 hours OK...:p
  • MoonyMoony Posts: 15,093
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    Rampent wrote: »
    And she has no stretch marks :o

    How do you know?

    Unless you have seen her up close, in the flesh and without makeup (yes - they make stretch mark concealer) - you have no way of knowing that.
  • RampentRampent Posts: 523
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    Well, she's survived another 18 hours OK...:p

    She might have a double :D
  • RampentRampent Posts: 523
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    Moony wrote: »
    How do you know?

    Unless you have seen her up close, in the flesh and without makeup (yes - they make stretch mark concealer) - you have no way of knowing that.

    I have a good zoom on my comp :D:D
  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    She might have a double

    ...just means she could slip down TWO pavement gratings at the same time...
  • RampentRampent Posts: 523
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    ...just means she could slip down TWO pavement gratings at the same time...


    She slips down pavement cracks - hence the red carpet :eek:
  • Mr DangerousMr Dangerous Posts: 902
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    priscilla wrote: »
    She's fine, her life perfect you don't need to worry about her.

    with Brand Beckham estimated to be worth 300 million quid she is just fine....:rolleyes:
  • RampentRampent Posts: 523
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    with Brand Beckham estimated to be worth 300 million quid she is just fine....:rolleyes:

    But all these rich folks don't live in the real world. Bet when she says to her dresser that she feels fat they agree with her and she won't eat her half a carrot soup.
  • Mr DangerousMr Dangerous Posts: 902
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    Something is wrong...she took the train to Paris....:eek:
  • RampentRampent Posts: 523
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    Something is wrong...she took the train to Paris....:eek:


    She is wearing shoulder pads because her shoulders have fallen off :eek:
  • SmallalienSmallalien Posts: 1,044
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    Rampent wrote: »
    Her pics make her look well bad toady. If she gets any thinner her eyes might pop out. I reckon she poo's peanuts.

    What can we do about this?

    Opines?

    I know you from elsewhere. Are you bored toady darling?
  • offtotheracesofftotheraces Posts: 723
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    I don't know how people can be that thin and still alive.

    I feel the same way about the grossly obese too - just so no one has a go at me for picking on skinny people.
  • RampentRampent Posts: 523
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    I don't know how people can be that thin and still alive.

    I feel the same way about the grossly obese too - just so no one has a go at me for picking on skinny people.

    I reckon she is doing a form of self harm. I once became that skinny after my 'out of date' tuna can incident and I felt dreadful!! :eek:
  • RampentRampent Posts: 523
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    Smallalien wrote: »
    I know you from elsewhere. Are you bored toady darling?

    :D:D:D:D
  • Mr DangerousMr Dangerous Posts: 902
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    I'm more worried about Harper right now....especially when her mother......Oh just see for yourself..

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2330939/Victoria-Beckham-carries-mini-fashionista-daughter-Harper-jets-Los-Angeles-brood.html
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