The horse stood in the knacker's yard
The time had come to play his last card
With one kick of a hoof
He brought down the roof
Now there's nothing left of the Shard.
Smash a glass and you'll get some bad luck
Like falling down a hole or being hit by a truck
But seven years is a bit OTT
Ok then let's make it three
Break a mirror though and you'd be stuck.
The mirror cracked from side to side
An image of my face it could not abide
I'm a hideous beast
Well you know that at least
I couldn't look good if I tried!!
I cried till I developed a rash
Which didn't go well with my tash
It was bright red and peeling :eek:
My lips lost all feeling
So I dribbled all of my mash.:(
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The time had come to play his last card
With one kick of a hoof
He brought down the roof
Now there's nothing left of the Shard.
Like falling down a hole or being hit by a truck
Like falling down a hole or being hit by a truck
But seven years is a bit OTT
Like falling down a hole or being hit by a truck
But seven years is a bit OTT
Ok then let's make it three
Like falling down a hole or being hit by a truck
But seven years is a bit OTT
Ok then let's make it three
Break a mirror though and you'd be stuck.
An image of my face it could not abide
An image of my face it could not abide
I'm a hideous beast
An image of my face it could not abide
I'm a hideous beast
Well you know that at least
An image of my face it could not abide
I'm a hideous beast
Well you know that at least
I couldn't look good if I tried!!
Which didn't go well with my tash
Which didn't go well with my tash
It was bright red and peeling :eek:
Which didn't go well with my tash
It was bright red and peeling :eek:
My lips lost all feeling
Which didn't go well with my tash
It was bright red and peeling :eek:
My lips lost all feeling
So I dribbled all of my mash.:(
To deal with an annoying spammer
To deal with an annoying spammer
They need a good blow
To deal with an annoying spammer
They need a good blow
That is fast and not slow
To deal with an annoying spammer
They need a good blow
That is fast and not slow
And proves an effective jammer.
Fell in love with a Cadbury's flake
Fell in love with a Cadbury's flake
They had baby Jaffas
Fell in love with a Caburys Flake
They had baby Jaffas
Who had muscles like Rafa's